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_deleted_ 159 points ago +160 / -1

Using the ol' Wayfair cabinet I see.

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Shitposter69 42 points ago +42 / -0

"wayfair has just what I need" - pedos

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FreeBased1 11 points ago +11 / -0

The biggest problem with social media, besides the censorship, is the fact that it gives everyone a voice.

In the old days, all the dumb people were just.. dumb people. Living their lives and not doing much harm.

Now, they're everywhere! And they all have opinions! And they all "know" they're right!

And of course, they all think they are the smart ones.

I miss the days where dumb-ass people were just dumb-asses, and no one paid any attention to their dumb-asses.

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zabbers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also with text it's sometimes hard to see who's crazy/dumb at first glance. You often need a couple of statements before you realize they're wacko. It's much easier to tell in person.

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Gwendragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think dumbasses should have to carry a card to alert you to the level of their dumbassery. From simple dumbass, to complete fucking idiot, so you know which level of dumbass you are dealing with.

(Yes, I know dumbassery is not a word, but it fits the actions of some dumbasses; ex. A.O.C.)

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Meatbank84 30 points ago +30 / -0

Specifically the Wayfair Acme 5000 Lolita storage cabinet

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LuisH 8 points ago +8 / -0

Underrated comment

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iamjohnwick 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love this place

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JoeandHunterBiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

A dingo ate my baby

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Litecola 73 points ago +73 / -0

Cute but this is too serious- over 400 of those children have parents who have been contacted by the US back in their home countries. THEY DONT WANT THEM BACK.

Why on earth not? Because they sold the kids, people. Sold them and they're dead to them, or they fear punishment if they get them back, or both. These kids were not with relatives, DNA testing is done to prove it. They have been rescued for now from being trafficked and horribly abused or killed.

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Induceddrag 23 points ago +23 / -0

Two separate issues.
One is abandoned children. If a child is abandoned in the United States they qualify for legal status here, so they can stay. I am guessing those families are playing long ball and hoping to still work chain migration regardless of the abandonment.
The second is fake “family units.” In fiscal 2019 CBP apprehended an subsequently determined 6200 instances of people bringing children that weren’t theirs across the border. This is despite not having widely deployed rapid DNA testing capability. The environment encouraging this type of child trafficking was created by Barack Obama with his EO on illegal kids. Prior to the DACA bullshit people didn’t try to cross with their kids very often. Some of those kids die or are exploited in the worst ways possible. Nice going, Obama.

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Block_Helen 13 points ago +13 / -0

While I agree that the DACA EO provided additional incentive to cross the border with kids or sell them to others who wanted to cross the border, the fact that DACA exists does prove that crossing the border with kids was widespread prior to Obama. Most of those moms went on to have other kids (anchor babies) to make it even easier for them to stay.

We need to de-incentivize it in every way possible.

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Induceddrag 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you look at the post DACA explosion in the number of family units crossing the border it is obvious that DACA had a negative effect.

Border Patrol effectively has to let the families cross the river unmolested to prevent drownings. In McAllen those families would all cross onto a peninsula on the US side and then walk for another mile to where the BP would be waiting with busses. A couple days in holding to be processed and they would be cut loose with an appearance date and some other goodies.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, good points, plus we saw the big caravans too.

That reminds me. Before the caravan explosion in 2014 (I think that's the correct year), there were many rumors about Biden going down to Central America and spreading info about how everyone should come up to the US because we were going to let them in. I need to look that up again. It was hard to source even at the time.

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defaultuser42 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how under Obama is was common sense and not controversial, but under Trump this is litteral white supremacy nazism.

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Frog_Anne 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just mind blowing that so many people either totally ignore stuff like this, or know absolutely nothing but still insist their opinion is right. They're literally encouraging child trafficking, which is rife with child abuse.

We have to stop incentivizing things like this. The best option is that once the child's home country/family is found, they are sent back. If the family refuses to take their child because they've sold them, their home country can put them into care. They don't stay here, encouraging more parents to sell kids to coyotes. At the very least, if we have to keep the kid, then there should be no options at all for their families to legally enter the country through chain migration. If you sell your own kid or send them off with human traffickers, you're a terrible person that we don't want in this country.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

A significant number are not "children" either. We all saw the caravans of mostly young men. Many got to the border and pretended to be minors, obviously with no documentation whatsoever.

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PyroSphere 49 points ago +49 / -0

As a Native Texan, I can verify this is how it's done. Our road sides are littered with discarded refrigerators.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sucks hitting snow patches in Texas.

