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coconutnuts 87 points ago +87 / -0

Damn right, even the tonality is the same! Holy shit pedes we need to wake people up to this fucked up dem machine

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MerchantMan99 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't let its name fool you it is insidious.

This is the new strategy as of late. Wrap a turd sandwich in a nice pink ribbon and convince you it's a freshly cooked Reuben.

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man.. you just had to say Reuben. Now I'm hungry.

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Sumsuch 14 points ago +14 / -0

tonality

Funny story. I once worked with a guy who had a stutter early in life, and he told me something interesting about hypnotism. Apparently he had done speech drills to get rid of his stutter, and as a side effect he started noticing that hypnotists always use the exact same speech patterns that he learned from his drills. Sure enough, I've started noticing it myself, like in this video.

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Magabeliever 10 points ago +10 / -0

but the thing is, Joe isn't using it to hypnotize you (that might be a residual carryover). He's speaking like that because someone has drilled that (tone-phrasing-speech) into him.

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Sumsuch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well yea, that's the point. Learning to talk like that is a fundamental part of a politician's toolkit. A very significant majority of them do it, from what I've heard.

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TacticalWitdotcom 48 points ago +49 / -1

I remembered it too, worded legally accurate since he said he didn't take it from them. Technically he took it from Hunter who took it from them.

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Android17 21 points ago +21 / -0

and Bill Clinton didn't have sexual relation with that women... the cigar did

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TalmudicToiletSeat 8 points ago +10 / -2

You guys focus on some nothing burger talking points. One of the largest cocaine smuggling operations in US History occurred while Clinton was Governor, through Mena Arkansas, under the direction of George Bush. Hillary's Law Firm handled a great deal of the money laundering through fraudulent housing developments like White Water.

Of course he's a liar. And the connections are so deep, they will never be prosecuted, because the whole house of cards comes tumbling down.

The Clinton Chronicles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCGW033-82c

WATCH IT. Ask why Barr does nothing. Ask why nothing really changes. Ask yourself what you're going to do about it.

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Mad_Maddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

What are YOU doing about it?

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Mad_Maddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm going to post links and demand other do the heavy lifting. Also lots of black pills. Now you.

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TalmudicToiletSeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

:)

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Mad_Maddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't Jdam targets without knowing what you're aiming for. Trump got everyone to reveal themselves the last 3 years. Now he's going to drop warheads on foreheads. It had to be this way.

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Mad_Maddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I screamed this out loud in front of my entire family. No one challenged it.

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leakmouth 1 point ago +1 / -0

ACKCHYUALLY

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Barabbas 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe plagiarizing AGAIN

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SilentFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I told my wife immediately after it happened that it was the “Bill Clinton” denial exactly.

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TravisRSCX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plagiarism

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macrolinx 57 points ago +57 / -0

This will end up being their final fall back position.

"Why shouldn't I take money from my kids? They're just trying to help me out."

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SomaticallySpeaking 25 points ago +25 / -0

"...I mean, come on, man?"

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what_the_shet 42 points ago +42 / -0

Exactly. Biden thought he was so clever when he said this. In his mind, he's not lying because China paid his family who then in turn paid Biden, so it was never direct payment. Sick of these word games these politicians play. I loved it when Trump called him out on making a "typical political statement". Sick of these crooks.

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meteorknife 7 points ago +8 / -1

There was no Ukrainian bribery meeting on his official Whitehouse calendar, therefore it couldnt have happened.

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Shamb3 2 points ago +2 / -0

But were there any yearbook signatures? I think he might have raped that money.

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Snopes: Original statement therefore TRUE.

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Stumpycake 45 points ago +45 / -0

I've watched enough BodyLanguageGhost to recognize that tell.

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Dahnald2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

The "believe me" look!

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TheBasedFriscoMan 40 points ago +40 / -0

A sure sign of someone lying is the emphasis on words like “have not,” “did not,” “never,” etc. People who are being honest use contractions.

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Shitposter69 28 points ago +28 / -0

"he didn't du nuffin"

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DingoDantheTrumpman 8 points ago +8 / -0

The exception to the rule haha

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whiskey_shitz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I did not know that

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haw

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TheBasedFriscoMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a “tell,” like looking away or unconsciously fiddling with your hands or an object.

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thorsdisciple 2 points ago +2 / -0

Captain Raymond Holt would like a word

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473X4ND3R 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn. That's an interesting observation which rings true.

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spratville 37 points ago +37 / -0

I HAVE NOT 👏 TAKEN 👏 A PENNY 👏 FROM ANY 👏 FOREIGN 👏 SOURCE 👏 EVER 👏 IN MY LIFE.

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spratville 25 points ago +25 / -0

I DID NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 SEXUAL 👏 RELATIONS 👏 WITH THAT WOMAN.

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Oback_Barama 14 points ago +14 / -0

Snopes rates this as TRUE!

No foreign government have ever physically handed Joe Biden a penny despite all of the millions of dollars in wire transfers.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snopes: True. Biden took billions of pennies.

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JackIsALarp 34 points ago +34 / -0

Bill Clinton lying during that time has been referenced in numerous psychological papers about behaviors in lying.

It works in detecting lying in Among Us :P

If you are younger, I recommend seeing some of Bill Clinton's finest moments in lying. It was an era where America first realized that the veneer is fabricated, but leftists still call it a nothingburger. Small details matter, like cum stains, blue dresses, the word choices in lying, and... pesky laptops.

