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BlowfishandFunk 311 points ago +314 / -3

Never trust a fart.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 77 points ago +77 / -0

Dammit! You beat me! Take your updoot

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Magamenow 15 points ago +15 / -0

Corn Poop.

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Magamenow 2 points ago +2 / -0

😅

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dont wanna gamble and lose

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Trumpington_DC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pop Shart

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HighPedeEnergy 100 points ago +100 / -0

Joe is constituted of 6 parts malarkey and 4 parts dementia. Truly elder abuse at a national stage. Definitely a crime family. Seems like the dims aren’t too good at IT judging by the laptop from hell.

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Destineed369 19 points ago +19 / -0

And hills emails. And podestas password protection. And private messages as public messages Etc etc etc

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BirchTBarlow 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hillary's IT guy had to ask reddit how to delete emails!

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slashp 4 points ago +4 / -0

uh clearly with some bleach and a cloth

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Butthurt 9 points ago +10 / -1

Heard he was caught snorting centrum silvers before the debate by sources close to the campaign

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Chinese_spy 41 points ago +41 / -0

I lost it when he said "come on."

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SneakyDD 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same for us hahaha... he'd say "come on" and I would turn to my SO and say "COME ON, MAN!!!!!!"

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Cyphr 10 points ago +10 / -0

These are the things drinking games are made of...

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RealRedneck 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm still a little hungover from Crowder's drinking game.

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bigleaguetrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

They must have instructed him to not say come on man because he kept saying come on and then stopping himself.

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squanchingonpao 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look, here’s the deal

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JamesBond007 36 points ago +36 / -0

I know right? Put the record player on tonight for Joe at bedtime

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PosterIsDead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say what you will about Matlock, but he never lost a case.

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McFatty7 18 points ago +19 / -1

I was kinda smirking when he recited his infamous: "We hold these truths to be self evident" quote.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 16 points ago +16 / -0

I see that he no longer attempts to say the part about God anymore. It burns when he says it.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Science over facts or was it science over truth or facts over truth

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Afeazo 62 points ago +62 / -0

He had to have been on something. At the start of the debate I thought “what’s going on with joe?” He looked... off. Sick almost. Then through the debate he seemed to look better and better, and towards the end he started slipping up.

Almost like something was wearing off.

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ChinaVirus 35 points ago +35 / -0

I think there is some Parkinson's and the med of choice, sinemet, is notorious for being hard to time right bc it will wear off. Idk. His facial expressions are wierd and mask like and has a shuffled gait. Possibly lewy body disease.

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Cyphr 18 points ago +19 / -1

That's why he was caught checking his watch on camera... he was wondering how much time he had left until he turned into a pumpkin...

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TNpedefosho 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was super pale at the beginning and trump looked normal and healthy. Then they changed the cameras and trump looked very brown and Biden suddenly looked healthier

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Afeazo 10 points ago +10 / -0

That might be what it was, but except on my screen Trump looked overly orange, to the point someone even pointed it out in my house. Maybe they wanted to make Trump looked super orange but they changed it because they realized it made Biden look like he’s about to die LOL

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LetFreedomRing 5 points ago +5 / -0

He looked lost and creepy. He really shouldn't be other there. They're elderly abusing him.

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Chinese_spy 59 points ago +59 / -0 (edited)

An objectively bad person suffering bouts of dementia is not a tragedy.

Joe Biden wanted to run in 2016 but was denied. He ran in 1988 and 2008. Joe Biden is running for Joe Biden; the Democrat establishment probably didn't need to twist his arm for 2020.

The Democrats should be ashamed that Joe Biden is the candidate who they think best represents them and gives them their best chance at winning the election.

  • "You see this lying, idiotic dime-store whore who's selling our country to any bidder? He represents our values."
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WowStrongWinning 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wow, now that is a logical statement in response to an emotional appeal of the previous post. Great post.

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Chinese_spy 4 points ago +4 / -0

True. A great man has actions to cite, not lies.

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Qanonmilf 6 points ago +6 / -0

you are listening to a CHINESE SpY!

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Joaniev9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden is running because he is owed by China.

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Chinese_spy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bought and owned by China, yes. Hollywood and the tech giants are just like Biden -- no wonder those industries support him.

