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Oh how the mighty have fallen (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by APFSDS ago by APFSDS +4345 / -1
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CisSiberianOrchestra 160 points ago +162 / -2

Boob guy here. Can confirm. We and ass guys both look down on foot guys.

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RIPIsaacKappy 105 points ago +107 / -2

Ass guy here to confirm.

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S0yboybetacuck 108 points ago +108 / -0

As a foot guy, all I can say is cmon man.

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NimbleNavigator2019 119 points ago +119 / -0

Listen, foot.

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westrock2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not an appropriate shoe in.

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Shively 8 points ago +9 / -1

You and me both. When a women has nice feet you know she takes care of everything else.

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cum on my feet, man!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 35 points ago +35 / -0

If this is the appetizer, imagine how gross the main course and dessert is going to be!

🤮

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Barack-Obama2 34 points ago +35 / -1

Cocks only for me!

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Thehonkler 24 points ago +24 / -0

Thanks obama

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QuatroCincoMD 18 points ago +18 / -0

Get outta here Bathhouse Barry. This conversation doesn’t concern you.

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SlannMagePriest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Big Mike has entered the chat

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, not the the chat, but entry has been achieved.

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GibsonDawg 46 points ago +49 / -3

Not really boobs or ass here. I always like thighs better on women and chicken. I don't really care if people like feet. Hell, some guys think eating ass is more normal than being into feet. Both are a little off for me. S&M is way worse than anything, but it's almost considered vanilla these days. God, this society is way over-sexualized. I bet Greeks and Romans would look at us with mouths agape.

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meals23 17 points ago +19 / -2

S&M is way worse than anything

what did we ever do to you, huh?

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GibsonDawg 19 points ago +19 / -0

Chained me up and beat the shit out of me for starters!

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meals23 16 points ago +16 / -0

well I mean that's not really BDSM if you're operating without safe words, that's just some lunatic going all pulp fiction on you

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

The gimp did nothing wrong!

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GibsonDawg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was trying to make a funny. My original point was I don't like the kink shame anybody even though it may seem weird or disgusting to me. There are people who enjoy eating chitlins. I think chitlins are gross and disgusting. But I don't think any less of the people that do enjoy them.

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meals23 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know I was trying to be funny too

believe me I'm into much grosser shit than bondage so I try not to judge anybody. sometimes it's hard to look my girlfriend's dad in the eye so I just make jokes where I can to ease the tension

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GibsonDawg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know that feel, bro. He goes to shake your right hand and you throw him the left one out of decency and respect. Infer what you will...

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FergieJR 1 point ago +2 / -1

When dating my wife, the best feeling was how much her dad loved me all while I turned his daddies girl into my daddies girl :-)

BDSM is a lot of fun

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Are you OK? I'm pretty fucking far from OK!"

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, that's your own damn fault for not memorizing the safeword.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinda looks like Trudeau!

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

DEEP. DARK. FANTASIES.

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ronburgandy 4 points ago +4 / -0

To quote a now TDS infested rapper "I ain't into S&M but my whip's off the chain"

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GibsonDawg 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you like to eat ass, eh? ;)

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 3 points ago +9 / -6

Dont be hating on eating a nice ass!

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll stick it, not lick it. WTF is wrong with you people?

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

Respect the chocolate fudge soft serve.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now we're talking!

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stratocaster_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Greeks and Romans would look at us with mouths agape.

Come on man! lol

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Digging the handle. Mine does not insinuate a brand loyalty, btw. Love Fender and Gibson.

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FireannDireach 22 points ago +24 / -2

Eh. Feet dudes are weird, but mostly harmless.

I don't have any fetishes, myself. I'm a fan of women's bodies in general, as long as they're in good health and not a hamplanet.

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Chief_Wahoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hamplanet 😂😂😂😂

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anon1011101 3 points ago +3 / -0

hamgalaxy

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Bongo_Occidental 19 points ago +19 / -0

Where does a leg guy fit into all of this

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PeaceThroughStrength 15 points ago +15 / -0

With an invitation to the pavilion for the true men of culture

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PeaceThroughStrength 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ok Joe

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm fucking with you lol

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YourWifesBoyfriend 5 points ago +5 / -0

Smile>Boobs>Hips>Butt

But none of that matters if they're dumb as fuck and have a shit personality.

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JoePCool14 2 points ago +2 / -0

100 percent. I'm at college, and there's a few girls I know and I learned support President Trump. The second I heard that, they instantly became 100 times more attractive to me.

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the fat in the skull that matters, not the fat on the chest.

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PyroSphere 61 points ago +61 / -0

Some people like rock, some people like country, Hunter's obviously a sole man.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 24 points ago +24 / -0

To be fair he's a fan of crack rocks.

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heard he was a toe jam kinda man.

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anon1011101 17 points ago +17 / -0

To be perfectly fair, I'm not a "foot fetishist" but when my girlfriend gets a nice pedicure it's definitely a major boost in sex appeal to her overall appearance. Ladies, take care of your feet!

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FergieJR 17 points ago +17 / -0

When your wife gets a pedicure and a Brazilian wax you know you are in for a treat.

Unless your a lefty. Then her boyfriend is getting a treat!

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WU_HAN_FRU 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife's son can confirm.

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

The appeal of feet is that most women have fucked up feet, so when you find someone who has really sexy feet it's arousing.

I think guys with foot fetish don't like all feet, but only sexy feet.

