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Smubbs 16 points ago +17 / -1

oh yeah? well I have 9 reasons!

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FuckPlebbit 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've got 300 quiet reasons

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FuckPlebbit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commie state?

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Wentz 2 points ago +2 / -0

New Jersey here, i can't even buy pepper spray on amazon.

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FuckPlebbit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bruh.........

Here's to hoping Trump wins re-election and ACB can side with the 4 other conservatives to kill some of the bullshit gun regulation you're dealing with.

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ModelMinority 22 points ago +23 / -1

And don't let Kamala near or you'll get her STD's.

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anduriliamfotw 3 points ago +3 / -0

ST REEEEEES. its a thing. dont sleep with crazy

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Thebigone123 20 points ago +20 / -0

I can't sleep for that exact reason. I'm scared Biden will try to rape me

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Grilledpepe 9 points ago +10 / -1

We can all sleep Nov 4th. Back to work pedes

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LaPastillaEscarlata 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or sniff.

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570dbp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can’t sleep. Keep thinking what the next drop of emails will be. It will be glorious.

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570dbp 1 point ago +1 / -0

They tried and then retracted the Chinese bank account before. They have no sources. We have seen this game many times. So no one is going to care. The media’s credibility is almost zero.

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permissible_missile 8 points ago +8 / -0

Careful or you'll send your pepe to sleep as a butterfly and in the morning you'll find a snake

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psyflux 6 points ago +6 / -0

1,500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that Hunter Biden was just another politician's child with run off the mill chemical dependamcy issues. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.

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Sumsuch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fortunately I'm not an underage girl.

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pursuitoftruth1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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Digitaliberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

If there were bidens in my bed they’d be dead already

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J.MaGerkin2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Voted for Trump today so definitely sleeping sound

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is like 2016. Better. I can't sleep anyway.

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not only is the MSM helping to conceal evidence of alleged corruption, they are now actively suppressing allegations of child pornography. Giuliani has passed evidence on to local authorities yet the media has no mention of it. Truly disgusting period in our history.

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crazyrosco2099 3 points ago +3 / -0

I woke up the dog because I laughed so loud 😂

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Bite me!

- Rush Limbaugh

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Dartsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should be biting. Biting the pillow in levensworth

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

When will we find out anybody in Washington more than 20 years is a pedo...all of em

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FrontInspection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well that's in my head now, thanks.

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bubbletea 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m wearing chastity belt!

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99-ls1-ss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't let them sniff you either

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Bananapirate 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if my fetish is to have my dick bitten while I sleep by a crack addicted son of a former Veep?

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Than0s 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just praying that we actually get to see these crooks brought to justice. This madness has to end.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kids that don't behave get a visit from uncle joe

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frankblank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bedbidens are the worst!

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SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

...if they do, hit them with a penile med (salt peter,) until their black and no longer red.

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540k-Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

4 Years ago tonight DJT 15 mins at the Red Dinner

https://youtu.be/NnRVAzFa6Og

Say your prayers, let God have your troubles for the night. MAGA Dreams come true!

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DonaldStump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sometimes...I wonder what will happen to The Donald...if in the apocalyptic event Biden and Harris steal this election...