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molecularpimpin 113 points ago +113 / -0

They'll be arresting themselves any minute now

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bigdickhangsright 58 points ago +58 / -0

CNN pulls up to FBI headquarters with FBI agents at 4am.

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deleted 28 points ago +28 / -0
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kebabdrogo 27 points ago +27 / -0

They do more than that. They are the world's largest storage and distributor of CP. Bigger, even, than all of the Biden's laptops combined, some say. Cmon man!

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christianknight 10 points ago +10 / -0

And kill us civilians

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

We have investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong

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YourTendiesWillBurn 17 points ago +17 / -0

HEY WRAY: ID LIKE TO REPORT THE BIDEN GRANDDAUGHTERS AS PROBABLE RUSSIAN ASSETS USING THEIR PRETEEN FEMININE WILES TO SEDUCE THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE AND SABOTAGE HIS ELECTION CHANCES.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 8 points ago +9 / -1

Never mind Wray. Looks like you aren't head of shit anymore. Hope they throw your ass in a dark hole never to be seen again.

[Should preface (postface?) that that isn't hard confirmed this moment. Save your high-fivin' for more confirms that that faggot is out]

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MagaroniNCheese 4 points ago +4 / -0

No tendies for Wray. Hard-tack only.

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grndmrshlgando 16 points ago +16 / -0

in all seriousness pedes, who would get have to get involved to arrest the fucking FBI themselves? US marshals? the military?

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Probably have to send in the Special Forces, problem is that Esper is a damn commie too

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iamjohnwick 52 points ago +52 / -0

To ID yourself for later “red flag” violations

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 41 points ago +41 / -0

When Carter Page contacted the FBI, they edited his email to say the opposite of what he actually said and then used it to get permission to spy on him. No one in their right mind would EVER talk to the FBI of their own accord. EVER.

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have people forgotten how to do PGP Signatures?

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frankenbox 11 points ago +11 / -0

This Pede gets it

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DrewBernarddog 30 points ago +31 / -1

So they can pick up the new laptops BEFORE a shop owner gives it to rudy.

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HeavyVetting 12 points ago +12 / -0

To be fair, enforcement of federal laws is the only thing standing in the way of leftist cities from becoming complete communist hellscapes. Unfortunately the FBI has become very selective in how the do it.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Because if you don't, they'll lock you up for not paying them to commit crimes and enrich themselves. HONK HONK!

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WestPalm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Taxation is theft.

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The_Kuru 13 points ago +13 / -0

I remember when the FBI asked for any information on the disappearance of a several-hundred-pound lockbox full of guns and ammo taken from an FBI vehicle that happened the night Seth Rich was murdered and it was a couple of blocks away from there. It was across the street from an FBI "fixer" that these agents went to a couple of hours earlier. Coincidently, just minutes after Seth Rich was killed.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stop noticing things, prole.

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Wood_Shampoo1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Peak clownworld. An absolutely hilarious take.

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OGTD1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anybody have the balls to file a report?

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoever does this, please make sure to include all the NY Post articles.

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MsQleo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think ill file one actuallt maybe at least get a laugh out if the field agents

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Rvnyx 11 points ago +12 / -1

🤡🌎

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540k-Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, I made a report of my mom being kidnapped and held as a political prisoner/tortured/starved/thirsted/etc. back in June. Not like they don't know who did it, the State/local corrupt officials/STASI, aka what the FIB likes to call it's "local partners". This is back in June for 17 days, pre-filing deadlines, and other things.

Part and Parcel.

If you fight the corrupt and criminals (Dems/Commies) in office, expect the heat to rain down on you and your family.

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2016TrumpMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck that guy. Fuck him right in the ass with Whitmer's favorite buttplug. Dry.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk, he'd probably enjoy it. Wouldn't be a punishment.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Give me one last honk before you leave cause you know i can't breev"

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Pepe_longcockings 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey guys remember when the FBI was staffed by professionals that put justice and integrity above their own partisan ideals?

