After watching the unedited Leslie Stahl 60 Minutes interview with the GEOTUS I sent an email to them inquiring into possible employment as a reporter.Here is the text:

Subject: I Need Me A JOB at 60 Minutes!

Hey, man!

Can I have Leslie Stahl's job when she retires or gets fired?

I got me lots an' lots o' skill when it come down to askin' them interview questions of the President Trump!

I knows how to ask the right question every time! Hell Yeah!

Here just a little ol' example of my question askin' abilities:

Me: Ahem. Mr. President. What about masks?

What about masks?

What about masks?

What about masks?

What about masks?

What about masks?

What about masks?

What about masks?

The End.

Anyhow. What do you think? Do I get me the job?

Please let me know soon.

I need me a easy job as I have been workin' a bit too hard lately.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Lo ve,

[BitchImaPernis]