force us to behave like Covid clowns, "vaccinate" us, restrict our movement, turn us against each other, destroy our education, ruin our military, brainwash us, ruin our integrity as a nation, imprison us, ship our jobs overseas, release GMO mosquitos on us, deny us of our immune system health, destroy our natural healthcare industry, allow the FED to rule our finances, let our Supreme Court misrepresent the U.S. Constitution, take away our utilities, spray us from the sky, poison our food and water, enter in our homes unwarranted, take away our guns, destroy families through welfare, and let fucking Satanists sing at our False Presidential Inauguration? Did I forget anything? Maybe we should just create some more memes and argue with each other about something.
Republicans always lose because far too many of them don't know how to WIN.
FUCK THE 35 TRAITORS
FUCK THE LINCOLN PROJECT
FUCK ANYONE WHO IS ANYTHING BUT MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
A bipartisan commission, investigation, or report works like this: both sides do whatever they want, knowing if they get too tough on the opposing side then they will reciprocate.
Nothing embarrassing to BOTH SIDES will be investigated; the thinnest veneer explanation will be accepted as a limited hangout so busy normies will think that issue got answered when it really didn't.
No matter what the findings are, both sides will get to select the parts they want taken out. Republicans take out anything bad for them. Democrats take out anything bad for them.
Anyone involved who isn't a controlled operator who is a wild card like maybe a Rand Paul or Devin Nunes will be blocked by votes from obtaining subpeonas. If they still don't play along, there will be an ethics complaint filed and full media attacks "forcing" their removal from the commission while the complaint is investigated thus taking them off the board.
The report will also be vetted by the intelligence community, again to take out or hide anything they don't want exposed.
There is no commitment to anything being true. They can add all kinds of false facts into the record. All throughout the process the regular games will be played with lying leaks to media, false anonymous reports, silence from Republicans because they will say they "have to" abide by the rules.
It will be a dog and pony show and at the end they eat one and fuck the other or maybe both.