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OhLollyLollyPop 138 points ago +141 / -3

We need brickbot, MOAB bot, Coat bot, and Trump Train bot.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 73 points ago +74 / -1

And we’re gonna need black jack and hooker bots

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KingMob 13 points ago +13 / -0

and blackjack.

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FaddyMcSaddy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why not jackblack?

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Emperorvoid 12 points ago +12 / -0

Cause he hasn't been redpilled yet.

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Cuckaramella 9 points ago +9 / -0

Underrated comment

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm okay with just hooker bots, jussayin

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MikeObamasHugeCock 43 points ago +44 / -1

We need Ciaramella bot and also need Mike Obama cock bot

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CharlesDemar72 35 points ago +36 / -1

The CIAramella Bot should just repeat the leakers name 500 times to make up for his name not being in the liberal media.

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eric_ciaramella_WB 26 points ago +27 / -1

beep boop. I am actually not a bot, just a slightly drunk human.

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OGpsywar 8 points ago +9 / -1

How about a Muh Russia bot that issues Putin quotes in the original Russian?

Bonus points if the quotes are pro-Capitalism and pro-Christian (or 0bama-era quid pro quo) .. just to further annoy Lefties when they run them thru a translator page.

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-FTW- 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need "slightly drunk human 'beep boop' bot".

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MAGAsaurus_rex 12 points ago +14 / -2

OK I'm out of the loop and almost afraid to ask..what does the Mike Obama cock bot do?

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MikeObamasHugeCock 19 points ago +20 / -1

It pulses and throbbes and dances on Ellen

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DrKrieger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yea... I don't think we want that.

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MikeObamasHugeCock 13 points ago +14 / -1

But I do ? ? ? ?

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TrumpTrainMechanic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek <- this one

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

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deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
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MikeObamasPenis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Howdy neighbor

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MikeObamasHugeCock 8 points ago +8 / -0

Howdy. Have you come here to spread the gospel of our good husband's tender fuck hole too??

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Skaush 14 points ago +15 / -1

For the love of God get this man a COAT!

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UpTrump 35 points ago +37 / -2

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 207,081 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 67.75% of our goal to coat the 305,658 great people of Stockton, California. Let's make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat, for every coat a Centipede!

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daddysloot 12 points ago +13 / -1

PatriotCoatbot is a must

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EpsteinDiedTomorrow 11 points ago +11 / -0

And the Evan bot

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elpoePehTeW 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ooooh, I like this one!

Pede: We should fact check this!

Factcheckonthefly: EVAN! EVAN!!! EVANNN!!!!

Edit - I think that was a Pede’s username on T_D

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IcedCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the cheesemaker bot

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im not going to say it again

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KajensAngel 29 points ago +30 / -1

No bot left behind.

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Texas-Centipede 18 points ago +19 / -1

RELEASE THE BOTS!!!!

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Oskar 13 points ago +16 / -3

I may lose all my freshly acquired karma here but I say no to the bots. It often got out of control to where it was in the way of discussion.

This place has tons of energy as it is. Keep the discussion going. The information, and memes, must flow!

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Jikemenkins 13 points ago +18 / -5

I kindly disagree

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ItsTooMuchWinning 8 points ago +10 / -2

And I kindly disagree with your disagreement. Just say NO to bots.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't believe we have a second community now where people are free to kindly disagree with each other. It's madness!

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eviantears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t look now! UndrCvrHawaiianJudge is logging on!!!

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-FTW- 6 points ago +6 / -0

I disagree but support your right to dissent with an upvote. It's important to honor and respect different opinions on this matter and I hope all here can agree that the most important issue is that in 1998 the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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loric4882 1 point ago +1 / -0

A day that will live in infamy.

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tsacian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Discussion? I’m here for the MAGA party!!

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God_Emperor_of_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Русские боты принимаются здесь?

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Armatron 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm sure there is still a lot of work to do. I'm flat out impressed.

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PHUCK_THE_HIVE 10 points ago +12 / -2

ya, i like that bot. weren't there others too?

