Guys with beards like this have a 120% chance of saying, "but that wasn't real socialism!"
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But...my facial hair looks somewhat like that. I’ve been republican my whole life. And I’ve been on the train since the first primary debate in 2015. Feels bad man.
Me too and I’m almost 50 lol
Lol, I’m going on 23. I guess beards just aren’t in our futures.
It's not the sparsity but the Neck Beard. Neck Beards are indicative of the male version of the pig faced, rage glasses wearing, NPR parroting, pseudo intellectual leftist witch.
It's all good bro, I have a weak beard too (that really only started to fill in after 30?) Better than this one, but still not lumber Jack level.
The good news is that I still have a full head of non grey hair at mid 40's so I'll take it!
Hope I can keep my hair!
Shave
I know I know.
That is not a beard.
You know he calls it a beard
That will never make it one. A beard should fully cover one's neck if one looks up. That picture is a botched pubic hair transplant.
Looks like the spot between my satchel and balloon knot
I had that at 17, and my dad ordered me to shave it. By my mid twenties I could grow a real mustache. Then again, I never ate soy.....
In his defense, socialists decided that razors are a luxury that isn’t necessary for the fictional collective.
I call them "Junior Neck Beards". The grow up to be fat, ugly, and stupid "Neck Beards". If you've met one you really have met them all.
Ayy my beard Is pretty patchy and I'm a fuckin patriot
I guarantee that there are guys with beards like this on our side. Some dudes just can't grow one
To which you respond, “but that’s not a real beard”
If that's what your "beard" looks like, then you should shave every day.
I’m so glad I was blessed with a luscious beard!
hes got more nose hair than facial....
Yeah.... but it's all garbled because of the massive cock in their mouths...
"beards"
Bald with a good beard here. It's a reasonable sacrifice for the beard.
Cheaper to shave my own head anyway. ;)
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low T fags
"Stalin just corrupted what Lenin was trying to do!"
Lenin - Literally establishes with Trotsky the concept of gulags that Stalin would later go on to use.
Get this cuck some testosterone
All boys grow that. Some men do too. Most men grow beards but a select few of us have glorious manes that attract the most beautiful and strong women.
Downside is... if you can grow a beard to your chesticles there is a high chance that your ass has more hair than Dianne Feinstein's upper lip.
My chest hair wraps all the way around to my back...
Some people donate blood... I donate excess testosterone...
You should be harvesting the excess of your testosterone and repurposing it into a marketable product such as a paint brush.