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0io- 18 points ago +21 / -3

I just feel bad for him. He's clearly not up to the task. They'd be better off using an actual puppet with strings attached and at least having a ventriloquist who can actually read the lines. If this were a Broadway show they'd use the understudy.

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Pepe_in_the_USA 21 points ago +21 / -0

They obviously have something on him, no way he wants to be here instead of diddling nieces and nephews on a private island somewhere.

He owes his deep state dues.

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0io- 13 points ago +13 / -0

I guess when you sell your soul the Devil comes to collect and now it's that time.

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MudDog 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t feel bad for pedos, put ‘em in the wood chipper for all I care

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should raid the Disney storehouse for the hall of presidents version that you know for sure they made in advance.

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0io- 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could retrofit a Country Bear Jamboree with a Pedobear skin and use that for Joe. :)

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RawRamen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would feel bad for him if he wasn't a massive piece of un-American shit who has been selling out our country for half a century. I hope he suffers to the end.

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Keln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Part of me wants to feel bad for him.

But another part of me smites that part down with a flaming sword of righteous indignation every time it tries.