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Hello_World 173 points ago +174 / -1

I need a picture of GEOTUS dressed as Lincoln fracking in Pennsylvania while holding a coyote by the scruff of the neck.

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HuggableBear 119 points ago +120 / -1

I don't know why we are even having this contest. Somebody else already won it before it was even announced.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 32 points ago +32 / -0

Well.... Looks like it's time for a new tattoo

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

MeToobin will identify as a woman, no doubt

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm gonna need to wurfer some flammen

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pmurTJdlanoD 7 points ago +7 / -0

POTUS must post this

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magafren 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hunter still owes us" ROFLMAO

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thebigbear 3 points ago +3 / -0

This was the bomb

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fallhollow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh someone finally did it 🤣

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Eowyn_Rohan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link isn't working for me.

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FullAutoFlintlock 9 points ago +9 / -0

+1

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The_Forgotten_Man 15 points ago +15 / -0

MY HUMBLE CREATION : https://i.maga.host/f2Ym06z.png

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John 71 points ago +71 / -0 (edited)

Here's my submission:

https://i.maga.host/vxiPyxr.png

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Pepe_in_the_USA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol i like this one mate

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks :)

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DanIsSwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nicely done! It’s awesome

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Tellguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one

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ReluctorDominatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣

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m0r1arty 51 points ago +51 / -0

Quick question!

After our GEOTUS gets his second term, what's going to happen to all of us in 4 years?

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Isolated_Patriot 79 points ago +79 / -0

Don't you want to know where Trump is, what he's doing, and which candidates he is supporting for the rest of time? I sure do.

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HuggableBear 48 points ago +49 / -1

TheDonald.jr

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Dumdum 36 points ago +37 / -1

Thepence.win

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 23 points ago +24 / -1

TheMike.win

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WestCoastG 38 points ago +38 / -0

BigMike.lose

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treefiddyseven 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm squatting on The_Mike on reddit just in case.

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CA-Patriot 16 points ago +17 / -1

We want him as governor of California first...

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DrinkMoreWater 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can...can he do that?

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WestCoastG 8 points ago +8 / -0

He can. And he will (I hope)

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Morokei 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only 30 day residency requirement. But state income tax 13% and rising vs 0% for Florida.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 5 points ago +5 / -0

cucking Newsom harder then ever thought possible

Only thing that could be better is if Jr wins the recall special election

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RealRedneck 8 points ago +8 / -0

KAG.win - The eternal fight of good against commies.

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

We we all stick together here. C'mon man!

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GunTotinPatriot 57 points ago +57 / -0

We will forever be Lion Party voters. Always vigilant, pro-America Patriots that will not allow this country to become another 3rd world shithole.

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NoMoreLies 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remember the Tea Party? We should do the same thing with the Lion Party. 🦁

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DrinkMoreWater 9 points ago +9 / -0

patriots.win or lionparty.win?

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thebest2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Thedonald.win

We're the Donald Party.
Named after our fearless leader

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Kornstalx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah seriously, we don't need to rebrand. The vision doesn't change.

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MagaHistorian 43 points ago +44 / -1

We prepare to vote out rinos and communist traitors from Congress in 22 and 24.

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chuckachookah 25 points ago +25 / -0

THIS is the right answer.

In fact, we need to start NOW to primary these RINO clowns in 2022.

The message is simple --America First, DC SWAMP and Cocktail parties last.

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MagaHistorian 14 points ago +15 / -1

Rubio and Murkowski first and foremost.

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chuckachookah 11 points ago +11 / -0

Murkowski: not only must she go, it seems like the people of Alaska should easily realize that she's not representing her state anymore. At all. She's more reflects the values and interests of California.

Rubio: he's such a little fucking prick, but I think replacing him is more complicated because of the Cuban and Hispanic vote. People talk about Gaetz, but that's a no. He can be in the House for a while and I think he fits that role better (more pugilistic anyway). And, with Rubio, I know he has sold out to the globalist agenda and isn't representing Florida's interest, but that fucking weasel always puts on a good show for Florida residents/viewers.

Anyway...those are two Senators that need to get pitched for sure.

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MagaHistorian 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yes they are who I had in mind for 22. Mittins in 24 and Saase/Lindsey in 26 if they win this year. I’m sure there are more.