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SpaceCadet 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes. It’s all over Twitter, just when I think people can’t be stupider, they surprise me... and now these people watch political debates

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Block_Helen 10 points ago +10 / -0

A dumbass lady (who claims to be a corporate lawyer) on Twitter thought so. The replies were hilarious. I stupidly refreshed the thread this morning before capturing them - it was deleted.

Here's a snippet my friend got: https://kekpe.pe/i/5f92e6a38ca9a.jpg

Edit: it's still up! Read quick before it gets deleted: https://twitter.com/DarshunKendrick/status/1319467041930215425

Dar'shun Kendrick @DarshunKendrick · 12h Did @realDonaldTrump just say 545 kids they can't find their parents for came over through "cartels and coyotes"?! How the hell does a coyote bring a whole human across the border?! Lord-----stop talking. #FinalDebate

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check my edit, I was wrong - it's still up! Read quick before it is deleted. :)

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know. Blue check mark too of course.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, Twitter does that a lot these days, just refresh and you can usually get there.

Thread here: https://thedonald.win/p/11PVfdnK3X/what-democrats-think-when-trump-/c/

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep.

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tonightm16 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did.....

Not joking about that.

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GreatHumungous 13 points ago +13 / -0

A dingo stole mah baybay!! 😂💦

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Suckle_My_Teat 12 points ago +12 / -0

They come here with their PARENTS you bigot!

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Ithrowawaay 14 points ago +15 / -1

“Who built the cages, Joe?”

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lurkwellmyfriends 4 points ago +4 / -0

"You see, these Mexican children take the yellow brick road with people that are clearly their parents trying to live the brown dream. That road is adorned with rainbows and lollipops on the way to evil racist America. Then coyotes come down from the racist mountain ranges of Amerikkka and snatch the children away from their loving parents. Then fascist mules show up from the desert and ingest drugs to plant on these innocent children that have been dragged away by coyotes.

I simply cannot fathom why we don't just drone strike the coyotes and mules. It's sad, but they're just animals and clearly they are racist against brown people. The inherent evil racism of capitalism clearly makes these animals racist though. I'm thinking that the fascist border police - that are unironically referred to as ice, lol - are training these coyotes to go attack brown peoples.

I mean, really, take a class and read a book, bigots."

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orthodoxvirginian 12 points ago +12 / -0

So true story here:

One of my neighbors was an illegal immigrant from Honduras. Some may wonder why I didn't call ICE, but she had a 6th grade education and really didn't understand much of how the world works; her kids couldn't go to a good school, and her lazy drunkard husband wouldn't get a good job even though he was a tradesman, so she hired a coyote, came here through the desert, and got a job. Worked here a few years to put her kids through school, and then self-deported. I knew she was going to self-deport when I met her, and I felt bad for her, so I didn't say anything.

So anyway, she left a few months after the "muh kidz in cages" thing. She told me straight up, "I came through the desert with those coyotes. Anyone bringing their kids with them is a child abuser"!!

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defaultuser42 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't like to talk politics with my friends. Occasionally they bring up gotchas because they think that I'm undesided, this was the latest one.

Them: Did you know that they can't find the parents for 50 kids that they took the away from their parents at the border.

Me: Oh that's weird. You would think a parent would loudly be looking for their kid. We don't just lose track of those.

Them: Yeah, it's super sad....

Me:...or they just aren't the parents and were trafficking them.

Them: What?

Me: Well they show up on the border with no documentation, we don't have a record on them, just cus their both brown it doesn't mean that's their kid.

Them: hmff......

They had litterally never though of that because the media didn't tell them too. A person shows up and wants to flee their country and legal system with a kid. They have no documents, no proof, and even if they did we would have to go through a normal immigration process to confirm that those docs are real. We can't just let that person take a child that have no power of attorney of no matter what the situation.

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Block_Helen 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's actually a good reference point for normies. Thanks.

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Shalomtoyou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh yeah, we got to get a cultural reference they UNDERSTAND.....

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. And we can't house them together either.

The thing about the "children in cages" that pisses me off is that the "parents" and children SHOULD be separated. This is the safest thing for the kids because of the problem you describe.

It is just plain dangerous to house adults and children together. Even if legit family units are there, there are other adults prowling all the time. No family can keep an eye on the kids all the time.

This is detention 101.

