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pizza_lawyer 68 points ago +69 / -1

Lol I’m dying, this is great, wife is asking why I’m laughing so hard...

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idea 28 points ago +28 / -0

Malarkey, Delaware

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HighPedeEnergy 16 points ago +16 / -0

Look fat, I never said that

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Sigma 15 points ago +15 / -0

You know.....the thing!

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FreeJack2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

AND THEN I LEARNED about cockroaches, and children jumping on my lap, i love children jumping on my lap.

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are in for a good two weeks. Buckle up

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