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PremiumPatriotPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

The top comment lists most of them

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Bonkaithebonzai 7 points ago +9 / -2

My first comment on thedonald.win :) Can I get a coat?

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givethismanacoat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does my name count?

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're hired

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Feelsgoodman 1 point ago +1 / -0

?????

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Canapeder 6 points ago +7 / -1

It'll absolutely be brought back. We just need to be a little patient as the site was made available sooner than the devs expected.

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Buy Pepe!!!

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ThePatriotNitro 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm all for it if it's possible. And as long as we aren't overloading the mods.

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SR91Aurora 4 points ago +4 / -0

it seems like a lot of work for a brand new website. I dont know how reddit bots work but I assume there's an API and scripting language of some kind involved. Maybe not a high priority.

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Schiff4Brains 5 points ago +6 / -1

Come on, let's BUILD some Wall!!!!

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3yearstraveling 4 points ago +4 / -0

I suggest the upvote icons be bigger. There hard to press for some reason. And on the right side of the screen

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Jikemenkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats a really good idea ahkchooallee

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HillDawg_C 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, so I thing I totally got ghosted from Reddit even faster than a User Name lie HillDawg_C which I love. I used a new alias as "Erik Ciaraschmella" and did an AMA about whistles. I got some trending but it got cut off really quick and think I am site banned but can't even look up where I was banned from? Any help from my pede's here?

If it in AMA, make this front page:https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/e00zae/i_am_erik_ciaraschmella_i_like_whistles_ama/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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BornSameMonthAsTrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can we get this patriot a coat?

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walletvoter 3 points ago +4 / -1

Get that brick a bot!

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GilaMonsterous 3 points ago +4 / -1

We need bricks for the wall!

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BuildThatWallAlready 3 points ago +4 / -1

BUILD THE WALL CRIME WILL FALL

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SpaceForceMAGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

ALL THE BOTS!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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lolzor21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dibs on the concrete mixer patent!

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lambda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do we start it over?

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Tendies4Patriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yass

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10gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Build it higher

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bchdrum22 2 points ago +3 / -1

I need some quad damage, release the bots!

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saltyliberaltears13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quad bricks!

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oakley 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to borrow this brick to smash all the ebonics I read here. It makes us look stupid.... She BE like. Yuch! Yuch!

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4_Moar 2 points ago +3 / -1

Brick Bot was awesome. Bring BB here.

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Jcholl9 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about the Beer/ Root Beer bot?

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schiff_for_brains 2 points ago +3 / -1

NO BRAKES!

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BitcoinTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sure hope shadowman has some helpers!

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Sparnmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look who is hosting the image file... Reddit still has a use for us.....thanks Spez.

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The__Michael 2 points ago +3 / -1

Build that fucking wall!

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nwainil 2 points ago +3 / -1

We need coats for pedes and the Trump train.

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The__Michael 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two hollow curved fangs

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Phredex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get this Pede a Coat! and a Brick!

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TheUnsuicidables 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brick, brick, brick, brick. IT'S FUN!

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Advhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please bring over the Bots. Also we know you're very busy Maga

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyysuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brick Bot Today! Brick Bot Tomorrow! Brick Bot Forever!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166874 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.5039863106217161995097792% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1834.95383047307609843886088 MILES WIDE and 489.031602771412074024732378 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Adrian_Martinez 1 point ago +2 / -1

Build the wall!

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HilLiedTroopsDied 1 point ago +1 / -0

10 feet taller!

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vaderv 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes exactly!

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Jackgaddis5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Impressive length bot?

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

<3 Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease <3

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Bunknown 1 point ago +2 / -1

I loved brick bot

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wvgal57 1 point ago +2 / -1

yep we need all of those ...brickbot, MOAB bot, Coat Bot and Trump Train Bot ... also a Hottie for Trump Bot

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The_Donaldnator 1 point ago +1 / -0

That wall isnt going to build itself!!!

Spez: 10ft higher!!

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 1 point ago +1 / -0

ABSOLUTELY