A Toobin's penis is the smallest unit of measure, since its the smallest thing we have other than the atom. So 2 newports are worth like 120 Toobins. Each one being worht 60 toobins. We should come up with a standard measurement of Toobins,, send it to him and piss him off lol.
Y’all got anymore of that Biden?
All I got left is two Newports, and half a Toobin.
I took a Biden but forgot to wipe my Harris.
Double gross! Got any bleach for my mind's eye?
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A Toobin's penis is the smallest unit of measure, since its the smallest thing we have other than the atom. So 2 newports are worth like 120 Toobins. Each one being worht 60 toobins. We should come up with a standard measurement of Toobins,, send it to him and piss him off lol.
Nah but I gots some of dees cheeseburgers man!