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posted ago by Pres_Trump ago by Pres_Trump +946 / -0

I believe RBG was dead already and it wasn't supposed to be announced until after the election just as insurance and someone leaked it. This is my story and I am sticking with it.

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bleh19799791 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was here for this timeline.

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hulda824 8 points ago +8 / -0

Amen, bleh...What a Blessing!!!

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

this timeline

Is right out of the twilight zone

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Boba_Fett1990 14 points ago +14 / -0

God has a sense of humor.

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crimdelacrim 6 points ago +7 / -1

And Kek

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DonaldTheWhite 3 points ago +3 / -0

'kek' was the translation of 'lol' in World of Warcraft, after all

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TrumpsFavorite 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s the greatest story ever told

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FromSethWithLove 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fakest fake wedding photos support your theory

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wrongaddress 9 points ago +9 / -0

Let Scott Adams know the simulation is running as planned.

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Tx50bmg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Crazier shit is happening right now, so it’s entirely possible! πŸ˜‚

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TONY_DANZA_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey brother!

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mintscape 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is Kek's will. The frog god has an epic sense of humor.

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Scythd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enjoy the show

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BigMikesD 3 points ago +3 / -0

5:5

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Side_of_Beef_Chucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time traveler confirmed! πŸ”™β©πŸ•’βœ”οΈ

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plausible.

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Cmchn 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's stupid. Clearly he used his time machine to travel back after her death and orchestrate all of this.

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Spunasone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roberts is a shill.

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IBeenAroundSince2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

RBG has been gone for at least a year or two. They've most likely been faking her votes for quite some time, too, just to have more liberal agenda. I think so many things run similarity, where we're just kept in the dark on such huge lies. They probably hold people "out of the eyes of others" as an excuse for being in such recovery or too ill to go out, when in reality they're simply just gone. And good people like Trump probably know it, but they're forced to play along with it because everyone up there and down here believes the story, so they can't come off as "crazy" or "insensitive."

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, this is just God's way of shitposting and taking a ride on the Trump Train.

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BigMikesD 1 point ago +1 / -0

of course it is hahaha just enjoy the show 🍿🍿🍿

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

God has plans...

Trump and the rest of us are part of it.

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ByteKnight321 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who the Fuck Is writing Season 20 Fucking 20! I just see in my head "Trey, quick add an episode as we had on SP and have Stan's Dad say "I leave this world to you since I only have a 99.98% chance of survival, son" and Matt saying "Now have RGB get "reported" as dead a month before the election!