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Meanwhile, in liberal's heads... (media.patriots.win) 🐕 COYOTES 🐕
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AlphaNathan 202 points ago +204 / -2

lmfao leftists are truly out of touch with reality

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PyroSphere 115 points ago +116 / -1

The only time leftists touch anything is when they're Toobin.

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donaldismydad 24 points ago +24 / -0

Toobin-and-loobin'

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NostalgicFuturist 6 points ago +6 / -0

One Toobin the hand is worth two in the bush

--Toobin's Guide to Taking Your Destiny in Your Own Hand

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the arm is movin', then the hand be toobin'.

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Meegs294 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or if it's a child

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IAmDisappoint 2 points ago +2 / -0

You-toob

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Systemfree5 2 points ago +2 / -0

And even then it ain't much .

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Barack-Obama2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wrong. My wife's cock is massive.

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VaginalMalpractice 26 points ago +26 / -0

But TV told me everyone hate orange man.

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HeavyVetting 17 points ago +18 / -1

lol you don't hate orange man you must not be as smart and educated as me. now if you'll excuse me i'm headed back to reddit where the true intellectuals are.

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VaginalMalpractice 9 points ago +10 / -1

Remember to take your soy dipped semen latte with kale flakes with you.

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Furaffinitydotnet 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, you need an extraordinarily high IQ to enjoy Reddit, and I'm not sure I'm equipped to enjoy the Pickle Rick Show yet.

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ShowMeState90 18 points ago +18 / -0

They really are. The few liberals on my Instagram share stories like “The Truth Trying to Catch up with Donald Trump.”

I just don’t know how to get these people out of Opposite World. I guess giving them socialism is the only way. Section 8 housing in their neighborhoods, no more gated communities, raid their 401Ks, McCloskey-ing all of them when their homes are threatened, etc.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 7 points ago +8 / -1

Very simple, institute the fairness doctrine for news again. Make propaganda illegal.

Cut off the flow of bullshit the liberals guzzle on the daily

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Furaffinitydotnet 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, just cut taxpayer funding for those outlets.

Everything is media owned and most of it is obscured anyway. If you think leftists are guzzling their bullshit from NPR you'd be mistaken. It's obfuscated and put into other outlets.

For example, Disney owns ABC News. CNN and CN (Cartoon Network) are owned by the same company.

Leftists get their information from works of fiction more than they do the equally fictitious news media. It's why you see leftists compare Trump to Darth Vader or Voldemort.

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OrenthalJamesObama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t forget tech news sites. I swear one of my formerly favorite sites Ars Technica gets their writers and topics directly from the DNC. Everything is written from a left wing perspective, and the comments are cancer.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some socialists think they're being noble by suffering and being impoverished. Having some jackboot thug point a pistol to their head might actually make them giddy because they're martyring for their cause.

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prof_robinson 0 points ago +2 / -2

So... vote for Biden, then?

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SchittsMethDealer 6 points ago +7 / -1

No. They re what are known as "low-information" voters.

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rationalistone 8 points ago +8 / -0

Out of curiosity, I just checked out Yahoo and all I saw were a bunch of Borat stories. It seems to me that both sides think the other is brainwashed. We think they are brainwashed because we look at the evidence for ourselves and know the news always twists everything as a result of doing so. They think we are brainwashed because their news pundits interpret the evidence for them and then tells them that we are.

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Haitianbychoice360 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. It's very interesting and eerie to say the least. Both sides are saying the same thing about each other. Sometimes it all seems so surreal and you wonder if you are on the right side of the matrix. It's sites like this that helps me keep my sanity. This amount of gaslighting would have been fine before the digital age but dammit there is VIDEO EVIDENCE that the other side are complete liars. It's all infuriating and it shows a utter lack of respect that these people have for their constituents. It's also chilling to see how once normal people have all become unhinged useful idiots. SAD!

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EekumBokum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Modern leftist ideology can't exist without willful ignorance, censorship and propaganda.