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PyroSphere 118 points ago +118 / -0

It doesn't matter what road you took to get here or how long it took. It only matters that you're here now and ready to MAGA.

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AmericanJawa 46 points ago +46 / -0

The train may not have brakes, but there's always room for more passengers!

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WhitePowerRanger 15 points ago +15 / -0

Brakes*! Lol never confuse break with brake because your brakes are the very last thing you ever want to break

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WhiteLash 64 points ago +64 / -0

People complain of Trump's decorum but I personally wish he was MORE aggressive and crude. Fuck these globalists!

Great read though!

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aaafirefly123 52 points ago +52 / -0

My response to some when Democrats say that Trump is “too far right” is the following:

“Let me make one thing clear you traitorous cucks. Trump IS the peaceful and moderate option, and if your side prevents him from passing his agenda then the next guy we put in power will be Augusto Pinochet reincarnated.”

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unclebobinator 20 points ago +20 / -0

then the next guy we put in power will be Augusto Pinochet reincarnated.

Stop, I can only get so erect

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PegasoSeiya 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly I would love this. World record economic revival and Commies flying out of helicopters. Makes a grown man want to cry.

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KnightsofReee 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think they know this. That's why they favor open borders, D.C. and Puerto Rico statehood, and court packing. They will never let us take hold of the reins of power again. We will have to fight them physically to wrestle back control.

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UpTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. Pinochet v2 can't be elected because they'll have ensured it's impossible to have a republican majority

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PegasoSeiya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pinochet v1.0 wasn’t elected either. He heard the call and answered the phone

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Whatthelock 11 points ago +11 / -0

Joaquin! GET THE HELICOPTERS!!!

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JohnVoight 9 points ago +9 / -0

The most surprising thing to me out of all of this is GEOTUS has governed as conservatively as...beyond Reagan, I dunno. Some of you old-timers help me out here. Goldwater who ultimately lost?

Of course our Corporate Media will call any politician that doesn’t capitulate and “compromise” to leftist commie degenerates “far-right”. In actuality, the Overton Window has shifted so far left thanks to Saul Alinksy and his ilk that common-sense conservatism = “mUh fAr-right”

We are witnessing history and still can’t believe the balls on this man/a return to normalcy.

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ronburgandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

All of my friends think I'm "far right" but really I just want government to be as small as possible and to be left the hell alone by that small government, and I don't wanna be assraped by taxes. If that's "far right" idk how they would react to an actual "far right" person.

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sustainable_saltmine 21 points ago +21 / -0

I personally HATE pretentious, "Romney like" country club snobs. Blue bloods, silver spoons, "old money", trust funds. cant stand people like that. they think money is everything aside from the school they graduated from on "legacy" and their high society norms

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here lol. He should go full scorched earth in second term!

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570dbp 3 points ago +3 / -0

They complain that he constantly tweets and calls name. If they were in his shoe being attacked, lied to, vilified, and censored 24/7 by the press, they would do the same. Honestly, with the amount of unprecedented unfair and unconstitutional attacks that he takes, Trump must have a lot of patience.

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Viking 42 points ago +42 / -0

Didn’t vote four years ago either. Voting for Donald John Trump this time around.

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Joebagofdonuts 10 points ago +10 / -0

I reluctantly voted Trump in 2016. But, with what this man has accomplished in 4 years is AMAZING! And he continues to exceed my wildest expectations!! Just weeks from the election he has taken major steps toward PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST! And he just signed an executive order to DRAIN THE SWAMP by allowing civil servants to be fired at will!!

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patslimmy1 42 points ago +43 / -1

I feel sick - I voted 0bongo twice and didn't vote in 2016. This man is a legend and i can't wait to vote.

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jornado87 13 points ago +14 / -1

Whew, I only voted for him once. Now I don't feel so bad

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ouvrez_les_yeux 19 points ago +19 / -0

You're both off the hook. I voted for McCain AND Romney!

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Smurfection 8 points ago +8 / -0

I voted for Dubya, McCain and Romney. They were all better than the other guys though. There would have been no resistance to Gore's war at all if he and deep state declared war in 2001. John Kerry in 2004 would be the same as Biden just a tad bit more articulated but John Kerry has been selling out 'murica since Vietnam. A can of beans would have been better than Obama, both times. I just don't think Republicans were allowed to have a real primary until 2016.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh yeah, I voted for George W. twice too. Before that, I voted for Ross Perot twice. In retrospect, I'm pretty proud of those votes (the RP ones).

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Smurfection 6 points ago +6 / -0

If I had voted for Ross Perot, I'd be proud too. I did recently call up my aunt who was a big Ross Perot supporter back in the day and tell her, she was right.