Yeah me neither

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TRUMP4USA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Noodles and Awan's laptop Wiener's laptop Hillary's emails/servier Hunter's laptop

I could drop off a laptop with the cure for cancer and those fucking nitwit criminals would put it in cold storage like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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Tony2shirts77 6 points ago +6 / -0

Goddamit!!! I’m almost 50 years old and now I have to send a selfie of my asshole to the FBI!!!! I have kids, a mortgage, community responsibilities. There’s no reason why someone like me should have to do this at this stage of my life. But these fuckin’ criminals just keep on pushing’ it. They won’t just let us be. Well, fuck you too Wray, here comes the balloon knot you fucking communist!!!!

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KAGAnoRINO 6 points ago +6 / -0

I called the local FBI office and told them Chris Wray told me to call and asked them to do their job

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Randomite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perjury! Lock you up! Lock you up! Lock you up!

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Ben45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any link?

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KAG_FTW 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe we should report the FBI to the FBI...

Has anyone tried that yet?

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SimPilot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sure CNN will be outside at 0500 in the morning when FBI raids itself.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 5 points ago +5 / -0

At this point, everyone EXCEPT the Russians is interfering. Big Data and "journalists" at the top of that list.

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putin 4 points ago +4 / -0

So they can hide it

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Data 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crime and corruption doesn't just cover itself up!

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the_neon_cowboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the FBI can investigate the FBI and find no wrong doing obviously. honk honk

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Steel357 4 points ago +4 / -0

J. Edgar LIVES!

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WestPalm 2 points ago +2 / -0

The FBI: a history of corruption.

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RusherOfDin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I SAW A POLICE OFFICER WEARING A TRUMP MASK!!

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, Snapchat, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, C-SPAN, FOX, NPR and DNC are guilty of election interference.

NOW GET BUSY AND FIX IT!

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streakybacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You've got to admire the way they keep up this facade of being public servants, reminds me of dictators in 3rd world countries.

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WestPalm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Façade

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Scubasteve30 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better send it to dhs or ice anyone but fbi

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

End it.

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That asshoe ran the horror show known as the Enron Task Force. 'Nuff said.

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Fizbin7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Traitors caught out desperately attempting to keep their jobs.

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GodBless 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real talk, who should we actually contact? Can’t imagine us all hitting up Rudy lol. Republican lawyers should be all over the place at this time, so are we able to just call our local GOP offices? My line of thinking: GOP > police > board of elections?. Maybe contact a network like OAN with a heads up

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RustyJShackleford 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’ll get right on that. Just like the Biden laptop they had since December.

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richmomz 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI is sus, ngl.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta arrest those Boogaloo Boys intimidating voters in the suburbs.

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MsQleo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scary hawaiin shirts

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2Guns1ForEachofYa 3 points ago +3 / -0

I trust Chris Wray as much as I trust a refried bean fart.

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LeroyJenkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to know which parts of the DNC fraud operation need shoring up

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webthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honk Honk

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still-at-work 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there a website? Report hunter biden, report twitter, report letters on doors scaring voters, report everything!

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to submit a tip to the FBI. Yeah, hey, you guys failed to investigate child porn and underage abuse. That's gotta be a crime right, bro?

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Flptplt 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the point where you take your country back. This is really where we are. The police protect minority criminals from law abiding white people. Prosecutors prosecute law-abiding people for the sake of the wounded criminal. The government financially supports the lazy and parasitic criminal class, with money they take from the productive class.

Our country's experiment fell apart when we permitted so much diversity into our country, and then adopted an insanely anti nationalist philosophy. When you teach your youth to despise their own nation, meanwhile importing bizarrely different foreigners, and then educating them to hate your country. That is how you get to where we are now.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they can find out what we've noticed so far.

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hah, good question.

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RockyMtnAnnon80 2 points ago +2 / -0

The FBI #1job is and always will be to protect the establishment and its dirty secrets..

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Kaiheitai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just reeks of an empty PR stunt. FBI sucks.

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Tyrconnell 2 points ago +2 / -0

HonkBI

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john_mit_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

He just wants to collect more disgusting pedo crap for his personal collection 🤮

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +2 / -0

So they can cover it up

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PillarOfWisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sane people have lost confidence in the FBI and they need to be disbanded. The agents who are good folks can reinterview for the new agency.

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Reborned20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Report this to judicialwatchdotorg Truethevote.org Projectveritas.com They will write a brief for the lawsuit and get it entered 1 year before the FBI (fake insider bureau of investigation).