Imagine how much of a soybean liberal you to have to be to actually wear that LMFAO imagine walking into a club and trying to pick up girls while while wearing it 🤣
Agreed about David Knight. He's so fucking negative and yes if anyone hasn't voted Trump yet (or needs to be convinced) aren't you sick of the gloom and doom of the Left?? Please God get out and bring your family out.
Major disagree, when Big Joe is president, the media hysteria will literally just go away and he’ll say “welp I solved it” as soon as he has the power he wants
As much as I hate the idea of this product existing for the reasons we're in, I was curious how comfy it would be for woodworking lmao.
On a serious note, I miss seeing people's faces. Even the people in society I dislike. It isn't healthy for society to be like this. Its historically sad.
I wish we knew more. Was the plague under Obama era a precursor project? Was that a dry run, or just happenstance. Its very odd this all happens so recently. I realize mass transit increases the rate of spread, but this is too unusual to all be coincidental.
Then again, the people of China could learn to, you know....
I mean that got to be a joke, right? I'd wear one around town just for shits and giggles. Maybe slap a few Trump2020 and MAGA stickers on there for added hilarity.
Well, not for the $400 that they charge for that thing but in theory anyway.
I remember seeing an episode of The Young Ones where one of the characters is sick and can’t quit snorting and sneezing so they put a bag over his head- resulting in what you are describing.... hilarious
They're called "Branch COVIDians" - we're not dealing with a virus. We're dealing with a cult. And if you don't kneel at the altar of fear, you will be punished.
Vote for Trump, or this cult will run the country, and possibly the world.
I also see the "glove" attachment that allows access to the face area (this is designed with Hunter Biden in mind, so he can use his crack/meth-pipe without removing the Personal Protection Garment.)
So with people watching fake news he takes his "we need to cancel Thanksgiving" plea to them, laughing while he says it on camera. He turns to me and he says "Why...so...Furious?"
Comes at me with the mask "why...so..furious" puts the band on my ear and says "Let's put a mask on that face!"
The version for testosterone-having people must come with an oral semen dispenser. All versions probably have a tube so you can breathe your own supply, save the earth
Yes. Anyone wearing this will be gawked at and find people laughing at them behind their backs. I didn't get that upset when I saw all these soccer moms on Nextdoor making their own masks to sell. You want to participate in America's capitalism, go right ahead. I won't buy one, but I don't care if someone else does. Just don't MANDATE this shit on everybody. The whole argument of it comes down to that one point.
I'd rather wear a mask and adjust it all the time so I can spread whatever virus my body is fighting off that day to whoever is near me. I'm serious. Masks are retarded and every time I go out, I am obnoxious about it.
I mean, the oil that we would need to create one of those for everyone alone should make pennsylvania feel good. And then you've got the filters and the batteries.
8 hour battery life. So I hope you have an extra battery if you plan on going out for more than 8 hours.
I hope you're ready to mortgage your house so you can have enough filters.
Member The Jetsons and all of those "futuristic" sci-fi movies/TV shows? By the Year 2000 they promised us flying cars, hovercraft, manned bases on the Moon and Mars.
>But noooo!!!
Instead: we got Worst 0bama declaring that NASA's main priority should be "muslim outreach," to atone for our "oppressive non-inclusive policies" that prevented 3rd-world migrants and/or foreign terrorists from participating in our Space Program. (They could have built their own space program with all those billions of dollars we gave them in foreign aid, it's not our fault that they aren't big on math/science/written language.)
On the bright side: we have given mentally-ill men access to the womens' restrooms, and we're also letting transvestites play on womens' sports teams. And Drag Queen Story Hour, coming soon to a library near you. And we're discovering new genders and sexual preferences every year! Yay "progress!"
I mean, good for who ever is selling these if people are buying them and they are making some money! They are capitalizing on a market of middle to upper income woke scaredy-libs.
Might as well wear a sign advertising: "I am a person that vehemently disagrees with the second amendment, so please rob me of everything in my possession, and then break my dumb space hat for good measure."
What a joke.
I have lots of guns and ammo. Nothing is mandatory.
People are as free as they choose to be.
So few understand they are their own slave master.
exactly, everyone can lift their own chains.
The range of my freedom is equivalent to the maximum effective range of my rifle.
Same!
Freedom is mandatory....
Well I don't because I live in commie New York where they deny every single gun permit.
Here's to hoping with ACB they take a gun case and 5-4 the liberals and give me my gun rights.
Well I hope so too. But the way I see it. You have two options. And only two. Head south and buy a gun from a private party. Or move.
Sorry, pede. I live in the south and if I sell you a firearm, I’m going to want to see a driver’s license.
