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TheBasedFriscoMan 40 points ago +40 / -0

A sure sign of someone lying is the emphasis on words like “have not,” “did not,” “never,” etc. People who are being honest use contractions.

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Shitposter69 28 points ago +28 / -0

"he didn't du nuffin"

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DingoDantheTrumpman 8 points ago +8 / -0

The exception to the rule haha

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whiskey_shitz 9 points ago +9 / -0

I did not know that

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haw

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TheBasedFriscoMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a “tell,” like looking away or unconsciously fiddling with your hands or an object.

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thorsdisciple 2 points ago +2 / -0

Captain Raymond Holt would like a word

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473X4ND3R 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn. That's an interesting observation which rings true.