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Italians_Invented_2A 185 points ago +185 / -0

Affirmative action strikes again.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 106 points ago +106 / -0

Diversity hires, not even once.

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Bearing51 63 points ago +63 / -0

Shouldn't hire anyone with an apostrophe in their name. Hyphenated is where I'd draw the line, but I'd be very cautious!

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SAW2TH 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hyphenated names mean one of two things:

If it is a woman then she is a super Karen feminist that will likely make up some lie about you propositioning her and get you fired, or

If it is a man he is a spineless pussy.

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tallon 4 points ago +7 / -3

Or they’re Mexican. It’s very common for them to keep the mother and father names regardless of gender.

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PelosisDentureWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or the child of some spineless pussy or Karen. Hm, what do you do if you start out with a hyphenated last name at birth, and then get married to someone else with a hyphenated last name? Or heck, even just a normal last name...how do you choose? Just more woke shit that these people don't think through to their conclusion.

When I married my wife, she actually legally changed her first name to include her middle name (think of Carol-Anne or a name like that) and made her maiden name her middle name, so she could take my last name, and in her words "bring honor to her given family name"...that side of her family is kind of full of irresponsible people, to put it one way, and as an Ivy League grad, she is on an entirely different level.

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NADSAQ 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exception for Dinesh D’Souza

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HillaryAteMyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even Amy Coney Barret didn't hyphenate

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her name sounds like some incoherent ramblings of someone intoxicated when asked what to name the baby.

Did she just name her daughter a Dachschund?

Just.. just write it down as you heard it. Give it an exotic flair. Be glad you don't have to write down the clicking sound with the alphabet.

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Italians_Invented_2A 29 points ago +29 / -0

But how would we know that 2+2=5, if it wasn't for diversity?

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/biostatistics/2020/09/kareem-carr-explains-why-225/

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sentient-potato 15 points ago +15 / -0

I heard that using a turn signal is white supremacy.

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2008RonPaul2012 12 points ago +12 / -0

Crosswalks too.

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baconandolives 4 points ago +5 / -1

Blacks in my town need to hear that, they're the only ones reliably using their turn signals here!

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Math is raycis to begin with.

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quotahire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck QuotaHire

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Absolute_Savagery 12 points ago +12 / -0

DiVeRsiTy iS oUr StReNgTh!¡!¡!¡

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