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pizza_lawyer 68 points ago +69 / -1

Lol I’m dying, this is great, wife is asking why I’m laughing so hard...

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idea 28 points ago +28 / -0

Malarkey, Delaware

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HighPedeEnergy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Look fat, I never said that

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Sigma 15 points ago +15 / -0

You know.....the thing!

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FreeJack2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

AND THEN I LEARNED about cockroaches, and children jumping on my lap, i love children jumping on my lap.

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are in for a good two weeks. Buckle up

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mugatucrazypills 21 points ago +21 / -0

CAMEL HARRASS IS LESS LIKEABLE THAN A PEDO

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ChinaGTFO 4 points ago +4 / -0

What’s the difference?

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pmurTJdlanoD 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are YOU A JUNKIE, MAN??

... My son has a drug problem that shouldn't be discussed or joked about, man.

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

They’ve got NA in prison.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +6 / -1

Agreed he would get necked in a perfect world but I’d settle for that over nothing which is par for the course for Democrats

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FlusteredPeach2 14 points ago +14 / -0

C’mon! C’mon! This is just malarkey. This this this is just C’mon!

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Drewniverse 13 points ago +13 / -0

I said that at work today. Come on, man! This older dude looked at me and started laughing and replied, MALARKY!

hahahahah I couldn't stop laughing.

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FLIBS 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's true! My mother was just saying (non-political but a NE democrat by birth)... I don't know if I can listen to "Come on, man" for the next 4 years. Voting Trump!

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MrJugsMcBulge 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even if Biden wins, she’d probably only need to listen to “c’mon man” for about six months or so.

Does Kamala have a catchphrase? I mean, besides “hey, not in my hair”.

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MisterClinton 4 points ago +4 / -0

That insufferable artificial laughter?

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's got style, she's got grace, she takes cumshots to the face, Kamala Harris

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Liberty_Prime 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's hard to stop a...you know, the thing!

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DonnieRamesJio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heard something like that on WBAP today, might've been Rush. Kek's lips to Pepe's ears

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pmurTJdlanoD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please us know where you were able to listen audio-memes!

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ChadSaxington 6 points ago +6 / -0

I start paying more attention when he says "Cmawwwn Mang" or "Look here's the deal" because I know the alzheimers has kicked in and hes trying to remember where he is. Guaranteed entertainment.

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Dabalabadingdong 5 points ago +5 / -0

my 67 y/o mother LOLed to this

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StandardOilCompany 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's been a long time since I actually laughed that loud at a meme.

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CornPopvotesTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

C'MON MANNNn!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JussieSmollett69 5 points ago +5 / -0

When he said "Malarkey" during the debate I completely lost it

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Notablitheringidiot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine if I asked you to take a drug test before posting a meme, here’s the deal man....

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YUNG_GUAC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cccccmmmmmooooonnnnnnmmmaaaaannnnnnnn

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Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

--look, the thing is--

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahahahah facts. Perfect!

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symptomatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Biden’s original train of thought” hehehe 😏

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FUCKTHEDNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s funny, any time he derails it’s ALWAYS “ ok, look here...” “ OK NOW LOOK...” “Ok let me tell you...”

Or some variation

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FLWoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wished Trump had done a mocking version of Cmon Man during the debate.

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realgeotus2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

C’mon, man!

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aaafirefly123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look fat look

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Pedeberrycrunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

No brakes!

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Pedeberrycrunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waiting patiently for his first use of "Okey-Doke."

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

220 million casualties just at this train wreck according to Kamala.

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ImpeachImpaired 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty ironic that its a bus full of kids.

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NewDonWhoDis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at this guy!

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Granny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, remember 2016, when the lefties tried to say that Trump wasn't "presidential" enough? Now it's not an issue? Not even a thought? C'mon man!! Such malarkey!

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xcube 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden should have known that there were NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN!

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MemeWarVeteran2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

No brakes

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Heresthedeal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigger than the “Here’s the deal.” 18 wheeler.

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SonomaGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t help but think how good this bus would have been being a vintage NASCAR bus.

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Shakakka99 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should indicate that the bus is totally out of gas. His original thought loses all momentum, that's when COME ON, MAN! happens.

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LordTancretus [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED, WOW THIS HAD TAKEN OFF!

I want to thank every one of you pedes. I wasn't worthy. I assumed Stickied at some point? I have been too busy to check Notifs until now.

I Updooted every one of you glorious bastards in here, except that idiot cousin in our family that came uninvited.

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majorpribluda 9 points ago +9 / -0

Screw him. The minute he wants out of the arena, he's free to go. Shame on the Dems putting him through this, but he's no angel. He's been a dim bulb corrupt liar at public expense for DECADES.

Game on.

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MrJugsMcBulge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then he shouldn’t be running for President.

C’mon, man.

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SaltandPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Low energy excuse.

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RuleoVicus 3 points ago +3 / -0

All should be judged the same regardless of mental capacity.

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LordTancretus [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

A retard with power, having irreparably harmed America.

By your logic Hitler should have stayed in Germany rather than flee to Argentina and push a senility angle before trial for sympathy...