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glow-operator-2-0 32 points ago +32 / -0

Scott Baio dated one actress (forget the name) and she said he was "unromantic" for buying her a set of car floor mats.

I was like, "This bitch sounds like a flighty bitch."

A real dude might not get what a woman wants every time, but he'll get her what she needs 'cause he'll take care of her. Can't be 100% romance all the time in an IRL relationship. You married MAGA'pedes (male and female) ought to know.

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RolandDelacroix 15 points ago +15 / -0

The stuff my wife loves most is the stuff she actually needs, and never knew she needed it.

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PaintedDesert 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah! The most romantic gift I ever got from a boyfriend was a set of Michelin tires. ;)

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wants vs. Needs. Need always wins over wants.

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Ganath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait until he buys you a gun so you will always be safe.

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Kolob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, my husband gets me practical stuff and I do the same for him. Very romantic

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TotesNotKaren 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like the practical stuff is almost more romantic than traditional “romantic” gifts. You have to actually pay attention to your spouse and what they talk/complain about, as well as their hobbies. “It’s the thought that counts” and all that.

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BigSteve 2 points ago +4 / -2

Maybe 20 years ago. Nowadays she is a pig

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ciaramella_is_gay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy crap, no kidding. She's quite large now, sad!

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mnguy12000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blown Away, dude. Its got the Corys and she is Naked in practically the whole movie

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't even know who that is. But if Scott dated her, it must've been revealing how shallow she was.