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Hangemh1gh 8 points ago +8 / -0

And let's not forget our local races either. Imagine if you will city councils and sheriff offices across the land populated with pedes.

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WishdoctorsSong 5 points ago +5 / -0

Votes aren't enough, need to purge them from the media, academia, public schools. We're going to spend the rest of our lives digging out the communist infiltration of our nation, that's the task that's been put before our generation.

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purple_nitrile 5 points ago +6 / -1

Then the republicans. Gotta replace them with lions.

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OrangeLivesMatter 23 points ago +23 / -0

We are going to meme pence or another based patriot into the whitehouse.

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spez_this 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like Pence a lot. And I love him as VP. He did really well in heading up the COVID team and in the debate against Cameltoe. However, we need to see what the political climate will be like in four years. Will we still need a disruptive swamp drainer like Trump, or a toned down leader like Pence?

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WishdoctorsSong 11 points ago +11 / -0

Things is, I don't think we've ever really seen Pence's true form, or him as a leader. His job is to be the VP, and he's done a perfect job of that supporting Trump. The next 4 years will be the time to start focusing on selling what a post-Trump world looks like, we'll probably get a better view of Pence through that time.

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best thing is that we have so much time to work out all our prospects. MAGA's potential is so insane it almost hurts.

One of the D's biggest problems is that they jumped the gun with Obama. If they had just played for the long game and let Hillary get her nomination in '08, they might be able to run an elder statesman Barry THIS YEAR instead of Creepy Sleepy. Instead, they got so hyped by Barack's 2004 DNC speech that they thought "he's invincible! Let's run with him now!" Nevermind that he was terrible president that made Jimmy Carter look like George Washington. It was too much, too soon, and it ended up giving us frogs the sense we were actually being boiled.

Our field, and especially of MAGA candidates, is so richly saturated, and once we understand that we CAN have all of them, with patience, we could be looking at a MAGA legacy that history will record as The Golden Age of America.

You like Pence? Me too.

You like DeSantis, DeWine, Abbott? Me three.

Cotton, Hawley, Cruz and Scott? Oh yes.

The Trump sons and Ivanka? First female prez and Trump legacy in action!

Newcomers like John James and Kim Klacik? Of course!

Total outsiders like, no joke, Tucker, or even Kanye? It can happen!

Believe me when I tell you we can have THEM ALL. If played correctly we can secure the presidency for decades to come and beyond.

In the timeline I see, we'll be needing to decide who to run to Make Mars and The Moon Great Again (or at least our colonies there). In this timeline, cucks and RINOs have long since been primaried out of this new and pure GOP.. In this timeline, the left has been relegated to their appropriate place in politics (and history) - the laughably annoying and comfortably-placed minority.

We can have it all, and all it requires is to practice GEOTUS' 4D chess-level of patience.

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WishdoctorsSong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta toss Noem on that list of yours, but great point. The MAGA bench is deep, which is important because it's not just the Presidency, it's the whole government we need.

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

How could I leave her out? She's one of my favorites!

Oh and I'm sure I left out SO many more - unintentionally, of course - and that's all just who we have NOW. Generations of MAGA patriots are being born everyday, who in 20-25 years, under the unmatched prosperity of the new golden age, will be the greatest leaders, workers, scientists, judges, politicians, and every-day Americans the world has ever known.

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SikoraP13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Grenell 2024. First gay President needs to be a Republican to BTFO the identitarian left.

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OrangeLivesMatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. But we must not become the left and pander to gay or black people. If you do a better job you get my vote

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SikoraP13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh no doubt. But Grenell based AF AND we'd get to take that away from them.

It's a better deal than a Biden-Bejing affair.

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WingmanMachete 7 points ago +7 / -0

It doesn't really matter. Four years from now America will be great again. The swamp will be drained. The Communists will be broken in the streets. Women and men will return to their traditional roles. Chyna will be a burning crater in Asia. GEOTUS will just have confirmed his 6th supreme Court Justice. The bald eagles will return in greater numbers than ever before. Trump will designate his successor and despite the begging of the American people for him to rule for 12 more years he will retire to a life of honor and fame and expend his daily load of dragon energy on his smoking hot supermodel wife.

