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TrumpsWall 110 points ago +110 / -0

Keeping the beached whale moist 😂

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Tx50bmg 33 points ago +33 / -0

Beat me to it! LOL

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KRM944 21 points ago +21 / -0

Damn it! 3 of us think alike

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make sure you keep her blow hole clear!

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patriophilus 5 points ago +5 / -0

look fat, get off my property; c'mon whale

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NancyPeloci 85 points ago +85 / -0

In this wet tee-shirt contest, we're all losers.

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fuckdemswithcactus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kek <-------- Kek Kek Kek

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swimjim 3 points ago +3 / -0

SideKek!

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swimjim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kekkekkek

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Bearing51 31 points ago +31 / -0

Being crazy fat makes rolling ankles very easy.

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knightofday 8 points ago +8 / -0

it is known

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559throw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Makes rolling cankles very easy too

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BourbonDave 6 points ago +6 / -0

Determination and crazy can be hard to distinguish.

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ErmaMaggard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just take the L

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Hangemh1gh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't respect crazy.

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sgt_richard 42 points ago +42 / -0

And these are the people that want civil war?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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TheViking 14 points ago +14 / -0

MAN THE HOSES!

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deez-nutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Underrated comment right here

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NvJohansson 18 points ago +18 / -0

She could be wielding a samurai sword and the guy would have still taken her out with a kitchen spoon.

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INSSABOFA 41 points ago +41 / -0

Call 911? Why???

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mintscape 40 points ago +40 / -0

Ham Planets are like those creatures from Gremlins, you can't get them wet.

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thelastlast 11 points ago +11 / -0

lolol

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559throw 2 points ago +2 / -0

But I thought everybody loved moist ham

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Jabron661 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah, she clearly had the opportunity to retreat. Her aggression was the reason she got hosed.

You just cant threaten a guy with a hose and not expect to get wet when you attack him.

Would like to know the back story, but even if the guy with the hose is an asshole, you just cant attack him. I mean he could have just dropped the hose and defended himself with his fists and really do some damage.

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Pepedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine being the person to get that call:

911 employee: hello this is 911. What is the emergency?

Cackling woman: uhm... lol... there's a man and he's...uhm...he's spraying a woman with water.

911 employee: i'm sorry. Can you repeat that?

Cackling woman: well... uhm. She's being sprayed with a hose. He won't stop spraying her and she keeps falling down. He actually has one of those lawn attachments on the end of the hose...you know.. like a sprinkler....

911 employee: ....

Cackling woman: so...uhm... are you going to send the police?

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DJT2020 34 points ago +34 / -0

First shower in months.

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deez-nutz 29 points ago +29 / -0

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"

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Dumdum 25 points ago +25 / -0

He should've held onto that hose, he could've kept doing a few more laps with her. It would've been even better

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mightyclaw 19 points ago +19 / -0

I couldn't hear what she was fussing about.

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HenkZeilstra 14 points ago +17 / -3

I saw this on reddit the story goes like :

The guy watering the garden has a board for Black Lives Matter, the lady said All Lives Matters and they had a discussion where the guy hosing the garden started to water her.....I am not sure guys if we are on the right side of this one

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HuggableBear 22 points ago +23 / -1

Doesn't matter what the discussion was, she's in the wrong for harassing him. Just leave it be and walk on by the things that bother you.

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Jabron661 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, even if he is dumb ass liberal he can say what he wants, if you attack, that's on you, and if he is on his own property, he can also have you arrested for trespass and battery.

Know when and how to fight your battles, or run the risk of being hosed at best, or arrested or even worse.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or use my old standby for disputes with neighbors - buy 2 dozen little neck clams and chuck them into their 2d floor rain gutters at night, then sit back and enjoy the majesty of swarms of squawking seabirds the next day, shitting and making loud bird noises fighting each other for the clams.

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Financial_mom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. Last time I checked, you can put any sign you want on your property. We'll mock you but hey!

