Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,
I'm u/RealDollars, your guest host on this fine Thursday afternoon. With the Democrats scrambling to figure out how to handle Hunter's laptop from hell and pulling juvenile publicity stunts during the inevitable ACB confirmation, Republicans continue to outperform fake news polls and projections and actually get some work done.
The final presidential debate is tonight at 9PM eastern and the high energy .win watch party will be hosted by the sexiest lady on the moderation team, u/Katfish29.
The day is young, but we've already had some major happenings:
GHISLAINE MAXWELL's TESTIMONY WAS RELEASED!
RUDY AND BANNON DROPPING HUNTER BOMBSHELLS
Here's some tunes to get you hyped for tonight's debate
First question: "President Trump, [insert COVID question here]"
DJT: "That's great, Kristen, and if you'd like to hear my response I'll refer you to the video from the first debate where I answered this very question. I'd prefer to use my two minutes here to talk about the blatant corruption of Joe Biden and his foreign deals as Vice President."
Moderator: "Whoa there, Mr. President, I'm going to have to ask you to stay on topic please. And just so you know, I do have a mute button and I'm not afraid to use it."
DJT: "I thought I'm supposed to have two interrupted minutes? Anyways let's talk about this laptop that Joe's son, Hunter, left at a repair shop."
Biden: coughs suddenly: "RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION MEDLING ELECTION SMEAR CAMPAIGN. Look, here's the deal... this guy is a clown and if the media refuses to cover this story why should we trust him? I trust Dr. Fauci."