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GunTotinPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

A man can dream. One day.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 14 points ago +14 / -0

We will provide Geotus with a platform large enough to fill the void of rush limbaugh in the media. Donald trump will become the new Republican kingmaker as the core base of the party will refuse to vote for any candidate that has not received his public endorsement. Over a period of 3 to 5 elections all rino's, cucks, and soyboys will be removed from the political right as the republican party becomes the Lion Party and right wing politics in america changes forever becoming the dominant force for good on the planet. This empire will be handed over to the trump brothers and eventually Baron who will all have fabulously successful political careers in or out of office. 100 years from now children's history books will name this time the great return. The success of the United States will inspire a world wide focus on freedom and proper economic policy. The booming economy will foster innovation in medicine and life extension technology and man will once again reach for the stars. At the age of 206 Baron Trump will be unanimously elected Galactic Emperor of the Trumpire of Man.

All because spez' is a cuck and u/doggos gave his time and expertise to create a home for us at .win

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m0r1arty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I cried tears of joy reading this :)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Screen cap it

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SikoraP13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh Fuck! Imagine after Presidency, Trump goes talk radio+podcast to fill the void Rush will leave?

He'd be the Lion Party Kingmaker for all time.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think he hasn't had that idea? Every. Single. Day. A radio rally. Forever.

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Pedeberrycrunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

So glad there's someone else who sees the same potential we have moving forward. Honestly, I don't see this as looking at the future with blonde-mane colored glasses; I see it as our eventual destiny.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

The entire human races trajectory altered by Spez's cuckery. The greatest single cuck in human history

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Pedeberrycrunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

He shall be mentioned in the yet-to-be-written folk songs and ballads of old - how we have a single cuckold's position and placement in history to thank for the greatest civilization the world's ever known.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

The ballad of knob gobbling spez

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Pedeberrycrunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes I wish I could give gold.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your vote for trump is better than gold

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NeverNotTrump 47 points ago +49 / -2

Trump/Pence Supa Hot Fire: https://i.maga.host/kVNzs2R.gif

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Haasmaster 8 points ago +8 / -0

I enjoy the terribleness of it.

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RatioInvictus 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm about to end this man's whole career..."

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nairebis 44 points ago +44 / -0 (edited)

I don't know about the sidebar image, but could you please link to https://communities.win so the list of communities is easy to find? I wanted to look at it the other day and it was really hard to find the link (I finally had to search for an announcement of a new community, and look at the comments to find someone who had posted it). I don't know why we're hiding the fact that we have more communities.

Edit: I just noticed the communities .win is down. Hopefully someone is working on that.

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Pilotaaron1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was going to suggest this too. Even maybe a link to all the other communities, until we get bigger than reddit.

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Dropcord 34 points ago +34 / -0

From the national archives. Old honest Don and his pet coyote https://i.maga.host/mpNcDMx.png

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mallowciraptor 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is goddamn terrifying.

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please god no, I can't look at these horrors every time I'm on TD.

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GunTotinPatriot 24 points ago +24 / -0

Spicy as fuck

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Fingers442 24 points ago +26 / -2

Trump riding a coyote https://i.maga.host/jOetmJY.png

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2020yall 7 points ago +7 / -0

No hands!

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this!

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BDME 2 points ago +2 / -0

who are the 2 damn people that down voted this?

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Fingers442 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤷‍♂️

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Notifyph 23 points ago +23 / -0

Here’s how coyotes actually bring the children. Link to image

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BeijingBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

NIGGA u killed it

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BeijingBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't play wit you lil' mama, Thizzle got you crazy Shocked her when I stood up and walked on her lazy

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MellowCrepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it. So goofy in the best way!

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys have to check the format they're requesting!

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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spadamaz 18 points ago +18 / -0 (edited)

Lets Finish This (storm) https://i.maga.host/RrJd4Oq.png

My attempt at a coyote: https://i.maga.host/XYAtuGk.png

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spadamaz 1 point ago +1 / -0

thank you very much!

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Isolated_Patriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

Flair Suggestion: Trump Tweets should have the presidential seal on either side instead of the towers. Though I see that tag gets used for Jr as well, maybe he should have his own tag anyway?

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Keln 5 points ago +5 / -0

I use a big beautiful 4k screen to view this website, as I think everyone should. Forget the phones pedes. You must see the memes in all of their GLORY.

