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ChrisSuperDude 27 points ago +27 / -0

Bob Dole also was being honored by Trump for something and stood for the flag or the anthem I cannot remember which.

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JesusWept 22 points ago +22 / -0

Dole spoke up when the establishment republicans including Mitch McConnell were trying to figure out how to rob Trump of the nomination, after he'd won enough delegates. He was a lone voice reprimanding the party and standing up for the people's right to choose.

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MAGATHREAD 23 points ago +23 / -0

He’s a real deal patriot. Perot split the vote, and the media played their usual bullshit games. He’s the rare “it’s his/her turn” candidate that actually deserved it.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 65 points ago +66 / -1

yeah, he is a good sport. i remember him coming on snl while norm was doing his dole impression. it was a nice moment.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 19 points ago +20 / -1

I remember that episode!

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ahmrbond 14 points ago +14 / -0

I love that we all love Norm Macdonald. He's the fucking best.

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RyanT282 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or so the Germans would have us to believe.

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H4yw1r3 2 points ago +2 / -0

arrrrrr. IM BOB DOLE.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 2 points ago +2 / -0

A real meeting of the mind.

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slaphappy2 50 points ago +50 / -0

Bob Dole. World War II wounded combat veteran.

Classy.

Mittens Romney. Buys up companies and throws American workers out of work to sell off the pieces for scrap on the international market.

Low-class piece of garbage.

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PhilosoGuido 14 points ago +14 / -0

Losing a Presidential election is a really reveals character. Look at all the scumbags who lost and how bitter and loathsome they became, constantly clamoring for attention and relevance: Hillary, Mittens, McCain, Gore.

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also, Mittens' first investor was Ghislaine Maxwell's father.

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_-Th0r-_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also Bob Dole: paid money after losing election to be in Viagra ads.

EPIC consolation prize.

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SSJ3NAPPA 32 points ago +32 / -0

Bob dole. Goes down smooth!

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wazzalurker 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well said!

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Americanism 25 points ago +25 / -0

Wounded by Socialists, given experimental drugs to come out on top. Sounds familiar...

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Block_Helen 24 points ago +24 / -0

Bob Dole is a great guy. Love that he is stalwart old school MAGA.

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wakingmajority 21 points ago +21 / -0

He would have been a good President.

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wazzalurker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Norm Macdonald?

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CannonballJunior 20 points ago +20 / -0

First time I ever voted, I voted for Bob Dole. Still feel good about that vote - wish he'd been President.

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kjj9 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ditto.

I was pissed at him for a while though. After the election, he gets funny. Goes on SNL, does a funny super bowl commercial, etc. Turns out, he has a great sense of humor - but he hid it during the election while the media was mocking him for being an old stiff.

Maybe it wouldn't have been enough to change the outcome, but I can't help but wonder if he'd have been President if he hadn't been campaigning like he had a stick up his ass all year.

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JesusWept 9 points ago +9 / -0

He had been known for his humor for years - he didnt hide it, the media did. I remember when he was Senate leader and was on a tear to cut PBS funding, the network had a breakfast for him. He came, took the mike and said, "I already ate. And Big Bird was deliscious."

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blacktankguy 20 points ago +20 / -0

Remember when Norm Macdonald played bob dole on SNL and made fun of trangender sex changes and everybody laughed?

https://youtu.be/hQE5ZpSNjg8?t=112

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ahmrbond 12 points ago +12 / -0

Norm always said that he thought Bob Dole was a great guy.

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Evan_Evan_Evan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Takes one to know one!

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rabdargab 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bob Dole is a Patriot and American Hero

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RexCollins 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remember SNL and all the late night shows making him seem like a senile old fool and Clinton the lovable hillbilly. Look at them now, pretending Biden has his wits.

Looking back I realize it was leftist propaganda.

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DTOM1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Carpet bagging faggot from Utah". Bwahahahaha! total douche canoe.

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BlueStateRedPill 12 points ago +15 / -3

Old school joke...How do you know that Bob Dole's been taking Viagra? From the pen marks on Elizabeth's ass.

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PinkPlacenta 12 points ago +13 / -1

This guy fucks, and we have the 1998 viagra ads to back that statement up.

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Johnmatrix45 10 points ago +10 / -0

That election I became a Republican. Everyone was shilling for clinton (mostly people's parents) -didn't make sense to me. Never looked back. I was in seventh grade.

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BrianSolo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was in 9th grade! As hard as it may be for some to believe, I realize now that I was even a conservative when Perot ran in ‘92. I didn’t know what a conservative, liberal, republican, democrat meant, but he had common sense solutions wrapped inside a no-nonsense presentation, and a wry wit. I’ve been attracted to those types in politics ever since. It wasn’t long after that i got a little more interested and learned the basics. When Perot lost in primary season ‘96, I was happy to “support” Bob Dole.

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DonttrustChina 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was too bad he lost, he'd probably have been a good POTUS. And maybe with someone more competent in charge, had he gotten a second term, 9/11 could have been prevented.

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CL1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

They said he was too old in 1996. Now the leftist media wants someone 5 years his senior.

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KAGALOSAURUS 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol and he’s still here kicking 25 years later

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Peperidge farm 'members when Mittens enacted socialized universal healthcare when he was our governor of Massachusetts.

I voted for that faggot and was completely duped! My first experience with RINOism.

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Reltius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Utah is definitely one palace of faggotry

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FlyingHounds 7 points ago +7 / -0

Met him at Walter Reed. Perfect gentleman always gracious to the staff. And that shoulder injury is seriously FUBAR. Only a real man would go on to live his life the way he did.

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bob Dole is a true American patriot and served his nation with dignity and integrity and honor literally his entire adult life. I remember when Trump got the nomination and was at the RNC, Dole was being interviewed on the floor of the Convention. I figured, "oh, great, here we go. I bet Bob Dole is going to be some mushy moderate, a RINO, and complain about Trump." Nope! He's been fiercely supportive of GEOTUS from the very beginning, absolutely cheering him on ever since. They both have a great respect and admiration for each other.

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +6 / -0

"it's time we tear these aliens a third corn chute!"

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2016TrumpMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

A class act, all the way.

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TheBeardsman 6 points ago +6 / -0

From a little town in a based region of Utah, everyone but Democrats disavows mittens and sincerely hopes this laptop thing becomes the sunlight hammer that exposes his corruption and destroys him for good.

The cucked region of Utah neuters our R party candidates though primary sabotage, but he especially has got to go!

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chahn1138 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't be a Faggot with a nickname like "Mittens".

Might as well have been "Panties".

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inquimouse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone knew he had no chance to win, he did too, he was there as an honorarium and example of a good guy. In contrast to the Dems who can't come up with half as good a candidate but will cheat to push him anyway.

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CommieCrats 5 points ago +6 / -1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgM3o8KhEdI

I believe hw was a cabal bastard but I like bob dole.....strange.

Perhaps that was a fuck you salute.

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SmokeyAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bob should head over to Salt Lake and kick romney's azz

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love me some Bob Dole.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

He got fucked by Perot.

Who was Perot in bed with to split the vote? HW B I get. But what was his damn point when dole was running?

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rentfREEEE_since2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you hand Perot’s votes to Dole, Dole gains 118 electors. Final count Dole 277 - Clinton 261.

Not great. But Dole stood a fighting chance if Perot hadn’t run.

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Mathetai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Carpetbaggers and scalawags both get the rope.

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snowflake-feefees 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love Bob Dole so much. A real patriot and a real American. God bless him.

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EnricoPalazzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck he's still breathing! Bless his heart.

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walrusbear 1 point ago +1 / -0

The right sure is good at losing.