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HillarysBeef 26 points ago +26 / -0

He is correct. He never has taken any payment from any foreign source in his life.

HE TOOK MONEY FROM HIS SON WHO TOOK MONEY FROM FOREIGN SOURCES BASED ON AN AGREEMENT HE WOULD DO FAVORS FOR THEM.

Total misunderstanding folks. Come on!

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Magus_Strife 15 points ago +15 / -0

See, the weasel bullshit thing that Biden did there is he probably DIDN'T lie. He has taken money DIRECTLY from foreign interests. He takes is from his family members, after THEY take it from a foreign source.

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togger 10 points ago +11 / -1

Nope...if their lips are moving, they are lying

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +5 / -0

How does that apply to lipless savannah guthrie?

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togger 4 points ago +4 / -0

She lies through her teeth

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Shitposter69 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well played

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Racerx719 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the same old story, same old song and dance my friend

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joreb91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cue Steven Tyler!

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SomaticallySpeaking 3 points ago +3 / -0

:elevator dings:

Shit, wrong song.

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midareashi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Technically might be true...

Joe took money from Hunter who took foreign money.

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Barthaneous 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is exactly 100% what i thought when he said that. Good look

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turdinthepunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

He took the money from his family members. That's the scam.

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Refugee 6 points ago +6 / -0

We know you didn't, your son did and then gave you a cut.

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QueensOwn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well technically he’s right. Hunter took his 10% for Daddy and allegedly distributed it to him as needed.

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whyewemadbro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snopes Fact Check: TRUE

Biden said he has not taken a penny in his life. This is true. He only took amounts in excess of $100,000, and only digitally. Biden touched no pennies.

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SomaticallySpeaking 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow! That's...... Wow.

Can it be more obvious how practiced and specific that is? Can we please "get some scientists and experts" to show Biden et al how bad this looks? Just drop out now, Joe, this is embarrassing.

(So much salt in the socials, today lmao! They saw last night, finally, that they've lost, and couldn't lie to themselves any longer. It's rather entertaining to watch unfold.)

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theflabmaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

SNOPES FACT CHECK: True We found that no foreign country paid bribes in pennies.

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Pixel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, do as I say, not as I do. I am your master.

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Ctv1125 3 points ago +3 / -0

He used a very assuring cadence and waved his arm. I am totally convinced. Nothing to see here. Trump said drink bleach. Hitler and FDR were buds. Lincoln was a racist. What else do i need to believe? I am an open door for Biden's information treasure trove. I am racist, cool. I am sexist, cool. I am white, not cool, but i am trying to change that. What else? How do i pronounce Kamala? Gender is not linked to sexual preference, cool.

Can i outwoke the woke?

Lets let toddlers vote. Lets give everyone a billion dollars. Lets all be gay. Lets kill ourselves to save the planet. Lets all be vegan. What else? Can we all remove IQ points so no one is smart enough to make money or be smarter? Can we end all businesses ? I just want to be woke. I want to be right. Please. Please.

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fuck__cnn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow... down to the pointing gesture.

I remember going into work after Bill Clinton made his announcement. I was 100% certain that he was telling the truth because of the way he phrased it. Boy was I wrong!

It was years later before I listened to Monica Lewinsky speak. She said that when Clinton said "that woman", it hurt more than anything, like she was a stranger. It was my first glimpse into the Clinton-brand of evil.

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MerchantMan99 2 points ago +2 / -0

She said that when Clinton said "that woman"

Makes perfect sense that Bill objectifies women. He did marry a slab of beef, after all.

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Johnny_Treason 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barefaced Bullshitters.

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did not have sexual relations with that company. Ms. Burisma.

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R3Dpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

SAME EXACT CADENCE...

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Michael032817 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm.... Strange the way they trounce on the syllables, sounds pretty much practiced and repeated over and over.

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CanadianTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Politicians*

“Read my lips”

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terrapin11 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's right Joe, your son was your conduit.

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Financial_mom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Classic

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heck, they could probably pass a polygraph. Polygraphs only work if telling a lie makes the liar nervous. That doesn't happen if your conscience is seared from telling too many lies.

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AlbertaReport2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw this & made a video too. Back to back and then together shows how similarly the liars speak!

https://mobile.twitter.com/ReportAlberta/status/1319528010383454209

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

TIL that foreign sources don't pay bribes with pennies.

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bclautz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hiden Biden body language was like he was caught cheating on his wife

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Contay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now is he saying this because he ‘technically’ took it from H who was holding it for the ‘Big guy’?

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SnuggleBunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMGOSH I was thinking that the whole time LOL I even joked with my husband about it Thanks OP<3

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol in real time when Biden said it like that I thought 'that is just like Clinton!'

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7.62swinebuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I HAVE SNIFFED........BUT NEVER INHALED

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November3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao I literally said this to my girlfriend after it came out of his mouth. Love this website!!!!

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is simply amazing how he has no issue with lying his ass off. Is it a result of the aneurysms?

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Polygraphs are fucking bullshit, do not get me started.

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Polyboticthief 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is how I know im on the right side, when I have the same thought at the time and I wonder if anyone else notices this, and I come on here to see it, I love you guys and myself. They think if they exaggerate every word that makes it true

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Gunmolester 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is not lying...he took dollars not pennies

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Polygraph is just a tool to put pressure on a person to admit to information you already know the answer to. It's not magic. Your pulse, sweat, figityness don't mean much, but your mental circles mean everything to someone who already has the answer.