That’s fine. There are about a million guys that couldn’t care less.
You say that
It’s literal black mirror shit. Freaky asf
Imagine how much of a soybean liberal you to have to be to actually wear that LMFAO imagine walking into a club and trying to pick up girls while while wearing it 🤣
Do it Snake Plissken style. "Which one of you gets to die trying?"
It is when we are now CHINA!
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Agreed about David Knight. He's so fucking negative and yes if anyone hasn't voted Trump yet (or needs to be convinced) aren't you sick of the gloom and doom of the Left?? Please God get out and bring your family out.
no one should be voting for trump right now, they should be picking their ass up off the computer/couch on nov 3rd and doing it in person
I early voted in person!
Major disagree, when Big Joe is president, the media hysteria will literally just go away and he’ll say “welp I solved it” as soon as he has the power he wants
yup, everything will magically become the "dream" again and thats that, fuck freedom
Surely the plant that makes them is green and environmentally-conscious, surely...
Yeah, it's run on broken solar panel and windmill parts... full circle!
The democratic party didn't get the memo that plastic is a petrol product. Then again they think that wild dogs carry kids across the border.
As much as I hate the idea of this product existing for the reasons we're in, I was curious how comfy it would be for woodworking lmao.
On a serious note, I miss seeing people's faces. Even the people in society I dislike. It isn't healthy for society to be like this. Its historically sad.
I wish we knew more. Was the plague under Obama era a precursor project? Was that a dry run, or just happenstance. Its very odd this all happens so recently. I realize mass transit increases the rate of spread, but this is too unusual to all be coincidental.
Then again, the people of China could learn to, you know....
USE FUCKING FRIDGES lol
The concept of wet markets is stupid.
HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎
We are reaching new peaks of clown world every day
I want to see a video of a bunch of people at a party wearing these
I mean that got to be a joke, right? I'd wear one around town just for shits and giggles. Maybe slap a few Trump2020 and MAGA stickers on there for added hilarity.
Well, not for the $400 that they charge for that thing but in theory anyway.
They also like their wives dominated by black men.
Based and true
What happens when you sneeze all over the inside of the window. GROSS
simple solution, continue wearing a mask while inside your retard head bubble
my feel when
Stuck your hand into the helmet gloves to cover your sneeze of course!
I remember seeing an episode of The Young Ones where one of the characters is sick and can’t quit snorting and sneezing so they put a bag over his head- resulting in what you are describing.... hilarious
Lol .. and at least bags are disposable
They're called "Branch COVIDians" - we're not dealing with a virus. We're dealing with a cult. And if you don't kneel at the altar of fear, you will be punished.
Vote for Trump, or this cult will run the country, and possibly the world.
But most of all they love controlling others and judging them
These are actually built to prevent Joe Biden from sniffing you, pretty neat imo.
This is a whole untapped market.
Pretty small market though. Not sure how many people are even interested in getting that close to him.
Haha
Lol I wish he came out and debated in this thing
LOL!!! (So they do come in child-sizes.)
I also see the "glove" attachment that allows access to the face area (this is designed with Hunter Biden in mind, so he can use his crack/meth-pipe without removing the Personal Protection Garment.)
I guess I should buy one after all then...
Only a faggot would wear this.
If you see people wearing these, laugh at them. Make it obvious.
Dont forget to point at them while laughing so others can see what you're laughing at.
https://youtu.be/2LM0CZZ9Uw8
And slap a Trump-MAGA bumper sticker on the back of it while you're at it.
if u wear this anywhere outside of the most safe areas you are gonna get mugged. it's basically a "i'm a bitch" beacon.
Video checks out.
So with how things are going you mean at least 50% of the population ...
Imagine being trapped with morning breath in there.
Oh look, an absolute fucking clown.
You wanna know how I got these SARS
Fauci was a drunk, and a fiend...
One day he comes home, drunker than usual. Says he's given $3.7 million to Xi for Wuhan virus lab funding.
I say that's a stupid move, you just funded a commie bio-weapon.
He does not like that response. Not....one....bit....
So with people watching fake news he takes his "we need to cancel Thanksgiving" plea to them, laughing while he says it on camera. He turns to me and he says "Why...so...Furious?" Comes at me with the mask "why...so..furious" puts the band on my ear and says "Let's put a mask on that face!"
If that's the future imma end it now
gonna need you to vote trump first bro.
For sure
R I P in peace brother, been a good run.
No worries pede, it's just Among Us cosplay... I hope.
Made in China
Pre-installed with COVID dispensing filter.
Man, how big of a cucked shitlord do you have to be to wear this? Damn.
