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Sunsetmal [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0

chYna

is

asshoe

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stonetears4fears 32 points ago +32 / -0

Brazil! Shit. I talk crap about China all the time. Guess I can’t go visit my husband’s family in Brazil anymore. I can’t believe Brazil is on the list.

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7dice 13 points ago +13 / -0

All them butts

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stonetears4fears 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s true. 🤣 Butts everywhere! And everyone is in good shape.

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7dice 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have zero problems with plastic surgery.

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stonetears4fears 5 points ago +6 / -1

Considering parts of me are fake, neither do I! Lol. But I won’t touch my face. That stays the way it is.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like fake parts! 😁

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DeportAntifa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Going with my GF next spring to see her family. Better not mention Tianenmen Square or Uighur concentration camps!

Oops!

PS brazilian butts are great butts

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skuls308 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have 308 reasons....

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TheMAGAnificent 6 points ago +6 / -0

45-70 worth of reasons

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

That'll tell the tale.

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silentnoobxd 1 point ago +1 / -0

My reasons have a pretty bow

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VoterIDMatters 14 points ago +14 / -0

As a Chinese citizen?

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HatnNewLognReqs 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah, wtf? This isn't explained at all. You would have to be a Chinese national. China doesn't have sovereignty over anyone else.

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Data 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also, extradition treaties vary wildly. Many limit the conditions of extradition to certain minimum charges like murder or other capital crimes. Even if you were a Chinese national living in Thailand, it's not like the CCP can just phone the Thai consolate and have you shipped off to Beijing for saying mean things about the party.

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MAGAyuri 5 points ago +5 / -0

then you know nothing about the China(zi). you dont have to be a chinese citizen they can still "arrest" you with their spies. just search "hong kong national security law article 38" it cleary say it applies to everyone on EARTH. even before this law they're already doing things like this "the Hong Kong Causeway Bay Books disappearances" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causeway_Bay_Books_disappearances

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silentnoobxd 2 points ago +2 / -0

China fabricates charges against people in Hong Kong all the time. This is basically so they can track down the people who fled Hong Kong when the CCP illegally took it over. A lot of them fled to southeast Asia.

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lurker2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Any CCP influence is too much.

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silentnoobxd 1 point ago +1 / -0

The little emperors are in charge now, and they won't stop till a responsible adult sends them to their collective rooms and takes they keys to their Bentleys away, or punches them in the face, whatever comes first.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 9 points ago +9 / -0

Haha fuck China. Come get me commies. See how that works out for ya.

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gaijin_ronin 6 points ago +6 / -0

If the citizens of China would only realize the odds are in their favor if they would just attack.

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silentnoobxd 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why China heavily filters their internet

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BigIronBigIron 5 points ago +5 / -0

中国共产党官员:我在朝你放屁!您的母亲是仓鼠,而您的父亲闻起来像接骨木浆果。

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Sunsetmal [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

八九民运

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

中国共产党官员:

别再想占领世界了 专注于教育你们的公民不要用地沟油做饭。

Stupid melons!

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mexico, huh? I think we found another way to secure the southern border.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

A smart man once told me that truth only needs to be said once, while lies have to be repeated over and over again, otherwise people will just forget them.

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dougkeenan 4 points ago +4 / -0

France? WTF FRANCE?

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RoofKorean 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's a scary thought.

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Pleepleus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Already have that in the back of my head for any future travel plans. I might have been flagged for reposting this. https://youtu.be/4p8Aq5BM9io

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

China can literally eat my gigantic shit.

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svlem 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't doubt this would be ideal for China, but no country is going to extradite their citizens over a negative comment to china.

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me make this clear.

Trump is coming for you. Prepare your anus.

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pbarnett865 3 points ago +3 / -0

China is asshoe

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Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0

🥠 fruck ra cccp

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Thingthing22 1 point ago +2 / -1

lulz... do this is why the lockdown really happened