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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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Impressive-Length 6 points ago +6 / -0

To be fair, your co-workers probably aren’t as hot as Chris Cuomo.

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +8 / -1

Better yet, get some self-control and don't masturbate at all.

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dickwagger 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol. You must be a very holy man.

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permissible_missile 1 point ago +1 / -0

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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Snakecasablanca83 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like Jeff Toobin? No. I turned the camera off and put on a Trump rally to get me worked up!

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politifox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, you are at work. I know your job sucks but WTF bro. Can't wait , have to multitask and goob the toob

what a libtard.. Pro-choice ,but when you knock up the daughter of a colleague you had a decade affair with while married, you want try and force her to have an abortion and when she says no , you aren't man enough to pay for child support and you don't even want to meet your child.

Dude, Epstein yourself.

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sn01no 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lubin' Toobin

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Biden_is_racist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve done this but i still upvoted, kek

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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18-to-life 2 points ago +2 / -0

The craziest thing is that a Leftist being caught jerking off on a work call is only 5/10 the level of perversion that a common Leftist achieves. It's average Leftist news!

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Male Pede with a Thought-- just what sort of mental gymnastics does it take to do THAT and have a Zoom call at the same time. Perhaps we DO NOT want to know!?

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BobbyTwoScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

This number seems surprisingly low

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RexCollins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uhhhh... Err. 😒

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Mark0alag0 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have not, but Scott Adams did an unscientific poll of who has done that, and 38% responded they did...funniest part was that they said “That is the best time!”

LOL, well it was funny to hear him tell it.

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never been on a Zoom call so there's that...

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Camel-Toe-Harris 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤔 Does Skype count??

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aveydey 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol!

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Rubberbunnies 1 point ago +1 / -0

He knew he was on camera and enjoyed being caught. Change my mind.

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PinkPlacenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't believe he's just suspended and not immediately fired.

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ScottButNotBaio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aw man, I can’t upvote and feel so left out 😔

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R3Dpill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never play “Never have I ever” w a Dem...

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm masturbating on Zoom right now...