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shitPostingChamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

β€œLook fat, here’s the deal.

Pennsylvania don’t matter anyway, I’m gonna have won, I’m we’re gonna, we will have victory in every other state as it stands - just look at the polls man! Pennsylvania is bunch of, you know tough guys... don’t like the jungle people. I say let this clown have em, listen, when I was in Scranton Pennsylvania, in seventeen-seventy-si, sorry 1976, I knew a guy. Went by the name rat fucker. Rat fucker was a bad dude, and he ran some bad boys. Now you might wonder, how did I know this rat fucker? Well of course I know him, he’s me! See, I’ve made a promise to the American people since the, for all the time, in the last 470, sorry... 47 years, give or take, maybe a even more time - that I would sell out their jobs to China and take money under, under, under the table, and kill the oil industry. So I say to the people here in Toledo Ohio, what are you eating for?! Come on man! I’m RAT FUCKER, proud Democrat, I only see American states and I’m running for United States senate. Look me over, if ya like what ya see, if not vote for the other Biden!”