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posted ago by FunKimJongUn ago by FunKimJongUn +331 / -1

Let me help you with this traffic issue and DDoS problem once and for all. Please.

This is beyond ridiculous. I'll donate this effort.

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Chuj 14 points ago +14 / -0

Your fresh account makes us... Nervous

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Redpill-notCommieRed 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nice try! They aren't going to give control over to just anyone. The mod vetting is more stringent than the FBI's rubber stamp.

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HotDogWithMustard 9 points ago +9 / -0

Could you help manage the Russian disinformation server?

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DemsH8America 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol... nice try FBI

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Qanonmilf 7 points ago +7 / -0

u/FunKimJongUn bring your server over after work and we can .win and chill.

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Littleirishmaid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure.

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bottleneck has already been reported as network capacity which is getting upgraded. Evidently 500Mb/s can sustain normal traffic, but not during peak time events.

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npeachmints 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even my colo hosting a 1/2 rack at 500 dollars month has 1Gb/s up and down to the Internet. So upgrading the pipe shouldn't be that much unless the connection between the on-prem and cloud service is provisioned on a private connection.

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InterloperKO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, iirc it's the link between front-ends and db. Then again they may not be divulging too much info, which is wise