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ProfessorOak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Didn't his brain surgeon suggest that he shouldn't be alive after the operation he had? My personal conspiracy theory is that they actually removed half of his brain.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

My theory is that he actually died and we have been seeing body doubles and/or clones all this time. The programmed dementia is to keep him from being prosecuted