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UNEDITED TRUMP ON 60 MINUTES (streamable.com) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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Throwingway22 355 points ago +356 / -1

Rule number 1: Never talk to the press Rule number 2: Record Everything

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DarkMemeDuck 53 points ago +53 / -0

Da

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remember1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

Spasiba, comrade

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brassmule 28 points ago +28 / -0

The correct response is a screenshot of your response in Russian that, when manually typed into a translator, turns out to be "fuck you."

The screenshot was brilliant because they could not copy/paste it.

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ObamasLooseButthole 15 points ago +15 / -0

I messaged him to ask if he liked my username. He hasn’t responded so I can only assume he is furiously masturbating at the thought of it. Is that a fair assumption, u/david99 ???

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pictureBigger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmfao I just spewed drink on my screen

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TonyVilla 10 points ago +10 / -0

u/david99 is a worthless friendless faggot lipped little piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a fuckin' 9 year old girl.

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RussianBot6969 4 points ago +4 / -0

In Russian, comrade

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HuggableBear 25 points ago +25 / -0

Rule number 2: Record Everything

I've said it before and I'll say it again now: While Trump is indeed very smart, it doesn't require a genius to run rings around these people when you're the one on the side of truth and honesty.

By recording this whole thing unedited, Trump puts CBS in a lose/lose situation for the sole reason that he is in the right and they are in the wrong.

CBS already had their deceptively edited cut that makes Trump look terrible. By releasing this, CBS now has only two paths. They can go ahead and run with their slanderous version and people get to compare it to the unedited version and say "Holy shit, did they really edit it this way? They really are the enemy."

Or they have to do exactly what Trump wants them to do and frantically recut it into something fair. If they do that, all their uninformed elderly viewers will get a real look at Trump, which they can't allow.

It's a classic Trump fork and it didn't require genius strategy, all it required was honesty. Junior did the same thing with his email.

Oh, you guys are going to try to mischaracterize everything and paint me as a criminal? Here you go. Here's the whole email chain. Enjoy.

Just goes to show you that the path to success is to be both honest and ruthless at the same time. Be kind, generous, and absolutely unrelenting in your assault against the people who aren't.

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago +4 / -0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men.

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Magastein143 13 points ago +13 / -0

I like this Rule 2. Trump needs to release all interviews unedited and making sure to show the interviewer roaming round maskless.

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is this? This is a video of you just standing there saying nothing.

I followed Rule Number 1.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sleepy Joe is an expert at #1

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donotclickjim 2 points ago +2 / -0

His son is apparently an expert at #2