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Cliffinati 138 points ago +141 / -3

A Muslim Jewish Alliance isn't on my 2020 bingocard

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djtverystablegenius [S] 74 points ago +75 / -1

Dude I have no words for this one. Wow. That's all I got.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well, when your governor and mayor are okay with police looking like actual jackboot thugs, you may have a problem that could spell trouble for other theologies as well.

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Amaroq64 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn, we just ushered in 10 years of Van Halen in real life?

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djtverystablegenius [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Right?!?!?!

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SkitShowPhrenia 14 points ago +14 / -0

I, for one, don’t want to get off of Mr. Bones wild ride.

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swimjim 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've got some good news for you then!

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Rainman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pedes this would be huge because people don't have to be friends to fight against totalitarianism, just allies.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 14 points ago +14 / -0

What's next, dogs and cats living together?

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ObiWanJabroni 3 points ago +3 / -0

mass hysteria!

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Plebbitimmigrant 42 points ago +43 / -1

2020 is a bad LSD trip mixed with a Fever Dream and a disturbing amount of clowns.

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aaafirefly123 13 points ago +13 / -0

I mean Israel and the Arab States are teaming up against Iran.

In essence it’s Israeli Intelligence and Technology + Saudi Oil Money vs. the Axis of Resistance (Look it up, it’s real).

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Haun_Solo0211 7 points ago +8 / -1

This context with “The Cabin In The Woods” meme format

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trumps Middle East peace agreement between Israel and Muslim countries has spread through New York with a common agreement of hating an oppressor with psychotic tendencies.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did you just assume my gender identireeeeeeeeeeee?

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ekos640 44 points ago +44 / -0

Phase 17 of the Trump Peace Deal™️

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djtverystablegenius [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hahahahahahaha.

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rightwingthunder 44 points ago +45 / -1

only the democrats are so bad that they'd get the muslims and jews to unite

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djtverystablegenius [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

If this was a movie people would walk out b/c it isn't believable...

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djtverystablegenius [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

Today I learned people that historically don't get along can agree that Cuomo is a loser who needs his tyrant wings clipped.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 24 points ago +24 / -0

Imagine being so loathed that ancient mortal enemies will put aside their differences to defy you.

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Mynamesprivate 32 points ago +33 / -1

"Never thought I'd die fighting side by a side with a Muslim."

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 19 points ago +20 / -1

"How about side by side with a habib?"

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nervecellguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aye, I can do that.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 14 points ago +15 / -1

Against a greater evil. Wow.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just when I thought we hit peak 2020... Crackhead Hunter jumps out and says "but wait, there's more!"

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Ohgami 22 points ago +22 / -0

You know you fucked up when the Muslims are calling you out for being anti-jewish.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Like getting a letter from ISIS saying bro... that was pretty rough.

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gb1787 17 points ago +18 / -1

"ganging up on the Jews is our job" - Muslims

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djtverystablegenius [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is New York so Union rules...

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KuhlooKuhlay 17 points ago +18 / -1

both the torah and the koran strictly forbid male nipple clamps

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MAGtheNight 5 points ago +5 / -0

literally lol reading this, bravo.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 13 points ago +13 / -0

What fucking timeline are we in this is getting crazy.

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Slamdance 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sons of Abraham Unite!

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Texasnumber1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've heard muslims and Jews come from the same bloodline correct me if I'm wrong

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djtverystablegenius [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

Children of Abraham.

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DankoJones84 8 points ago +8 / -0

When the Muslims and the Jews put aside their differences and unite against you, that's when you know you're a massive piece of shit.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Things have to be worse in NYC than I know. This is really extreme.

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McCarthyhadapoint 7 points ago +7 / -0

"War makes for strange bedfellows" - Benjamin Franklin

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djtverystablegenius [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is Star Trek Kelvin timeline strange.

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swimjim 6 points ago +6 / -0

The muslims were even okay with Hitler. Yikes.

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MAGAMoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine being such a fucking prick the Muslims and Jews unite against you.

Maybe this demon can unite the country.

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dindunufin2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like when the cats and dogs teamed up to...

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Acceptdecline 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clownworld intensifies

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djtverystablegenius [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yet I feel we have yet to achieve peak clown world. Thanks 2020.

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Flptplt 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's nice, they still all need to be deported.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

With peace in the middle east they can ALL go home.

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svlem 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh shit wtf

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tlwagg 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one likes a tyrant.

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize goes to Andrew Cuomo for bringing about peaceful coexistence between the Jews and Muslims!

(Oh yeah, and some orange guy also arranged actual peace treaties but so what.)

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spaceghost17 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hes playing CYA for putting sick people in elderly homes.

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necrosexy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps modern life is gradually eroding ancient grudges.

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Ersx 4 points ago +4 / -0

We truly must be in the end times, never imagined this ever happening.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you told me a year ago that a man with pierced nipples would unite orthodox Jews and Muslims I would have called you a liar... yet here we are.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a headline I thought I'd never see.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't 'shop this because nobody would believe it. Truth is stranger than fiction.

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BFF4 3 points ago +3 / -0

My best friend or one of them is Muslim and i'm catholic. I mean I guess he fucks alot of women and doesn't respect them. Has one in each city. But hes good at ju jitsu so we are friends

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Caferrell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald Trump is a magician.

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djtverystablegenius [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no other explanation.

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GodzillaTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Kabib, i understand you hate them, but if Cuomo gets rid of them we can’t attack them later!”

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know you fucked up...Granny Killer Cuomo

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djtverystablegenius [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder what the people of New York think of this article.

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Dartsky 2 points ago +4 / -2

Both groups actually care in About their religion unlike the cucked Christians

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Boudicca2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Err, not all Christians are cucked. No, siree

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JesusisLord 2 points ago +2 / -0

One New Man