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pelosis_liver 34 points ago +34 / -0

Well, no one is around...

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Proud_American 12 points ago +12 / -0

TouchΓ©

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RocketSprocket 16 points ago +16 / -0

Can he draw a perfect circle to stand in?

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DefaultFreedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

Should have taken a dump in the trailer.

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Sea_Still 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's trying bait Kamala out of the weeds

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Keep_on_Trumpin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is....is that Toobin sloobin' his noobin' on an outdoor Zoom call again? Jesus Jeff! Keep that microdick in your pants!

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here2red 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey when you gotta go, you gotta go

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ca18det 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought you were saying "taking the piss" like a brit so I spent too long looking for the cheeky sign ignoring the dude pissing.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

Splain plz. Don't remember that Brit-ism.

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ca18det 4 points ago +4 / -0

Taking the piss is a term to mean you're messing around with someone.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

American equivalent of yanking someone's chain?

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ca18det 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, exactly. IRL shitposting.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks!

And remember. God rides a Harley but Jesus rides a Triumph. πŸ‘

(because Jesus loves fettering with the fuckers.) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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ca18det 3 points ago +3 / -0

mfw my CBR is faster than God or Jesus's bike.

Edit: Guess it depends on the Triumph

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +2 / -1

Of course. Rice rockets started blowing the doors off if anything on two wheels by the mid 70s.

There hasn't been a decent motorcycle built since 1970. πŸ˜‰

Edit in 1969 the T120R Bonneville was the fastest stock bike.

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RuleoVicus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here... same here...

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Maggot 4 points ago +5 / -1

If a tree falls at a Biden rally and no one is around to hear it, does it sell out American interests to China?

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

He knows you'll get butt raped in the porta shitters.

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MrsMAGA9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Classy

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AuPhalanx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, with all the shit being spewed onstage, I'd mistake it for an outhouse, too!

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BigMikesD 3 points ago +3 / -0

i see no problem here

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bluedevilga 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've trained my dog to do that on every Biden sign

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you gotta go...

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Major_Sleazebag 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you zoom in you can see he’s pissing on a little pocket copy of the constitution

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AnthraciteCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you sure he is not masturbating? It is a Dem rally.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess they figured there was no point in providing portalets since nobody would be there.