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ImperialxWarlord 11 points ago +11 / -0

But...my facial hair looks somewhat like that. I’ve been republican my whole life. And I’ve been on the train since the first primary debate in 2015. Feels bad man.

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TrumpsWall 8 points ago +8 / -0

Me too and I’m almost 50 lol

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ImperialxWarlord 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, I’m going on 23. I guess beards just aren’t in our futures.

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DesertYote 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not the sparsity but the Neck Beard. Neck Beards are indicative of the male version of the pig faced, rage glasses wearing, NPR parroting, pseudo intellectual leftist witch.

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NahNovaBrah 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's all good bro, I have a weak beard too (that really only started to fill in after 30?) Better than this one, but still not lumber Jack level.

The good news is that I still have a full head of non grey hair at mid 40's so I'll take it!

  • Not a reddit moderator
  • Not a neck beard
  • Don't mind you pedes making fun of us, I make fun of myself about it too
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ImperialxWarlord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope I can keep my hair!

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VoterIDMatters 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shave

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ImperialxWarlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know I know.

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BlackLabsMatter 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is not a beard.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know he calls it a beard

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BlackLabsMatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

That will never make it one. A beard should fully cover one's neck if one looks up. That picture is a botched pubic hair transplant.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like the spot between my satchel and balloon knot

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ScottyGunn 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had that at 17, and my dad ordered me to shave it. By my mid twenties I could grow a real mustache. Then again, I never ate soy.....

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irspow 4 points ago +4 / -0

In his defense, socialists decided that razors are a luxury that isn’t necessary for the fictional collective.

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DesertYote 3 points ago +4 / -1

I call them "Junior Neck Beards". The grow up to be fat, ugly, and stupid "Neck Beards". If you've met one you really have met them all.

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LoveMAGAHats 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ayy my beard Is pretty patchy and I'm a fuckin patriot

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mountnblade 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guarantee that there are guys with beards like this on our side. Some dudes just can't grow one

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

To which you respond, “but that’s not a real beard”

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QuantumReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

If that's what your "beard" looks like, then you should shave every day.

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m so glad I was blessed with a luscious beard!

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Adhal 2 points ago +2 / -0

hes got more nose hair than facial....

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah.... but it's all garbled because of the massive cock in their mouths...

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egregion 2 points ago +2 / -0

"beards"

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1inchgroup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bald with a good beard here. It's a reasonable sacrifice for the beard.
Cheaper to shave my own head anyway. ;)

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SiddyKiddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤮

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

low T fags

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GopnikGod 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Stalin just corrupted what Lenin was trying to do!"

Lenin - Literally establishes with Trotsky the concept of gulags that Stalin would later go on to use.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get this cuck some testosterone

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Dan_D_Lion 0 points ago +1 / -1

All boys grow that. Some men do too. Most men grow beards but a select few of us have glorious manes that attract the most beautiful and strong women.

Downside is... if you can grow a beard to your chesticles there is a high chance that your ass has more hair than Dianne Feinstein's upper lip.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

My chest hair wraps all the way around to my back...

Some people donate blood... I donate excess testosterone...

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Dan_D_Lion 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should be harvesting the excess of your testosterone and repurposing it into a marketable product such as a paint brush.