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4moreyears 276 points ago +276 / -0

They're gonna set a perjury trap for him. Find some small mis-statement between what he tells them and what he tells Congress, then raid his house at 5 am with CNN in tow and send him to pound me in the ass prison. Thats how they roll

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EdisonHwy 143 points ago +143 / -0

Never trust the FBI.

Always have your lawyer in tow.

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Data_bank 79 points ago +79 / -0

There’s no way he goes in without a lawyer

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redux2redux 14 points ago +14 / -0

How about having the meeting at the lawyer's office?

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Ivleeeg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Problem is, look at flynns lawyers. It's tough to find good lawyers in that town that aren't swamp rats themselves.

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

Totally.. cue in "He lied to the FBI in ..3, 2, 1..."

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TheKillingWords 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love for him to have Robert Barnes 😁

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Spirit_of_Resistance 27 points ago +28 / -1

That's fine, they're making their own enemies of the people. The only reason things haven't happened yet is because Trump is still president and there's still hope.

But if they keep fucking around, turns out the Seattle FBI hq has street side access.

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4moreyears 14 points ago +14 / -0

They don't give a shit about the people or what the people think about them

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permissible_missile 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's fine that they're telling people into imprisonment and destitution? If ever there were a hot take...

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John_McFly 19 points ago +19 / -0

"...a victim of an unfortunate random street robbery in the parking garage, his possessions were also missing. The cameras in the garage were undergoing maintenance at the time, and were unable to capture critical moments..."

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Whoopies_tds 7 points ago +7 / -0

C’mon man, he’s only interviewing with super agent Peter Strokinoff

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Teapot_Gravy 19 points ago +19 / -0

So Mr. Bobulinski, you told us the color of your car is red. Manufacturer says it's crimson. Shouldn't blatantly lie to the FBI like that. BOOK 'EM!

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4moreyears 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fact check: Mostly false. While Crimson is red, Orange man is BAD

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Oback_Barama 10 points ago +10 / -0

He testified that he received the crooked email from Hunter about the Chinese Money on his iPhone 7, it turns out that particular email was one that he read on his android device. We have charged him with lying to the FBI, and leaked a memo to the media that all of his statements are now considered Russian Disinformation.

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nutup_orshutup 27 points ago +27 / -0

Paging Sidney Powell...

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chuckachookah 10 points ago +10 / -0

^ THIS.

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Paradyme 9 points ago +9 / -0

FBI: Please give us all of the evidence you have and the copies you’ve made. You can TOTALLY trust us. Promise. Just don’t tell anyone kay? Samesies right? Pinky promise fellow American.

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wernerziegler 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope the Giuliani team at least documented or copied the relevent information from those phones.

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Magastein143 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea I hear if the FBI asks you for anything, subpoenas you, or asks to speak with you - you can just say no or don't worry I will do it myself! Thats what the DNC and Hillary said.

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DarkMemeDuck 38 points ago +38 / -0

Make that 50%. The other 50% is they ask him if he's a white supremacist.

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FullAutoFlintlock 13 points ago +14 / -1

Well.. he IS white, drimpftard.. so.

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namechangearoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

That donates money to democrats. This my friends is why you don’t fuck over people on business deals if you want to run for office. They will be pissed and they will out your crimes.

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Harambe2k 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or if he’s ever know, meet, walked by, shared an elevator ride or sat in a waiting room with a white supremacist.

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Randomite 1 point ago +1 / -0

And where’s his Russian made mask.

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de9ebkmd7 52 points ago +52 / -0

F

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guitarmastershredder 15 points ago +15 / -0

F

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TheRealPizzaPope 9 points ago +9 / -0

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IAbsolutelyDare 17 points ago +17 / -0

His last words were "I'm not suicidal", which will be prosecuted posthumously as making false statements.

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residue69 6 points ago +6 / -0

And all the phones were found smashed into little pieces.

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Pumpjack 25 points ago +25 / -0

We're not sure how he died while in the FBI head quarters

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mrspaulrevere 7 points ago +7 / -0

Slippery soap suds on restroom floor folks fall and hit their heads accidents happen.

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IsabelMaxwell_isaSPY 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is it wrong that Tony kinda looks like a cross between Chris Farley, and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys?

I dub thee TONY BUBBLES!

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namechangearoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cameras were broken