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Apersonofinterest 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would definitely vote for Sweet Corn over Biden.

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a big fan of sweet corn.

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DrBobNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

He can beat Corn Pop but not Sweet Corn.

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Mr.GoodWrench 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweet Corn 4-1 over Biden in Michigan!!!!!!

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roasted sweet corn

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DaoDeDickinson 3 points ago +3 / -0

CORN POP STRIKES BACK

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JiubUnbound 2 points ago +2 / -0

"But Sweet Corn, I sell drugs to the community."

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America_Jer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was anxious about Pennsylvania early on, but IMO Donald Trump doesn't need Pennsylvania (because I believe he has Arizona, Ohio, Michigan and Florida in the bag), However, the more states he wins, the more likely the election results are accepted on election day rather than days/weeks/months later. So go PENN!

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Shareblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Son or Daughter of Corn Pop?

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite: This is the updated version of my favorite sweet corn: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/e300a8ad-b632-42d0-b960-4ebedf92c58a_1.f055300ee9d77d4127cb2498728b7aab.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

This is what the label looked like (similar) when I used to eat it as a kid
https://d3h6k4kfl8m9p0.cloudfront.net/stories/xIeq0F.L.AokWSwo369Tnw-small.jpg

Biden can't touch this.

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ztrich007 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem with this is that Biden voters live in cities, so they don’t have any plots of land to put signs on.