Twas the night of the debate when through the white house,

The swamp creatures were stirring, whom Trump had to oust.

Mrs. Stahl was a lyin, spinning stories with care,

With hopes that Joe Biden soon would be there.

The lefties were nestled all snug in their beds,

With visions of Kamala dancing in their heads.

Melania in vogue and I my MAGA cap,

Had just settled down for the debate to hap’.

When in the first row there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter.

Trump pointed at Tony Bobulinski to ask,

Do you know this man, then tore open Joe’s Ass.

The pics on the hard drive, Hunters a pedo,

Gave the luster of coming indictments to flow.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But emails confirming Biden’s end is near.

With a little ol’ hard drive, it drip drip dripped,

I knew in a moment that Tony had flipped.

More rapid than eagles text messages came,

Trump whistled and shouted and called Joe by name,

“Now Sleepy, now Creepy, now Hidin Joe Biden,

On Big Guy, on Chairman, on Pop” he’ll be cryin.”

To the top of the democrats, to the top of THE WALL,

Now lock away lock away lock away them all!

Thats all I got guys, I am spent!! Lol that was fun but feel free to finish it!!!