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Jp1137 62 points ago +62 / -0

And now for the withdrawl.

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pmurTJdlanoD 51 points ago +51 / -0

Nah Biden will just laugh to himself and say it’s DeBoOnkEd, followed by a “come on, man”...that’s what he’s in his basement practicing for three days

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Sweetlysouthern1409 22 points ago +22 / -0

EXACTLY, he just says "Nuh-uh" and since it's basically impossible to provide proof at the moment on stage, he just laughs it off

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RandyContractor 8 points ago +8 / -0

until Trump rolls out the big screen like at his rallies

Seriously though, how awesome would it be if POTUS whipped out his phone with a video queued up of incriminating evidence when it was his turn to speak?

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ReeeeeeFundthePolice 7 points ago +7 / -0

Listen Fat

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look, fat. You're a lying corn faced president who just lies. I've been telling truth for 47 years, look at my record

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DeplorableWeWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call it the “Clinton cackle”. It’s when you’re called out on something and have no legitimate response so you just smile and give a fake laugh. then change the subject.

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pmurTJdlanoD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep Biden does it, cumala does it, empty husks of human beings with nothing to offer

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Carlos142857 2 points ago +2 / -0

Throw in the clown word here and there.

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Politiskep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck I think you're right, I never thought of that, whelp guess we better vote Biden /s lol

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TheMAGAnificent 16 points ago +16 / -0

Why tell the enemy your plan? That's not Art of War at all... Trump must have something up his sleeve.

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Mad_Maddy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Because everyone just read the red pills without even stepping foot on a debate stage.

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magaspif 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's a smoke screen in a sense. There will be some misdirection because of this.

Remember:

"All warfare is based on deception."

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Wess-mantooth 1 point ago +1 / -0

He will hit him with something we don't even know about yet

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +6 / -0

NO ESCAPE

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LetFreedomRing 3 points ago +3 / -0

The biased moderator will interrupt GEOTUS or turn off his mic once he starts asking these questions.

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vape4jesus 33 points ago +33 / -0

He needs to refer to old Joe as "Pop" and "Big Guy" 🤣

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spanglevision 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL. I bet you he's already thought of that and plans to do it. We have the best president folks!

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Tcrlaf1 23 points ago +23 / -0

“Please shut off Trump’s mic. We are not discussing Origen policy at this debate, even though it is what this debate was suppose to be about, because it could cost Biden the election.”

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NormaJeanRocks 10 points ago +10 / -0

I could actually see them adding, if an answer goes off topic for 15 seconds...mic cut

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magaspif 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good:

While I despise the degenerate himself, he did make a good quote:

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." -GRRM

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Salacious_B_Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Now yous can’t leave.

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jimmycrack 8 points ago +8 / -0

great scene

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GizzardPuke 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck yeah!

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mythbusterr 13 points ago +16 / -3

we were told all day yesterday Rudy would be releasing everything this morning. w/h?

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Got_Hot_Snakes 9 points ago +9 / -0

11:59am PT

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CoronalDischarge 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ohhh FUCK YEAH!!!!

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g00se2k 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, they've been reporting the whole "mic shut off" thing for a couple of days. I'm guessing this statement was released immediately following the rule change.

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Salacious_B_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Breaking!!!

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SemperFree 8 points ago +8 / -0

Forcing Biden to quit

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Meme_war_ii_vet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah - turning up the heat at least. Trump will let them stew on how to respond to this for 24 hours, then I bet some spicy NEW shit drops tomorrow. This is punch 1 of the combo

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rabdargab 6 points ago +6 / -0

NO ESCAPE!

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Lla26 6 points ago +6 / -0

They’ll just shut off Trump’s mic, so POTUS must come prepared for that. Bring his own mic?

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ohwell316 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bullhorn

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BeanieBeanTX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cue cards w/big ass Sharpie marker!

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ReeeeeeFundthePolice 5 points ago +5 / -0

In other words fuck your bullshit we will do what we want

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QuietSpark 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should just talk foreign policy the whole time anyway.

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Trump_USA_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, basement-dwelling Biden is now gonna be toast!

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mightyclaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cut Biden's outraged "C'mon man", "smear", and "...won't dignify the question with an answer" responses.

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

All the sudden Joe came down with a case of the rona and will not debate.

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is gonna be the one moderating Biden and the moderator by pissing them both off with real questions

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ca18det 4 points ago +4 / -0

YUGE. BALLS. The biggest. Balls so large you never seen anything like it, maybe ever.

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DJT2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s my president, gettin' it done.

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magaspif 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek he just pulled a:

"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me"

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Ligersrule1 3 points ago +3 / -0

GEOTUS should bring printed out memes to communicate with the audience when his mic is cut!

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LArnix 3 points ago +3 / -0

That will be great, just use his time as he sees fit! I think the mod will try to keep him from talking about it though!

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden will just say "totally debunked" then Trump will spend 2 minutes arguing with the moderator about how it's relevant and proven fact.

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MemeWarsVet [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

And normies who never heard of it will Google it and. . . magic.

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Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh, when they Google it, they'll get NYT saying "50 (former) intelligence (accountants) say it's Russian disinformation (without evidence)"

Then 20 other publications that cite NYT as fact and publish "DEBUNKED", so AOC tweets "lol Biden is my hero so debunked".

Google has made it a point to ensure nobody looks behind the curtain. So I don't think normies who Google will find much of anything.

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MemeWarsVet [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, then they get to make up their own minds - as it should be.

As it is now, they don't even know the laptop and emails exist.

Just let them know the info then they can make their own conclusions.

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zeller 2 points ago +2 / -0

except the moderator can cut off either candidate's mic on this debate i believe

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Goozmania 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was telling my mom this just yesterday, that Trump needs to straight up ignore the moderator and grill Biden.

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magapixel 1 point ago +1 / -0

REEEEE!! HE CAN’T JUST GIVE BIDEN THE DEBATE QUESTIONS AHEAD OF TIME!!!!!

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PhoneBandit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump has him on the ropes. This is big winning energy.

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EmondaBlue 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is just a preview of GEOTUS' second term. Relentless.

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MocksFordComma 1 point ago +1 / -0

President Trump should ignore the questions asked of him and just turn and ask Biden questions, like, "Vice President Biden, are you the "big guy?"