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NOW, ...***THIS*** IS HOW YOU WRITE A HEADLINE ... (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT +68 / -1
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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 11 points ago +11 / -0

This isn’t quite right. Fucked his dead brothers wife, while impregnating a stripper, all while having ambitions to fuck dead bros. daughter.

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

AND PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ABOUT HIS QUALIFICATIONS!

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RuPaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for setting Hunter's record straight. They still won't hire you as his defense lawyer, but the truth matters nevertheless!

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that a real headline?

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND ....

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that a real headline? Also, how come nobody is talking about Hunter Biden's dick game? The man must be quite the swordsman to bed literally everything that moves.

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Rockribbed1 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, just a lowlife willing to sleep with grieving widow, 14 year old niece, paid the stripper.

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PigBeenBorn 4 points ago +4 / -0

You give a lady some crack and you can lay pipe all you want

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20sixteenRepeat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is he paying childsupport-yet to the poor stripper? Horrible.

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

He told the judge he was broke and unemployed!

Pop’s cut was too big.

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20sixteenRepeat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Couldn't JUST leverage what was supposed to be public service for his constituents, then eventually the number 2 of the free World (after half a century), to make all his extended family and cronies Filthy Rich...

He got greedy, and threw women and children of the world, aside from the Greatest Country on Earth, Under the Bus - intentional ,deliberate foreign policy with the aim of funneling cash back to his OWN pockets.... Couldn't help himself.

Used to partially respect him, too. Had no idea.

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Watermaker67 2 points ago +2 / -0

And lest we forget, Hunter’s niece is Sleepy Joe’s granddaughter. And he didn’t say a thing...

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

RAPEY JOE IS PROBABLY THE ONE WHO 'BROK HER IN'.