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pmurTJdlanoD 44 points ago +44 / -0

Did you get to eat any of the hundreds of pizzas he sent?

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deleted 48 points ago +48 / -0
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clipboardpencil4 43 points ago +43 / -0

2 scoops 2 terms 2 billions of pizzas

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johnqpublic864 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hopefully 3 scoops Monday. Let's make it 3 terms and 3 billion Pizzas.

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Ben45 9 points ago +9 / -0

and 3 SC Justices!

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thewashambro 7 points ago +7 / -0

dammit, now we have to invent a new gender too

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mrd92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

*4 terms. Someone has to beat Roosevelt's record, dammit!

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Necrovoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

America is a pizza, and democrats are the ones that want to add ingredients no one wants to everybody else's slice.

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats want America to be anchovy, spinach, and pineapple pizza, with soy instead of tomato sauce.

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thuggishruggishtrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

And these were REAL pizzas, not Obama’s pizza.

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Salt_n_Pepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ewww

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horsefacestorm 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah none of that walnut sauce pizza bullshit.

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Barrys_Butthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mmmmmm....walnut sauce fills me up

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Salt_n_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh fuck I thought you meant like Clinton/Podesta "pizza". Thought it was a nasty pedophile joke, hence the "Eww"