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Frog_Anne 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's exactly why they started does DNA testing to make sure the kid was actually with parents. Frequently, it was just some scumbag who rented or stole a kid to come across the border. Some of the kids must have been owned by a coyote, because at least one child was trafficked across in a "family unit" multiple times and they never were able to find out whose kid it actually was. I guess the coyotes could offer a deluxe package for border crossing, pay extra and you can rent a child. Another woman tried to cheat the DNA test by spitting in "her" baby's mouth multiple times before they did the swabs. They're not sending their best.

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MatthewUSA 9 points ago +9 / -0

My pet coyote agrees with this post. He also says that, and I quote, "Sometimes, you gotta drag children across a border, ya know. Illegal business and all."

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honolulu_blue 8 points ago +8 / -0

All this time I never realized ACME was a Mexican company

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Used to watch Looney Tunes and Wile E. Coyote every Saturday morning. Could never figure out why if he could afford to buy all that ACME shit to catch the Roadrunner, why didn't he just go buy himself a nice meal somewhere?

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

The leftist response is:

If we had open borders there would be no need for coyotes. We would just let everyone in and make it easy for them to be citizens.

If asked, since the left jacks off to public transit, they would probably say they wanted high speed trains from all over Central and South America full of New American Citizens coming to our borders. And they would probably want us to pay for the trains too.

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Tpgsr 4 points ago +4 / -0

No no no. Listen here fat, that is the father and he stuffed all of his 22 children in that there Wayfair cabinet to protect them from the sun. I mean Come on man, Coyotes?

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JetJocky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it an ACME refrigerator ?

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HawkTheSlayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

This graphic sent coffee through my nose 😆😆😆

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KAG_Hawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wile E Coyote - Evil Genius (Complete with ACME brand cage to drag kids over the border in)

LOL. Libtards are stupid.

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Raynor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm calling BS until I get a snopes fact check on this.

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DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it's True! I used to live on the border of Nogales. About once a week right at sunset, zippppp!!!! There's Wile again!...🐸🇺🇸

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Slothboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

meep meep

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Several of the “enlightened” leftists on Twitter thought that Trump was referring to actual coyotes than a “coyote” that helps smuggle illegals into the country. You can’t make it up. They claim to care so deeply about “the children” but don’t even know or understand the basic verbiage of human smuggling. Stunning ignorance.

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

These same people who don't know what coyotes are are the same ones who think they know what's going on at the southern border better than our border patrol workers.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donkey Shows are real though!

"Now get your ass on stage and dance"

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BetsyRossRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

HaHaHaHaHaHa... love the flair

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BabyTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

meep meep.

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lurkwellmyfriends 2 points ago +2 / -0

So glad this is taking off. The stupidity of leftie true believers never ceases to amaze.

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durkadurka 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a real photo?

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Lord_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That exposed drive belt is highly unsafe.

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Nicktdot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why wont that window close?

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Cantshadowbanthemall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coyotes traffic children by claiming to be their parents. They are separated because you don't have legitimate paperwork.

Why do Dems want to keep child predators with the children they are exploiting?

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TitoshandmadePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

you put the kids in a wayfair box

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plastic_Strawman 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funniest thing to me is that Steven Crowder made a joke on his stream about Biden trying to figure out how literal coyotes could carry people across the border. For the blue check mark brigade to actually be that dumb is just fucking meta.

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ShambolicPaul 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were hooting and hollering about this over on r/news and I just asked... Why aren't the parents looking for their kids? Lost a bit karma that day

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Dell_Fargus 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a Johnny-Quest-Mike-Pence stopping him.

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cherryred 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then he crashes into THE WALL.

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

maga meep

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Gumpa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has anyone made the salt compilations from reddit? I love seeing those.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

The shittiest of shitposts

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permissible_missile 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to abolish ice! Then this could never have been possible...

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Pixel 1 point ago +1 / -0

SPICY! The memes just seem to right themselves these days, they give us so much material to work with.

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AFandAM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is no one else here excited about the cordless freezer? That is groundbreaking stuff!

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Dtom13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't Mexico use the metric system?

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DeplorableLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

HILARIOUS

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sjw_injection 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is pure gold. It’s amazing how smug the left is about how they are right but have no idea about facts on the ground

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jaeger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't let the dingos eat the babies!!

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stjohnny24 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO. Already got coyote flair.

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PurplePunch36 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a Wayfair cabinet on his back?

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obamagavemeaphone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a Wayfair wardrobe strapped to his back...?