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number1son 10 points ago +10 / -0

My husband and I were talking about this recently and I said I don't feel sorry for Joe at all. If he were a good human being, a nice old man who was having problems with dementia, yes of course it would be awful. But this is what his people, and ultimately he himself, have done to him. This is his own personal hell that he has to live through here on earth because of what a horrible person he's been. It's his own karma and the culmination of his life's work.

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Ofeckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think about this a lot. I’m leaning your direction

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SJWsHateUs 2 points ago +2 / -0

More than that, he needed to run to get in office and make good on all the shit Hillary and other Dems promised the “International Community” in 2016.

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

That part is instinct.

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wernerziegler 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

The part where he closed his eyes and stood there, then his head slowly began to sag lower and lower as his eyes slowly opened to a squint. Soooooo weird. Like the drugs were wearing off.

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FuckRioters 6 points ago +6 / -0

Typical gaslighting. "Did no one else notice the awkward pauses, words getting mixed up, and senile moments?" Could be some red-pilling as a result.

The drugs seemed to do the job on the first debate, but Joe seemed to struggle a lot more through this one. That's with 5-days of debate prep and probably readjusting his sleep schedule.

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bigleaguetrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its probably a side effect of whatever drugs they pumped into him before the debate. Hillary used to make the same faces in the 2016 debates

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Patriot23 92 points ago +92 / -0

Hahahahaha

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Flipbarryfromreddit 109 points ago +109 / -0

I loved when GEOTUS said to Biden’s face “and it said 10% goes to the big guy. Maybe you’re the big guy, I dunno” 🤷🏼‍♂️

Just like when he said “Maybe I’m Immune, idk” upon beating Covid and returning to the White House for the first time in an announcement + highlight vid

Classic!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Also loved when he said “you gotta talk and work it out Joe” in reference to Joe saying he couldn’t get any racial bills passed Bc he was dealing w a republican senate when he was VP

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FliesTheFlag 43 points ago +43 / -0

I lost my shit when he said the Big Guy.

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odiChamp 46 points ago +46 / -0

I tweeted to him yesterday to call him that, I will tell myself that it was my tweet that he saw and go to sleep happily.

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meme_war_vet 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks pede

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The_Real_Jameson 6 points ago +6 / -0

......yea you deserve the win.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not all heros wear caps

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FliesTheFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

MVP Pede of the Night right here!

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p8riot 6 points ago +6 / -0

He actually said "Big Man" which, you know he changed it on purpose to mess with Joe

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Magakong 35 points ago +35 / -0

That was a brilliant line. Because of course Biden would do his standard "not true" bullshit, but Trump ending with "I don't know maybe you're not" put Biden on the defense -- because fact is, Joe Biden is proud to be the big guy. Twisted him up bad. Way to go, 45.

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permissible_missile 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes it was brilliant rhetorical construction!

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the-new-style 3 points ago +3 / -0

Moderator: "Would you like to answer that?"
Joe: "No."

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BigMikesD 8 points ago +8 / -0

fuckin savage!

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FuckRioters 7 points ago +7 / -0

Feeling Alpha, might destroy the Big Guy later.

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GEOTUSMAGA 72 points ago +72 / -0

DJT's Perry Mason reference had me cracking up

Spez https://mobile.twitter.com/FogCityMidge/status/1319461638404096001

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PaigeAshley 31 points ago +31 / -0

Me too! Perry Mason is one of the Best TV shows ever! The original series of course. :)

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GEOTUSMAGA 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hell yeah.

The one thing my Grandma and Ozzy Osbourne had in common.

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

ozzy started corona virus

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah it was Randy Marsh when he got high and screwed a pangolin

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featherwinglove 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that what I have stuck in my head? ...um... *flip*flip* Nope.

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MAGABeaver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I still watch it with my dad to this day. You know when it's on too, because you'll hear the theme song across the house.

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OrenthalJamesObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the all time great theme songs.

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PaigeAshley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed!

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll watch anything with Matthew Rhys and Shea Whigham

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 7 points ago +7 / -0

Confused. The endless asshole trolls aren't cluttering up his Twatter feed.

Thanks for the link, Pede.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 62 points ago +62 / -0

I wasn’t able to watch the debate and I’m just here patiently waiting for my salt threads and debate highlights. But I have watched plenty of the undecideds and talks after and oh boy It’s not looking so well for old joe.

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FuckRioters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly, I'd suggest watching the whole debate in it's entirety. This one was really good, and you might miss some context if you just look at clips.