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Litecola 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh reddit says that, it must be true! But seriously, she looks and acts much more like a typical lib, and if the dude we're actual blm he would have no problem hitting a 'nazi' (anyone who disagrees).

Regardless, anyone trespassing and assaulting deserves more than a spray down.

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cjcivicx 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't get where people think they can come on someone's property and then try to assault them without repercussion...

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SimPilot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most exercising she ever got!

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thelastlast 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol when they try to fight.

she doesn't know antifa rules- do not engage unless you are 9 on 1.

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xBigCoffinHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pro-tip: grab the hose and kink it dumbass

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Thehumancentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

you can tell he is a soy boy as well. Cuck & a whale

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Litecola 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got the impression he just didn't want to touch her... We can't smell things from here, who knows what the totality of the situation was.

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Bigsweaties 7 points ago +7 / -0

Reeeeeeeeeee

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ObongoForPrison2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pure defeat.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, that settles it, l need a fireman hose.

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bouki 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is wrong with people... Lololol

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Shakakka99 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know, right? She could've pinched that hose off at any time.

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donotclickjim 4 points ago +4 / -0

It appears he did spray her first (at least based on this video). She did also ask for it.

I wonder how this would be handled in a court of law? I don't think people should be spraying water on people or throwing food either but I also don't think people should be charged with "assault with a weapon" over something so benign as a garden hose. Maybe we should have more mutual combat laws where people can voluntarily enter into hand to hand combat without repercussions.

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Jabron661 4 points ago +4 / -0

EDIT, you can hear his say "get off my property" towards the end so it does appear she would be in the wrong, at least as far as going after him. She might have been in the right if he sprayed her while she was on her property, at least as far as calling the police, they might have cited him for simple battery or disorderly conduct, but when she went after him that argument is over.

Assuming context here, but we didn't see the whole scenario play out.

My guess, she saw him in the yard and said something about his sign, he probably said something back and a verbal argument started.

It is possible he sprayed at her of somehow directed his sprinkler towards her, but most likely stayed on his property, but he may not have.

Based on what we see, she approached him on his property and was attempting some physical action to either take his sprinkler away or otherwise stop him. If this is the case, then she is in the wrong and more ore less deserved what she got, even if he is a Democrat or liberal.

Now it is also possible that is her sprinkler and he commandeered it and was spraying her on her property, but just from looking at it, I dont think this is the case.

Maybe we can get the full story and armchair litigate it with more information.

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Litecola 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah unless there was a harmful chemical in the hose, she was unjustified, and if there were, she's abominably stupid.

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mostooge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hysterical! Fat, Angry, and Wet is no way to go through life girl.

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Marlin Perkins - “ Here we see an angry Dependapotamus in the wild defending it’s territory”

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mostooge 2 points ago +2 / -0

What memories. "watch Jim wrestle an alligator into submission"

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Call 9/11? WTF are they talking about?

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should have shot her in the leg

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TyrantsAreCucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kink the fucking hose, lady. How sheltered are you that you've never used a fucking garden hose before?

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the context here?

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Brundlefly78 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never put the lotion on its skin.

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givethismanacoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

What were they saying? I can't hear very well.

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dumdumexpress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too dumb to bend the hose.

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BigMikesD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fats Mcgoo: i think that lawn has been watered enough bigot!

Chad: you again! mind your business

Xir Soyington: youre wasting water! save the enviro... reeee

Chad: fuck off my lawn!

Huckle Berry Ham Beast: very slowly goes into attack

Chad: (engange right finger onto nozzle trigger)

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Foxbat40 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have they figured out why bull dikes are always fat and violent yet?

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Junkevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

She probably smells better now.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine the smell...

Moist ham beast and fresh cut grass!

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Average-Joe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chasing after that sprinkler like it's a big mac

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arkylady 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dammit, these always cut off before we see how it ended. Lame lmao

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FreeRepublic -11 points ago +2 / -13

This thread is a perfect example of the plethora of dumbshits on this site. Jesus its like 'Dozens fly over the cuckoo nest''.

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BigMikesD 1 point ago +2 / -1

fuck this guy