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posted ago by a_GuY ago by a_GuY +488 / -0

Been lurking here for quite a while and due to our current circumstances and how early it is I can't tell anyone else, but my wife took three pregnancy tests and all three came back positive! We may be bringing another Pede into the wild! I know this will probably get deleted, but its the only real anonymous place I have to post.

Edit: This would be our first if the tests are accurate and everything goes well, which is what we're praying for!

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Tx50bmg 19 points ago +19 / -0

Congrats Pede! And also congrats that she only took 3 tests, my wife took like 8 for our first. LOL

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a_GuY [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

The lines were faint because it would be so early, but they were definitely there! She's going to go to the OB soon to confirm, and thank you!

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Kekistaniphil 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congrats, my friend. Baby pedes are one of the best ways to MAGA!

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Littleirishmaid 10 points ago +10 / -0

Great news!

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Perlpro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Congrats dude!

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Verrerogo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bless you.

You are right not to tell anybody yet. Too much excitement. Just keep feeding her steak and butter and lots of fresh greens and citrus. No stress.

Wonderful.

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aparition42 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations and good luck. Get ready for the emotional ride of your life.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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a_GuY [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

We switched to an all organic diet about a year ago and have dropped from like 250 each down to her at 140 and me at about 180, just gotta get the vitamins now. Honestly the weight loss is probably what did it for us!

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Liberty4All 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great work, both of you! Not only did this let her get pregnant, now you will have the health and energy to keep up with an active little pede.😁

Go get those prenatal vitamins immediately. Getting enough folate in the first trimester is VITAL.

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NotableBuffalo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations!

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hondo1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations! Take good care of that little one!

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DeplorableLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Very happy for you! Thanks for sharing the great news.

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GibsmeMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congrats! My 2 month old pede can’t take his eyes off my trump flag

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Brookes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations! What wonderful news. Give your wife our love! She will bring a lovely new baby pede into the world. Your job is to support her every step of the way and provide baskets of chocolate!

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a_GuY [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nah, no baskets of chocolate, freezers full of Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip ice cream from Graeter's here in Cincinnati lol, but thank you so much, everyone for the kind words!

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is this Graeter's ice cream of which you speak???????? We haven't got crap here in California!

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Raetchel 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congratulations!

From my experience, if you take three and one comes back positive, you’re pregnant.

Rarely ever a false positive with those things.

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SnipedYou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congrats! Strong families make America great! :)

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deplorabetty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congratulations!

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aveydey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congratulations!!

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ThePatriotNitro 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congrats dude! Would this be your 1st?

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a_GuY [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Praying it is an actual positive and everything goes well, it would be our first. And thank you!

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foom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your boys can swim!

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Elladar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Happy for you man, hope its twins!

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a_GuY [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby, twins run in her family lol

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Elladar 3 points ago +3 / -0

AHAHAHA!!! Don't say that! I bet it would be epic! Speak with her family and ask about it, I bet all of them loved having twins! :D You will make a great dad, might as well go for hard mode challenge!

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JohnSpartanSAPD 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congrats!

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Clayton29 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wtg!! Get sleep now bc you won't get any once baby gets here.

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TakingCoatsWIN 6 points ago +6 / -0

A new baby pede in the world would never get deleted here.

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Bigger_igloo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats, man. And, no, we appreciate good news like that around here. Nice little break from the clown world.

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Sunnywindows 5 points ago +5 / -0

Woo hoo! So happy for you!

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AsaNisiMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations! And this won't get deleted. Why would it? This community loves this kind of good news.

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Hangemh1gh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congratulations on the new addition to your family pede! Why would this get deleted? How could anyone object to this news? You'd have to be pretty damn miserable.

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Shakakka99 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats my friend! Fatherhood is the most amazing adventure ever. Prepare for your life to change, for the better!

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N0Brakes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude! We never delete baby pede announcements!! I am so happy for you. I distinctly remember that moment for each of my children. It is something that will change your life forever, in the best possible way. We'll pray for you and your babypede!

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DonaldTrump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well done! You're about to learn the difference between happiness and joy. Good luck.

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Jaybone86 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonderful news?

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EatingIsFun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow!! Congrats my man! I have 5 myself, you should have asked... I have kids to spare!

Kidding aside, you have now a soul you will be called to account for when your time to face God arrives. Love him/her, cherish him/her and introduce them to the wonders of the world and joys of Heaven. Protect their innocence for as long as you are able, it is the first thing Satan tries to take and the one thing that can never be restored. Resolve to raise your child to be an adult, not an adult child as too many have because it is an easier road.

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ElderPedeMAGAmiaower 3 points ago +3 / -0

congrats!

More of you young people need to do this. Have babies. Lots of babies. Babies Babies Babies.
....and more babies.

Find a woman who wants to make babies with you. Have an open mind about looks. Health is more important than looks. Shared values are more important than looks. Can't find someone? Then you are not looking in the right spot or you are looking at the wrong women. You might want to ask them their views on abortion. If they say they are okay with killing their unborn children, then you can assume they will be okay with killing yours.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t apologize!

We live for and love baby pedes here!

The Lord commanded that we be fruitful and multiply.

There is also a quote about good fruit from good trees and bad fruit from bad trees.

He and the U.S. need more like minded folks reproducing and raising good kids. We need more good fruit!!

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komenos_9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile, crazy liberals are having three covid tests instead!

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Sdnyrn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congrats

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Gorignak 1 point ago +1 / -0

We pray with you!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Triplets!