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chadenfreude_ 38 points ago +38 / -0

One for the memes folder

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JackIsALarp 12 points ago +12 / -0

There is no way he could make that expression without botox. Holy fuck.

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Greenetarpaulin 31 points ago +31 / -0

First time I’ve seen him where he’s not squinting into the bright, white light.

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featherwinglove 17 points ago +18 / -1

Biden: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!!"

Trump looks up, frowns. Counts with his fingers, "Sorry Joe, there are actually five lights. I remember that episode - best of Star Trek, let me tell ya. I'm glad I don't have to deal with the Cardassians; China's enough trouble-"

Welker: "I thought you met-"

Trump: "Star Trek, Kristen: 'Cardassian' with a 'C' and an 'ass'. The Kardashians are great by the way."

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Patriot76 13 points ago +13 / -0

There were never five lights. Gul Madred wanted Picard so badly to say there are five lights, when there were four. Don’t you ever compare Jean Luc Picard to that piece of shit Biden. Picard stood his ground and did not let him win.

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featherwinglove 6 points ago +6 / -0

There were never five lights in the Star Trek episode, and Joe Biden would crack in about nine seconds anyway. My tease is how damn near everything that Joe Biden said in the debate was false. Freakin' Quark is more honest than Joe! The only way piece of shit Biden would ever say there were four lights is if there were actually five, lol!

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Patriot76 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would trust a group of Ferengi loose on the enterprise before I would Biden.

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DaesDaemar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty confident that the Ferengi have the most fun in that universe. DS9 is my favorite series because of them.

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ethan Phillips? His first character was a Ferengi. His second character was a Ferengi (sort of). And his last character was a Ferengi.

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Patriot76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting enough he was Neelix in Voyager

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO!! I know that - one of the links was Neelix in Ferengi makeup. He also briefly fought the Borg when they were loose on the Enterprise :)

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Chinese_spy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you see "Picard," the aptly titled sequel series?

  • or even just any Star Trek film with Jean Luc "shoot first, screw reason" Picard

Thanks to Patrick Stewart's revisions, Jean Luc Picard is a piece of shit, retroactively.

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Patriot76 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t apply politics to my love of science fiction. I don’t recall any of the films where Picard just fires for no reason. It wouldn’t match his profile as a strategist or a diplomat.

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spanglevision 5 points ago +5 / -0

Huge Star Trek fan here (TOS & TNG). I'm also not a huge fan of reading. I read Nineteen Eighty-Four in 2015. I was blown out of the water to learn that the references to "4 lights" in that episode (Chain of Command) was a nod to Nineteen Eighty-Four.

I was a complete libtard up until I read Nineteen Eighty-Four. I attribute that novel as well as the mainstream media during the 2016 election cycle to my red-pilling. Of course non of that could have happened without GEOTUS.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's straight from Orwell, by the way

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MrJugsMcBulge 16 points ago +16 / -0

Of Hell's flames?

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Red37 29 points ago +29 / -0

What was the context of this expression?

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2008RonPaul2012 37 points ago +37 / -0

He accused trump of not taking responsibility for the covid response, them trump said he does take responsibility [EYEBROWS] but covid isn't his fault, it's the fault of china.

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FliesTheFlag 12 points ago +12 / -0

He farted.

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cuntard 3 points ago +3 / -0

*sharted

also called pulling a nader

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Slowsuby 22 points ago +23 / -1

Jesus. The fastest sticky in the west. Mods = Gods

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Mr_Man 20 points ago +20 / -0

The exact moment it occurred to Pedo Joe that he might be prosecuted.

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CatholicCrusader 18 points ago +18 / -0

Somebody popped open his favorite pudding off camera.

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MrJugsMcBulge 10 points ago +10 / -0

Assuming "Pudding" is the pet name of the small child he'll be sniffing after the debate.

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odiChamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

No they use them before the debate like smelling salts.

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

butterscotch

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Eric-CIA-ramella 18 points ago +18 / -0

I feel like I missed a lot of reaction shots, they didn't really ever show a split screen on Fox stream

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kebabdrogo 10 points ago +10 / -0

RSBN was too far away and low quality to see this reaction. Cmon man!

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GEOTUSMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

As much as I wanted rsbn to get the numbers, cspan had the best yewtube feed.

