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Patriot4evr 58 points ago +58 / -0

The Cardinal Rule is... there are no rules when it comes to insults. F’ n putz

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Food4thought 7 points ago +7 / -0

Im not sure twitter would allow the president to use his official title of "cocksucker"

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UGetWhatUNeed 42 points ago +42 / -0

What kind of freaking assclown restates all the terrible nicknames someone has for them??!! What a dolt

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Hillarysudders 23 points ago +23 / -0

I think secretly he enjoys them.

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UGetWhatUNeed 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol

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Brez 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think he bought a bunch of letterhead with Pencil Neck embossed on it and now he's mad his new name is Watermelon Head.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's an aggressive bottom boy.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuckoldry is a humiliation fetish so it makes sense

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LetFreedomRing 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the most attention he's ever gotten.

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know some of these I didn’t know, but now I know them.

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dougwiser 23 points ago +23 / -0

What a hoot, perfect watermelon head telling troll master GEOTUS how to troll

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kekdream 16 points ago +16 / -0

rotflmao Trump got Pencil Neck Shifty Watermelon Head to repeat all the nicknames on his own account! HAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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d_bokk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cardinal rule of name-calling is don't be butt hurt about one otherwise it'll stick.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you get this triggered over name calling, it means the name calling is working

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Redpill-notCommieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems pretty consistent. I usually call him worse.

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yahweh 4 points ago +4 / -0

rent freeeee

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

OK Schiff I'll call you "creepy pedo" and stick with it

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p1smo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Since when is there a rule to insulting people?

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Redghnbfrt 2 points ago +2 / -0

His head and neck remind me of a butt plug.

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Michael032817 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump has all kinds of names because you’re so fucking ugly and creepy. One name does zero justice. Gotta keep it fresh. New angle new look.

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MooseKnukl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think watermelon head hit the weak spot kek

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

I call him Adam Shifthead.

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nickybops 2 points ago +2 / -0

He forgot a big one "faggot"

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Ishtar-Astaroth 2 points ago +2 / -0

way to remind me of some of the zingers of trumpmas past.

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Kaboom22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diversity of insults is strength, Schiffhead.

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh, that's the opposite of the rule. The more spot on insults you can come up with, the better. There's literally shows (called roasts) centered around this.

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ca18det 1 point ago +1 / -0

rofl this guy thinks he's pope of insult Vatican.

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems like he did find the closet. Please Adam Shitt, remind us more of your nicknames. What an idiot.

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump doesn't play by your rules you dumb bastard!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think I missed a couple of those. It was nice of this perfect watermelon head to provide a list.

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MagaMita 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was giddy from the attention of the most ALPHA MALE he's ever met.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just use "Sick, twisted fuck" to describe Schiff

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TrumpTrain2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS should call him “Marmont” to really see that watermelon head explode.

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