277
Comments (34)
sorted by:
35
KarpLykov 35 points ago +35 / -0

First rule of fight club

12
JamesBond007 12 points ago +12 / -0

If he said that he would be Legendary. I emailed that to him

26
CrocodileBeers 26 points ago +26 / -0

Jesus, did the Dems go to the trouble of roughing him up over ACB and the checks?

11
MrZ211 11 points ago +12 / -1

Thats what I thought too. We should keep an eye on him. Im this close to revoking his RINO status he just needs to keep winning a little more.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
23
Muffinman 23 points ago +23 / -0

Looks like my hands after they give me an IV

9
BurnedExperiment 9 points ago +9 / -0

My thoughts exactly

6
dickwagger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some say Toobin's hand looks like this.

20
arkylady 20 points ago +20 / -0

He is old, so it's possible that he fell down. It's happened to my mom a few times and she hit her head on the wall once. If he fell then was taken to the hospital to be checked out, they would have given him an IV so that could explain his hand.

Edit: He also probably wouldn't want to admit that he fell down, especially in an election year.

11
LyinBiden 11 points ago +11 / -0

He's also handicapped - I think Polio as a kid? - and has mobility issues, so it could easily just be a fall.

I remember leftists mocking Trump because he helped Mitch up a small set of stairs.

7
deleted 7 points ago +8 / -1
5
Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or his wife and several of her girlfriends.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
3
DefaultFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Asian sensation.

19
Ghostphaez 19 points ago +19 / -0

The world of Cocaine has its dark side.

15
the_bird 15 points ago +15 / -0

Remember all of the democrats sporting shiners at the same time. Pepe remembers.

4
ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

I member. That was very strange.

2
Cyphr 2 points ago +2 / -0

like Harry Reid for example... said he lost a fight with a shower curtain or some stupid shit like that. Yeeeaaahh, No.

In other news, it is tough being the Murder Turtle.

14
Belac186 14 points ago +14 / -0

Its a tough world for a pimp man. Cocaine is hell of a drug.

14
BidensPoopyUnderwear 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shoulda seen the other guy!

10
Elvathelion 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cabal applying persuasion?

Mitch probably should explain what happened.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
5
ElderPedeMAGAmiaower 5 points ago +5 / -0

His hand looks terrible and the other hand looks like it had had an IV inserted (band-aid on location). Possible that the other hand was the first attempt and they botched it then had to try again. But that doesn't explain his face. Probably a bad fall. Old people fall a lot. Eyesight. Balance. Muscles atrophy. Feet problems. Etc.

4
ElderPedeMAGAmiaower 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL just realized that I just made old age sound like something bad! It's not, at all. I like being old. It means I'm still here!

4
Brez 4 points ago +4 / -0

He defeated Corn Pop but doesn't want Biden to know.

3
Rossphi 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is no malarkey country!

3
NoMoreMao 3 points ago +4 / -1

Did his wife beat his ass?

2
ChickNorris 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bruise on the right hand does not look like IV bruising to me. That looks more like a fall and he tried to catch himself with that arm. The other hand looks like an IV site. Face looks like he face planted, was punched or walked into a wall...hard.

2
blindambition 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cocaine Biden does the same...Rules for thee

1
Paleotow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Senate majority leaders have a habit of showing up beaten up.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
1
Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary Clinton sends her regards.

1
neverreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mitch is into kink with his commie wife.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0