The version for testosterone-having people must come with an oral semen dispenser. All versions probably have a tube so you can breathe your own supply, save the earth
Let me be clear: if I see you wearing this I will shoot you in the fucking face.
If you see me wearing this, no need I am already dead.
Can you aim for the leg or something? This thing cost me my wedding rings and I'd prefer to keep it's value intact.
Jokes on you, the shit is bulletproof, too!
Let me guess, made in Chyna...
It's the new Apple Airpod Pro
Oh good, that means the windshield is also a smart screen. Just what we needed these people running around with.
honestly I'm not even mad... someone saw an opportunity to part a fool from his money and took it. That's just good entrepeneurship
Yes. Anyone wearing this will be gawked at and find people laughing at them behind their backs. I didn't get that upset when I saw all these soccer moms on Nextdoor making their own masks to sell. You want to participate in America's capitalism, go right ahead. I won't buy one, but I don't care if someone else does. Just don't MANDATE this shit on everybody. The whole argument of it comes down to that one point.
im a notorious front laugher.
No.
No thanks.
I'd rather wear a mask and adjust it all the time so I can spread whatever virus my body is fighting off that day to whoever is near me. I'm serious. Masks are retarded and every time I go out, I am obnoxious about it.
I mean, the oil that we would need to create one of those for everyone alone should make pennsylvania feel good. And then you've got the filters and the batteries.
8 hour battery life. So I hope you have an extra battery if you plan on going out for more than 8 hours.
I hope you're ready to mortgage your house so you can have enough filters.
That or end this retardation. One of the two.
I stopped wearing one. No one has said shit yet. If they ask, I’ll just say I have a medical condition. Try it - it’s liberating.
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If I saw myself in something like that I'd have to kick my own ass.
This is fake, right?
Search for 'vyzr'. Looks pretty real to me. Very dedicated joke if not.
If it came with a jetpack I'd be cool with this
WHERE's my JETPACK???
I was promised a jetpack
^ Asking the right questions! ^
Member The Jetsons and all of those "futuristic" sci-fi movies/TV shows? By the Year 2000 they promised us flying cars, hovercraft, manned bases on the Moon and Mars.
>But noooo!!!
Instead: we got Worst 0bama declaring that NASA's main priority should be "muslim outreach," to atone for our "oppressive non-inclusive policies" that prevented 3rd-world migrants and/or foreign terrorists from participating in our Space Program. (They could have built their own space program with all those billions of dollars we gave them in foreign aid, it's not our fault that they aren't big on math/science/written language.)
On the bright side: we have given mentally-ill men access to the womens' restrooms, and we're also letting transvestites play on womens' sports teams. And Drag Queen Story Hour, coming soon to a library near you. And we're discovering new genders and sexual preferences every year! Yay "progress!"
>However
These guys may be of interest. (But you might want to watch out for the jumbo jets.)
I mean, we can only have so many Commie Copters in the skies for dropping fools.
If this comes with a jet pack, the commies can get up close and personal Last Rides.
If I see someone wearing that I'll laugh in their face while saying Houston we have a retard!
Yeah, fuck you very much.
The Bee is going to go out of business.
They predicted that, so they opened a sure where they report actual news now, too. notthebee.com
Cringe
Kill me now.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
This is Pavlovian conditioning at this point...how far will we fucking go before we’re just lab rats
🤡🌎
What happened to 'Land of the Free, Home of the Brave'???
We've become 'Land of the ree, Home of the Shame'
Fuck your "pandemic."
Fuck your "new normal."
We know.
DANGER WILL ROBINSON
LOL
More of them will die being hit by a car than would have from COVID...
A safe space suit.
Case study on how to destroy the immune system so even the common cold becomes a pandemic.
Reminds me of the Aliens in Dreamcatcher
Haha
No.
Well universe we gave it a hell of a go!! But humankind went ahead and fucked itself anyway
I mean, good for who ever is selling these if people are buying them and they are making some money! They are capitalizing on a market of middle to upper income woke scaredy-libs.
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Part 3
How dystopian
Might as well wear a sign advertising: "I am a person that vehemently disagrees with the second amendment, so please rob me of everything in my possession, and then break my dumb space hat for good measure."
Looks like one of those backpacks with the window people put their pets in. Except on your face.
This shit is how you know their plan is for this not to go away
We live in amazing times folks.
Science has finally found a way to allow people to still see the outside world when their heads are up their own asses.
Actually this is great. Get rid of mask mandates and the Karen’s can walk around in society in one of these and feel ‘safe’
Win win
Damn you got elon musk all excited like we were going to mars but instead we're just plugging into machines to smell our own farts.