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Guys, it's time for serious talk about his Obesity. Sure he's a whiny little douche, but his life is falling apart, and his ratings are in the toilet. What can we do? (i.maga.host)
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– Shwoogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send him donuts, like Tucker did.

https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/22/tucker-carlson-sends-brian-stelter-jelly-donuts/

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– Fosbury68 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite paragraph from the article...

Someone who knows him well said it’s likely he enjoyed the donuts even if he didn’t understand the reason for their arrival: “I’m pretty sure he snuck the box into the bathroom and scarfed them in a stall.”

Any artistic types out there can Photoshop this into memeality will have my undying admiration and love.

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– Womp_womp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We would consider offering him an olive branch, but he'd eat that too.

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– eyerighteye 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meme them until they cry

Then meme them crying

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– HockeyGoon1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Laugh in his fat face until he cries?

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– Womp_womp [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek.

Either that or make him publicly and shamefully accept our gofundme for his stomach staple surgery.

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– OnlyTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy him a coffin?

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