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BurnedExperiment 106 points ago +109 / -3

And if you dont get 2500 upvotes? Get the hat anyways!

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Crimson_Identity 67 points ago +68 / -1

Like he's not getting to 2500...

Do you know where we are?! No Brakes!

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deleted 47 points ago +48 / -1
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Karmy 23 points ago +24 / -1

He's at 2017 in 3 hours!!!

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NavyGuy 15 points ago +16 / -1

Be at 2020 soon. Also the post.

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deleted 11 points ago +12 / -1
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rustyrockers 8 points ago +9 / -1

Favorite answer. I love this. Fuck spez, just saw what he looks like today

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HEXEN 50 points ago +52 / -2

Loophole dictates that if full votes are not reached, a mesh backed hat can be purchased instead of a full solid color.

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The_New_Pope 29 points ago +30 / -1

Hey I like the mesh hats.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 10 points ago +11 / -1

I got two of them!

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Schiff4Brains 20 points ago +21 / -1

Gets tossed back to Soro's School of Terrorists in the Desert.

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ChelseaHubbell 18 points ago +19 / -1

1k upvotes in 2 hours. He's got the hat in the bag. I wouldn't be surprised if he hits +5k upvotes. That's 2 hats

If his parents were smart they'd have made a time limit

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Karmy 9 points ago +10 / -1

Haha. Someone's getting played here. The end result is a MAGA hat for a young man! Woo Hoo. Gives me good vibes for future KAGA.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +3 / -1

KEK!

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Hugh_Don_G 10 points ago +11 / -1

^what this guy said

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tall_bacon 35 points ago +37 / -2

Doubt it but here's an updoot anyway

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Independenceforever 7 points ago +9 / -2

Oh ye of little faith. Why did you doubt?

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CreepyPornLawyer 4 points ago +4 / -0

We may have surpassed that 2500 mark. Not quite sure though. Never was good with maths stuffs

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Femprep 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s the common core. Gets you every time.

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deleted 30 points ago +32 / -2
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Mike 25 points ago +25 / -0

Dude - Marines will issue a Lightweight Ballistic Kevlar helmet when you graduate bootcamp. Just put a pede sticker on it. Have an uptoot anyway.

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C_Jonesy 16 points ago +17 / -1

I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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CokeOrPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

^ this guy MAGA’s

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Emperorvoid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well we aren't Democrats, we don't rig votes!

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SchiffsAnalFissure 15 points ago +16 / -1

Get this kid a hat!

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deleted 15 points ago +16 / -1
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Silkom 14 points ago +15 / -1

Helping a young patriot.

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MAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tell them this is america and stop being fascists

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Oside760 11 points ago +12 / -1

Upvote!!!!

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Ironlabel 11 points ago +14 / -3

I don’t like when people beg for upvotes like this.

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SomeDiggity 10 points ago +11 / -1

Panhandling for internet points to give you endorphins is barely different than panhandling for cash to get junk. I think. Maybe I took that too far.

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deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
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Feelsgoodman 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's my hope too

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Tradox 4 points ago +5 / -1

kinda smells don't it.

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pedeypete 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, too many people still care about that fake reddit money. I'd rather have no numbers and was hoping we'd be different. See too much shit on the main feed designed just for shilling votes.

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Donna 11 points ago +12 / -1

If you were my child, I'd buy the hat for you even if you don't get 2,500 upvotes!

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LanceUppercut 9 points ago +9 / -0

Take my upvote and get off my lawn

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Azarak 8 points ago +9 / -1

Have an upvote young Pede!

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BidenSmellsKids 8 points ago +8 / -0

The greatest piece of American hatwear is the 5 gallon hat, MAGA hat runner up

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rcstl 8 points ago +8 / -0

OP has a post deleted? Be there a troll amoungst us? Upvote nazi here, No upvote for you!

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MeltingSnowflakes 1 point ago +2 / -1

what??? already?

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rynotg12 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congrats on your new hat?!

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago +7 / -1

Boom hat time

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago +7 / -1

enjoy your new hat

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Jojomrjojo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Have my upvote fellow Pede!

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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GeorgeBonanza 5 points ago +6 / -1

I already donate so many upvotes...But its for a good cause.

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Fame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's make it happen!

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Taritup 5 points ago +6 / -1

I would upvote if I thought it was true. Sorry Pede.

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JosefStalin 5 points ago +5 / -0

So close OP! Enjoy and KAG

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TruBlaze 5 points ago +5 / -0

No way my parents would let me get one. House is full of TDS patients at varying levels.

Now you go get yours.

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your parents are guilty of obstruction of justice. Might have to turn them in to CPS.

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byejerzy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Shameful attempt to build points ...

Well done, have my upvote.

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BlowerEricCiaramella 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lol just buy it yourself.

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Jebsgottheclap 3 points ago +3 / -0

??

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EricCiaremella 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got my up-Trump! Almost there!

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EowynOfRohan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just 17 UpTrumps to go!

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just gave you upvote number 5000; tell them to get you two hats!

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Pittsbuilder 2 points ago +3 / -1

Let’s get this kid a hat!!

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Rellim5150 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once again here's another post I know I've already upvoted that now is unchecked

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gbgb2017 2 points ago +3 / -1

Upvoted

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Scuffers 2 points ago +2 / -0

This thread is worthless without pictures!

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Icarus 2 points ago +4 / -2

Upvoted! But I am thinking you are a blossoming karma whore. Aren’t we all!

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TwoStar 1 point ago +1 / -0

We gotta get those sweet, sweet, fake Internet points!

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Burisma 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't really care for the precedent this sets. "You are validated by internet people and get real rewards from it." So pm me for a Ferrari.

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OllieNorth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enjoy your hat pede

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ApplePie 1 point ago +2 / -1

Make them buy you one of each on the website. It's only fair.

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