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Kim texted the wrong guy (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Dialectic ago by Dialectic +1182 / -0
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polish_snausage 21 points ago +21 / -0

Well done!

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MrHotep 13 points ago +13 / -0

You are doing this right.

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Dialectic [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek be praised!

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Tyy228 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice to see another OHIO pede on here! Nice job

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Filo76 10 points ago +10 / -0

Careful you may short circuit the NPC with facts!

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Redpill-notCommieRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm guessing you got removed from that list pretty fast!

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iouybiy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am having so much fun with these texts

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hillarysdildont 5 points ago +5 / -0

Succinct and to the point, a great tac in a standard debate. Having said that, these people are spending no time on you and they move on to the next number.

In the future, lure them in. The easiest way is to say you’re not sure, pretend like your an NPC on the verge of deprogramming. Reprogram them, make them read the NYPost articles by using on of the weak minded left’s favorite phrases: “You need to educate yourself.”

That’s what I do. Make them waste time on you.

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Dialectic [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way. I have learned and will improve!

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Salt-N-Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oof

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UGetWhatUNeed 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are my Pede of the day fren

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sideOfBeef2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

☣️ NUKED ☣️

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duck_keeper 4 points ago +5 / -1

OCD pedes implore you to plug in your phone.

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Dialectic [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. It's at 2% currently ;)

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isellmacs2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should've gone softer on the first response; you could've kept things going for 2-3 replies and gotten them into the conversation and trolled them a bit.

As is they probably just deleted your text and moved on. Was an opportunity to try and slip in a surprise gotcha that might make them stop and think.

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Dialectic [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Later she sent me a link to a wapo article lol. But yeah if I get another chance I’ll troll more better

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Californian-4-Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get REKT Kim!!

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pedeypete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is the paw patrol looking emoticon on the bottom of your phone looking like he's open for business?

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Dialectic [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Because iPhone is gay

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kim got schlonged.

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RandoMando2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

K.I.M. Komputer Imitating Man

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Dialectic [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably true

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they respond?

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Dialectic [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

An hour later I got a link to a wapo article that I ignored

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lame.