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patslimmy1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha thanks give me a break - I was in California for one of those.

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lixa 5 points ago +5 / -0

So long as you redeem yourself now ;)

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

For you and for POTUS - it will be done. Thanks~

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PraiseBeToScience 5 points ago +5 / -0

I voted for Trump in 2016 mostly to try to drag the Democrats back towards the center, and as payback for gun control efforts.

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Block_Helen 17 points ago +17 / -0

A provisional ballot will NEVER be counted. Never.

So, I'm not telling anyone to wear a mask, but if you are required to wear one and you don't and you fill out a provisional ballot, you may as well not have bothered.

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lixa 6 points ago +6 / -0

This needs its own post.

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Chiliad5 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait...even in California they aren't forbidding people from voting barefaced. I don't know where you are, but I'd think they wouldn't dare deny you a ballot for not following a governor's mandate.

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SJBHamilton 20 points ago +21 / -1

I get SOOO tired of reading ...

"Trump is crude..." "Trump is boorish..." "Trump is vulgar..." "Trump is narcissistic..."

To the last accusation in particular I say bullshit. If he really were, his family and associates would find him completely insufferable. They look HAPPY being with him.

The same people writing these characterizations are dazzled by Obama in his nice suits. They vote what's on the surface.

Yet the behavior and character of these two men are polar opposites.

One of the best characterizations I ever heard about Trump was in a Walkaway story. The young woman said, "Trump sounds like a guy from Queens."

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ouvrez_les_yeux 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm one of those white, college-educated, suburban women you hear about. I LOVE Trump's personality. I love that he tells it like it is, he's a natural comedian and his "insults" are actually pretty mild, extremely mild compared to what is thrown at him. I also believe he has a genius level IQ, is extremely well-informed and has a superhuman ability to multitask.

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Woohan 5 points ago +6 / -1

Another female pede here. I love it too. I say it here a lot. Women like alphas. Period. And Trump is the ultimate alpha. It's sexy as hell when a man takes charge and WINS.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

You hit the nail on the head there.

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm tired of hearing you're "educated" just because you went to college. there are plenty of by all means "smart" people that never went to college or never finished. and there are plenty of complete ignorant dumb asses that have Ph.D's

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Woohan 2 points ago +3 / -1

In her defense, it's an important thing to know because libs think they have a monopoly on the vote of suburban women who went to college. I survived liberal arts back in the 90s, when things were relatively tame but still very liberal.

Libs think we are all deplorables who hang out at Wal-Mart, live in the country, and drive pickup trucks. I love to blow their minds and destroy the narrative because I do ALL those things, but I also have a Masters degree, successfully raise a kid as a single mom AND I LOVE TRUMP!! It blows their minds. Their brains can't process it. Hilarious.

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Block_Helen 8 points ago +9 / -1

I do too. Trump is fucking awesome in every way.

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anthemstander 8 points ago +8 / -0

So true.

If every president prior to Trump had been a complete gentleman, I'd agree but this isn't true. Nixon used salty language frequently to describe his foes including the media. LBJ used to expose himself. Several Dem presidents have had affairs in the Oval Office, including Clinton who confused my generation as to what "sexual relations" truly meant.

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ColoradoTrumper45 2 points ago +2 / -0

LBJ used to expose himself.

From what I've heard and read, LBJ would aggressively wag his dick at other Senators as an intimidation play. Apparently it was rather effective.

Democrats have a long and storied past full of degeneracy.

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

yep. In short, thinking like a democrat is what dumb people think smart people think but they're all really dumb people with dumb ideas.

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 15 points ago +15 / -0

Same. I actually didn't vote for Trump in either the primary or general in 2016. His past donations to Democrats, having the Clintons at he wedding, being a New Yorker, etc all made me skeptical. I thought he would be so interested in being seen as a deal maker that he'd make any deal he could with the Democrats and sell us out just to be seen crossing the aisle and making deals.

I'm beyond pleased that every single fear I had couldn't have been more wrong, and I've been planning for Nov 3rd for months. I put in a time off request in June to take the whole day off just to make sure I could stand in line for as long as needed to vote for him.

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Mynamesprivate 12 points ago +12 / -0

Biden also praised an exalted cyclops of the kkk, vs Trump leaving the reform party in 2000 because david duke was a racist.

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Chiliad5 4 points ago +4 / -0

bUt rObErT bYrD sAiD hE wAs SoRrY

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lixa 11 points ago +11 / -0

People who complain don’t understand NY/Northeast personality or sense of humor. Sure he’s a little rough around the edges but he’s honest and he’s tough and that’s why other countries can’t push us around any more.