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FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cmon Man! He said that so many fucking times in the debate, I hope some Pede on here with the meme video skills makes a compilation!

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Chinese_spy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, Biden is just encouraging us all to make babies. ;)

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, we switched to C-SPAN, it was all side by side. Much better.

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Pukeahontas 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is a new meme format lmao

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hardly. Back in the nineties, exchanging GIFts around Thanksgiving was commonplace.

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PepePlissken 17 points ago +17 / -0

Biden has had the weirdest facial expressions from both debates. I can't tell if he is trying to make them or if his brain is just that much far gone lol.

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

His neurons are misfiring from all the drugs.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

KEK

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anotherviewpoint 10 points ago +10 / -0

He saw Tony in the audience

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lwrns 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is gold

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reddeadpill 10 points ago +10 / -0

When the face lift finally kicks in.

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JonyJony 9 points ago +9 / -0

Crooked face

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az116 9 points ago +9 / -0

When the rest of the world finds out you knew about your son sexually molesting your granddaughter.

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rossagesausage 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's just old. This is sad. But he's got himself to blame. When you take the ticket, there is no retirement. You're done only when your masters say you are.

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No_Fun_Allowed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like an actual, genuine reaction.

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IAmDisappoint 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where will you be when you laxative kicks in?

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slickbilly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s gonna itch when it dries.

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Slowsuby 6 points ago +6 / -0

When she offers to show you her Bionicle collection but takes her shirt off instead.

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basedBlumpkin 6 points ago +6 / -0

This made me giggle like an absolute faggot

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preferredfault 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's either surprised that Trump knew of his crimes (because he doesn't actually watch the news) or he doesn't actually remember because of the dementia.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

trump: hunter is raping his niece

joe: no, thats me!! wait come on im malarky

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odiChamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Any autist know what part of the debate this was from?

Would like to know context.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

biden: you dont take respinsibilty for covid

trump: yes i do, but covid is chinss fault not mine

biden: faciam expression

i think atleast, some other pede said it in one of the comments havent seen debate myself, I just get pissed off watching Joe, everythin he says is lies and easy to prove lies. It’s like when football players dive, so fucking dumb because everyone can see they’re diving

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10gauge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shart face

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JamesSunderland 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Oh, damn... he's good!"

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JamesBond007 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Laptop From Hell”

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CloudControl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone needs to deep fake his face on the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.

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KaliyugaNavigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

That title tho

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JmReBox 4 points ago +4 / -0

the moment Joe discovered Michelle had a penis.

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CandyBarr 4 points ago +4 / -0

I loled at this it is SO TRUE

Plus I've seen this face before. I had a grandmother with dementia and this is the face she'd get when she saw Vanna White

Her brain was stripped away of its thinking and she was the combination of a little girl and an animal (this women graduated from a prestigious college in the 1920s with a mathematics degree)

For some reason she hated and feared Vanna White (my GPs did the WOF Jeopardy thing every night) and loved Pat Sajack

It was just as funny as it was sad.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has Joe ever proven Corn Pop was a real guy? like a picture of him or something?

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BurnDownCNN 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 'International Business Times' had an explainer article today linked to by MSN news. Here is there take on this - '"Coyote" is a term for human smugglers along the U.S.-Mexico border, though the term is rarely used.' It is probably the most commonly used term for human smugglers across the border, and yet the media continues to be dishonest and pretend that Trump is the idiot instead of their readers.

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byteplumber 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like he’s thinking “HOLY SHIT THAT’S DONALD TRUMP”

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PanderjitSingh 3 points ago +3 / -0

He almost asked for an autograph.

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bubbletea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has so mich botox he cannot even lift his brows

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ModelMinority 3 points ago +4 / -1

When he realizes that speck in the background is an 8 year old girl.

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Modus_Pwninz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scared him straight out of his usual thousand yard dementia stare and back into reality.

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Tman76 3 points ago +3 / -0

He wants to end oil and 2025??? That would be four years Joe you freaking idiot..

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that you Norm? Ya’ old chunk of coal!

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some day Norm will be a diamond, but right now he's just an ole chunk'o coal

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UkDeplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re building a Matlooooock railway for the Trump Train to run over the DemoKKKrats

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the face of someone who has been kept in the dark by his handlers and then hears, for the first time, that the shit has hit the fan.

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DrWompWomp 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the "oh shit he found out!", look.