I swear the school system would be in for a rude fucking awakening if I ever had kids.
“Dad they’re trying to make me show my work on 2+2”
*smashes door down
“Don’t worry, my taxes will pay for that. Now listen here you fuckin buffoons, if my son is half as smart as i am, and he’s at least that because he’s my son, he, like any other human being can do simple math in their heads and I will be fucking damned if I let you bring him down to your retarded level by wasting his time learning how to dissect 2+2 like a frog. This is his prime learning years and you are filling it with made up math. Let me explain something to you, math hasn’t changed in 10 thousand fucking years. Math existed before language did. We built fucking pyramids without common core and yet somehow in the 15 years since I graduated, math has suddenly changed and now instead of writing “4” it takes an entire piece of paper to work out what I can do on my fucking fingers?? You fucking teachers not only should be ashamed of yourselfs, but lined up and shot for contributing to the retardation of America. I hope they pay you in common core paychecks
Lmao that means a lot man but I always tell everyone on here I suck in person. I talk over myself and my brain works faster than I can talk so I’ve literally been known to start one sentence and without pausing end on a completely different subject within the same sentence. I had a buddy in high school who used to smack me in the head every time I’d start a conversation with him, and halfway thru talking something else would grab my attention and I’d start talking to them or investigating why that squirrel had such a big nut. Or maybe that’s not it at all... I don’t know, no one tells me what I do wrong, all I know is no one ever wants to hang out with me so I come here and hang out with you guys and I can organize my thoughts better thru typing and pretend I have friends lol
Edit: oh I also tend to point out when people are doing things wrong a lot too which I’m sure people don’t like. But I don’t like being around people doing retarded shit so whatever lol.
I swear the school system would be in for a rude fucking awakening if I ever had kids.
“Dad they’re trying to make me show my work on 2+2”
*smashes door down
“Don’t worry, my taxes will pay for that. Now listen here you fuckin buffoons, if my son is half as smart as i am, and he’s at least that because he’s my son, he, like any other human being can do simple math in their heads and I will be fucking damned if I let you bring him down to your retarded level by wasting his time learning how to dissect 2+2 like a frog. This is his prime learning years and you are filling it with made up math. Let me explain something to you, math hasn’t changed in 10 thousand fucking years. Math existed before language did. We built fucking pyramids without common core and yet somehow in the 15 years since I graduated, math has suddenly changed and now instead of writing “4” it takes an entire piece of paper to work out what I can do on my fucking fingers?? You fucking teachers not only should be ashamed of yourselfs, but lined up and shot for contributing to the retardation of America. I hope they pay you in common core paychecks
Dammit I want you at my next BBQ.
Lmao that means a lot man but I always tell everyone on here I suck in person. I talk over myself and my brain works faster than I can talk so I’ve literally been known to start one sentence and without pausing end on a completely different subject within the same sentence. I had a buddy in high school who used to smack me in the head every time I’d start a conversation with him, and halfway thru talking something else would grab my attention and I’d start talking to them or investigating why that squirrel had such a big nut. Or maybe that’s not it at all... I don’t know, no one tells me what I do wrong, all I know is no one ever wants to hang out with me so I come here and hang out with you guys and I can organize my thoughts better thru typing and pretend I have friends lol
Edit: oh I also tend to point out when people are doing things wrong a lot too which I’m sure people don’t like. But I don’t like being around people doing retarded shit so whatever lol.