I was working with some people setting up chairs for a movie showing at an amphitheater. Other people and I were joking about how nobody is dying from the flu this year all COVID. Some woman tells us is serious and 220,000 have died. I say those deaths are inflated that people who die in car wrecks die from the COVID. She turns red and yells at me to stop talking, so I look her in the eyes and ask if she is triggered. She then she turns from red to purple and yells at me “YES IM A SNOWFLAKE!”, so I then tell her to watch out she looks like she is melting as I proceeded to chant with music that is playing on the PA “FOUR MORE YEARS BABY!” She wanted to fire me but she had no power to do anything but melt. What do you think I should say the next time I see her?
I was working with some people setting up chairs for a movie showing at an amphitheater. Other people and I were joking about how nobody is dying from the flu this year all COVID. Some woman tells us is serious and 220,000 have died. I say those deaths are inflated that people who die in car wrecks die from the COVID. She turns red and yells at me to stop talking, so I look her in the eyes and ask if she is triggered. She then she turns from red to purple and yells at me “YES IM A SNOWFLAKE!”, so I then tell her to watch out she looks like she is melting as I proceeded to chant with music that is playing on the PA “FOUR MORE YEARS BABY!” She wanted to fire me but she had no power to do anything but melt. What do you think I should say the next time I see her?
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“How are you doing?”
Trust me.
Tell her you have covid joke but there is a 99.9996% chance she won't get it...
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“Have a blessed day.” Trust me on this one, be prepared to perform an exorcism.
It is pointless to even try to talk reason with a REEEEEEEEtard. I would taze her preemptively, just to be on the safe side. Good luck.
she's extremely disrespectful of the victims who survived. Believe Survivors (tm)
Some people have lost family and friends to COVID. Can you imagine adding TDS to that grief? Must be terrible.
Nothing. Just smile and wave as you walk by.
yes. be normal. she’ll then realize how out of line she was being
"C'mon, Man!"
Just lean in real close and whisper "This is MAGA country".
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Biden for prison? Should go over reeeeeeeeal well
Ignore them, avoid them.
The programming that so many have, they do have a fit if they see someone without a mask, they have lost their minds.
They are unable to comprehend percentages.
If most groups survive at 99.999%, they refuse to understand that.
They cannot figure out microns, and how a mask stopping China virus is like a badminton racket stopping water.
Kill with kindness. Snowflake cookies? But be careful - she'll need a double batch in less than 2 weeks
Tell her you did it for her. That she deserves better than the lies that drove her crazy. And that the anxiety she feels is her body telling her she's getting worked up about a threat that doesn't exist (which is what anxiety is).
That happened
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200,000 have died.
How many died under Obama and his wars?
800,000 babies die from abortion. No one is crying for them. 2 million people die every year. Not one person on the left is crying over the top ten major causes of death before 2020. They don't know. Heart disease: 647,457
Cancer: 599,108
Accidents (unintentional injuries): 169,936
Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 160,201
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 146,383
Alzheimer’s disease: 121,404
Diabetes: 83,564
Influenza and pneumonia: 55,672
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 50,633
Intentional self-harm (suicide): 47,173
2 million would have died if Clinton or Biden was the President. It's nothing but political tantrums because they can't get their way. They don't care about death counts. They only care about death counts because Trump is President. If it was a Democrat in charge, it would be nothing but crickets and tumbleweeds coming from the left.
Of what?
I got “so you want to kill my grandma?!”
I replied “yep. I’ve been after that tricky old bitch for awhile now. I’ll take the win anyway I can get it”
Step 1: print the Sun symbol on a sweater
Step 2: walk by
Step 3: profit
Better yet, start wearing Hawaiian shirts.
"I want to apologize to you, you were right all along. I shouldn't have used facts. They hurt your feelings. Your feelings are more important than any statistics. Especially when they affect your feelings. Let me know if you need anything. I'm at your service. What can I do to make you feel better? Can I get you some ice? Do you need a doctor? I'm concerned about you! I want you to be okay.
In all seriousness, let her initiate and just smile. Film and smile. She wants a fight, don't give it to her. She's not worth it.
Ask if it was as good for her as it was for you.
"Hi Snowflake."
"Women used to melt for Elvis. Am I as good as Elvis?"
Just smile and say, “good mornin.” or afternoon..... be prepared for the ensuing circus too. Trust me simple honesty like this is one reason I list my job.
grab her by the pussy