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uxername27 -1 points ago +1 / -2 (edited)

Problem with this is that you don't control how the emojis display. For me, it's not a phone, just a blue square. It doesn't look good. The pepe flair though...

Edit: this is what it looks like to me https://i.ma.ga/WWiFq.png
Firefox 78.3.0esr (64 bits), Linux Mint Debian Edition 3 (cindy)

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair if you zoom in, it’s a phone, not a blue square. However you do have a point about it appearing differently on different devices.

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uxername27 -1 points ago +0 / -1

Thank you!

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augustinius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Low-key best submission in thread.

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incogneato 4 points ago +4 / -0

This One

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lestork 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

ROFLMAO

this one gets my coyote vote!!!

edit: maybe do a slight zoom-out so there's more room for the banner on top and the child's head on the right won't be cropped

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lestork 2 points ago +2 / -0

sidebar worthy.

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NSFW_PORN_ONLY 17 points ago +17 / -0
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Usernameicanrecall 16 points ago +16 / -0 (edited)

Daddy Trump gives out a spanking: https://i.maga.host/BjQb0EP.png

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TheRealMaga 15 points ago +15 / -0
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EdisonHwy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is a showman and great cheerleader. Go #45.

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lestork 2 points ago +2 / -0

yes- I also thought of this one!

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PyroSphere 15 points ago +15 / -0

I just want to thank all you mods for the time and effort y'all put into this site. It is appreciated.

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Tx50bmg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seconded! Thanks mods! :D

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LyinBiden 14 points ago +14 / -0 (edited)

DEMOCRATS: The Party of Firsts!:

https://i.maga.host/zTAWojW.png

This was my first meme!

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WishdoctorsSong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still think Gary Johnson counts as the first openly gay candidate, guy certainly wasn't trying hard to keep a lid on it.

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RlzJohnnyM 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trumps face when Biden said he wants to eliminate oil

https://i.maga.host/OVEL4zg.png

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HossBonaventure 11 points ago +11 / -0

Flair suggestion: C'MON MAN

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LurkosaurusRex 2 points ago +2 / -0

And "This guy here"

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KilroyJCNJ 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f92f12261dfb.jpeg

I am not sure of the size, I cropped a photo I took of my TV during the rally the other night, and I think it is one what I consider the Top 3 Iconic GEOTUS images to date.

Lookingnforward to whoever the winner is, but don’t you just love that shit-eating grin???

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augustinius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've lived in a state that celebrates Native American Day. When I was hosting a radio show at the college station, my co-host, whose GF is native, let loose with "sucks being a conquered nation" one night.

Fuckin liberals ruin everything.

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SenditDownrange 10 points ago +11 / -1
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Liberal_Tear_Addict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice

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Hedonismpepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f92f3b52c9b6.png the image in 400x300 px

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f92f4fcd0278.png with room for the 2020 vision, still 400x300 px

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f92f526d8b4e.png with the 2020 vision added

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Fingers442 9 points ago +12 / -3

Children coming over with coyotes https://i.maga.host/wdULi6K.png

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha

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sander9702 7 points ago +7 / -0

For the cozy times: https://i.maga.host/FbmiLHu.png

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FilmEditor 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Thebrothermanb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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TheTrumpetitor2020 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

Should i resize this, or is it 2 much?

https://thedonald.win/p/11PVfewp2R/wanna-be-famous-/c/

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SikoraP13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs a shoop of Hunter's face over Homer's, imo. Would make it more funny and slightly less 2much.

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Methylfenidaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

damn that loads slow

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Dropcord 6 points ago +9 / -3

CRUSH BIDEN UNDER THE WHEELS OF MAGA! https://i.maga.host/IKDA8zk.png

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Miss the "nasty woman" flair when we are dealing with the likes of Pelosi, Harris, Stahl etc

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Pepe_in_the_USA 4 points ago +4 / -0

kekpe.pe

lmao how have i never seen this one before

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DonaldWashington 4 points ago +4 / -0

In.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

But I like the Chyna virus one from Walter Reed!

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Nukular-Weapons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flairs: “I Like Beer” (old Reddit flair from Kavanaugh days)

“Notorious ACB”

maybe something with the gorilla channel or drinking a shitload of diet cokes

“Abrahonald Truncoln”

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Big Mac flair too

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