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TheInteriorDesigner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo

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ManyDirt 7 points ago +7 / -0

You and me both. Probably took me a year to really notice how much ass he was kicking. No one can stop me from voting now.

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td_didnt_kill_itself 5 points ago +5 / -0

My go-to phrase is "I would drag my saltwater-dipped nads over 3 miles of electrified broken glass to vote for Trump in a solidly blue state."

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mel_to_the_core 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glass doesn't conduct electricity. We can be both hyperbolic and smart.

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Dimedog 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are many like this guy. Millions who have had enough

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +5 / -1

There are many, many reluctant Trump voters as well. I’m in the camp of walking over burning coals to vote for him again, but my boss can’t stand him and denigrates him every day, but still voted for him out of fear of what Biden would do to our economy.

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Smurfection 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you work for Tim Pool?

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're going to MAKE IT GREAT TONIGHT!

reference:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c7jsjCpGCxQ

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mass55th 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't care for him when he first announced his run, but I kept my mind open, and knew there was plenty of time to narrow down a nominee. Once I saw that Donald Trump was a fighter, that was it for me. The man has only gotten better with age and Presidential experience. And I can't wait to experience four more years of winning, and kicking ass.

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

I jumped on the Trump Train the day after the he came down the golden escalator. I looked into what the media was saying about him hiring actors and what he said about it and a few quotes from people who were there. The media just flat out lied about it. Trump fought back. The people who were there spoke up for Trump and I knew one of two things were going to happen (I was absolutely convinced that Trump would win - yep, I was) 1) Trump was either going to be the greatest president of my lifetime or 2) Trump was going to blow Washington D.C. sky high. I never expected he'd do both and I'm so happy about it!

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mass55th 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a great story. I was a bit pessimistic when it came to his winning the election, because he was running against crooked Hillary, and the biggest party of fraudsters this country has ever known, and every day he's been in office, he's had to deal with these same fraudsters. I pray to God every night that they all get their just desserts.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for justice, they shall be satisfied.

I pray for them. I pray that God will break their hearts of stone and give them hearts of flesh.

I had a recurring dream for several years before Trump announced his run. My dream was that a barbarian would rise up and speak simple truths that we had forgotten and we would be amazed how those simple truths would correspond to reality. I never would have guessed that barbarian would be a billionaire real estate tycoon from New York City name Donald Trump. Donald Trump tells the truth. Always believe those who tell the truth for truth always wins. Trump told the simple truth about the golden escalator and the media lied brazenly. It was that easy for me.

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SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope enough people feel that way to push him over the finish line again. With a big assist from a few more of our black and Hispanic friends (you guys rock, by the way).

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was eager as hell to vote for him in 2016, now I realize we HAVE to vote for him to save our Republic. I would crawl over broken glass to slam the button for him. He's the last great hope for Western Civilization.

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BiglyMagaMamma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Voting for Trump a second time is going to be emotional for me. No other president has worked harder to earn my vote. I was the only one in my office who voted for him in 2016, and I will never forget that feeling of triumph in November 8th. Let’s fucking finish this nov 3!

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PAfem4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still banned from the Right Scoop for supporting Trump; they really hold a grudge.

Sorry, I go to the site once a year to celebrate; I still hold a grudge and Trump is still my choice.

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great read

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january20 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't call it a short read, but it's good. Here's a great line about Biden: "Biden is not a liberal. He’s also not a moderate. He’s not anything. For the seven hundred years he’s been in Washington, he’s been a human weather vane."

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Whatthelock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome fren.

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3Bepb 2 points ago +2 / -0

He tweets too much and sometimes with little thought.

It's fucking tiring. These midwits are too fucking dumb to understand what is happening but a vote is a vote is a vote is a vote, I just wish they'd stfu because nobody needs to hear their asinine bullshit.

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cluckingducks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump was, at the time, my last choice among Republicans, and most Republicans I knew felt the same.

I have a bunch of those in my extended family that I wanted to hit with a stick.

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to go back and look up Obama’s fair housing role (Pack maximum crime into the suburbs), and the Title IX abuses (dear colleague, all men are rapists). Man, Obama was really out to wreck things.

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570dbp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump has always been my first choice since 2015 then, now, and forever. The MAGA movement forever changes our way of thinking.

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November3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, great read!

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streakybacon 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now I'm curious how far he'd make it on actual burning coals, at walking speed. Over a vast distance. ;)

I'm guessing 10 feet...imagine the sheer panic once you're deep into it and your skin starts to melt