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I_BE_FUNKY 117 points ago +117 / -0

“It’S jUsT rUsSiAn DiSiNfOrMaTiOn”

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M16A4 63 points ago +63 / -0

"MeTaDaTa CoNfIrMs"

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M16A4 25 points ago +25 / -0

That thing was equivalent to the doctor's note I photoshopped to skip class in high school.

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MobilePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't they release the pdf (which appeared to be a scan of a certificate) but that shit had layers??

Or was that a troll

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zabbers 23 points ago +23 / -0

Just ask the Hawaii medical examiner about that.

Oh you can't because she mysteriously died of a heart attack after a plane crash.

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ZeroDeltaTango 13 points ago +13 / -0

The only one on the whole plane to die...

...after anonymous divers in black wetsuits were captured on film sneakily lurking near her, then disappearing

Normal?

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Thep1mp 8 points ago +8 / -0

With divers in the water at the site of the crash......

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Chompz 10 points ago +12 / -2

Or Big Mike's meta.

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Trump2024 7 points ago +8 / -1

"Meta" being slang for "massive slab of man meat"

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Mrsattorney 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you see Wolf Blitzer's face when Schiff said that to him? Blitzer looked zoned out on Xanax or something...just blankly stared straight ahead, lol.

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Facebooks 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wolf blitz greatest moment was catching balloon boy in a lie and making his family squirm as balloon boy farted

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Mrsattorney 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had totally forgotten about that! I always think of Wolf's failed Jeopardy appearance when I see him, lol.

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DystopianDoubleThink 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think about his dancing it up at Side Of Beef's "victory party".