It's a bit like boobs. Why do we like big boobs? Because they are rare and we feel "cool" when we get the rare girl with big boobs (who isn't a whale).

Rarity is what makes something precious, like gold.

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BeBest 5 points ago +5 / -0

♪♪ Dah nah na-na nah na-na na-na ♪♪

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im dying 😂😂 like Joes campaign

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cherryred 37 points ago +40 / -3

lol What'd I miss in the emails today? Foot fetish, huh?

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 18 points ago +18 / -0

What a time to be alive!

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BloodElfSupporter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sit back and get ya popcorn ready fren!

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Sumsuch 38 points ago +38 / -0

Some based Chinese patriots will be carpet bombing Biden's campaign with Hunter's dirty videos all day, to eliminate some of the CCPs most important foreign allies. Pull up a chair and grab some popcorn (and a barf bag), and enjoy the fireworks.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

allegedly chinese i'm not sure how anyone would know for sure at this point

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KRM944 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hunter got a footie from an underage Chinese girl. Just another Saturday, I suppose

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TommyLasordasBallBag 21 points ago +21 / -0

Check the sticky. Watched the video. It's real. Hunter getting a footy while smoking Crack

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cherryred 8 points ago +9 / -1

Oh my fucking god, topkek.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 -3 points ago +3 / -6

I sucked it up and watched the video. No indication that it’s child porn. You can’t really see the female, and frankly I’m not 100% sure the guy is Biden. She sounds like she might be high or drunk or something.

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thewashambro 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nope, it's 100% Biden. As for the woman, you can see her face kinda at one part. Doesn't look like Cheese Pizza though.

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I ain't gonna take a chance though. Don't mess around with that stuff. Keep clean like a Pence.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are short instances when he lights his lighter... in those short bits you can see his face. He has the shaved beard, straight nose, etc.. Hunter Biden has all these characteristics.

You also see he has the potbelly and large nipples, all things which we know Hunter Biden has from other leaked pictures.

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Wyrmshadow 34 points ago +34 / -0

Personally I find the Thigh Gap the most sensuous part of a woman.

There's nothing more intoxicating about a woman than the distinct lack of a penis.

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rageous 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like an inverse penis fetish. Gaaaaaay.

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TheImpossible1 7 points ago +7 / -0

So, Michelle isn't your type then, I'm guessing.

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Wyrmshadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

*BIG MIKE

SPEZ

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Trader_Of_Spice 31 points ago +31 / -0

Quentin Tarantino: sweats nervously

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jubyeonin 18 points ago +18 / -0

Dan Schneider too.

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Webasdias 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do not invoke his name! You know not what it brings!

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BeefyBelisarius 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

He likes underage girls. Dudes fucked in the head.

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NewVoatAccountName 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, the TV producer for a kids' television network who purposely put foot fetish videos into all of their shows at the time, and who is rumored to have been the one to get Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant back in 2008 (which itself may have been the cause of Britney Spears' mental breakdown when she got the news).

That fat pedophile bastard...

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WestPalm 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tarantino likes objectively gross giant feet too. Even if you don't view them as sexual you can still say: "Damn! Those are some cavewoman feet!"

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barryb0nds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indeed. He's a weird guy - but I do love his movies tbh.

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hollyweird!

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anon1011101 4 points ago +5 / -1

The full-blown foot fetishists are definitely creepy. I just enjoy it when my girl gets a nice pedicure with a sexy nail polish color. Nothing wrong about appreciating certain parts of a woman's body.

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APFSDS [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

big L for the "big guy" for sure

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

T is for toe man.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont think you get what we're saying

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cubanogrande 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The Chairman" will return to the basement whence he came

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mountnblade 8 points ago +8 / -0

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um_ya 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sometimes I wonder how y'all put these memes together so quickly. The news broke less than a few minutes ago. Impressive.

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APFSDS [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

When you're against the left, they practically make themselves.

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +5 / -1

At this point you can start making the meme Before the news drops because reality never fails to disappoint (plus Meme Magic)

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful with meme magic. If you make the meme too early, you might end up influencing reality.

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WestPalm 5 points ago +5 / -0

A long day in the memery

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KRM944 12 points ago +13 / -1

Well, AcK-shoe-wully, to be correct you need to specify underage, smaller, Asian feet!

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BloodyWolf 6 points ago +7 / -1

What's wrong with Asian women?

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KRM944 7 points ago +8 / -1

Nothing. Given they are over 18! The Chinese girl in the Hunter foot job video is underage

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus christ there's a footjob video. Ungggg I've been busy cooking cajun boil to keep up with all the drops

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APFSDS [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

wtf is cajun boil?

I'm a french speaking cajun from S Louisiana and I've never heard that

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ExecuteOrdr66 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’re referring to Cajun women’s foot boils 🤮🤮 jkjk

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fucking perfect!

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jubyeonin 7 points ago +8 / -1

Boob guy here. Ass guys are weird, but we can definitely agree on this.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

You speak with reckless abandon, knave!

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go feel some and you'll be convinced too.

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magaspif 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek thanks I was thinking of this meme when the first vid dropped. very nice

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Definitely a boob guy.

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kaseius1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just imagine if Hunter turns out also to be a furry. Stonetoss would shit bricks.

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Junkevil 7 points ago +12 / -5

I like t and a, but I don't get people into feet. Feet are fucking gross. Also, people who eat ass, which is like everyone in the younger generation. I'll eat pussy, but definitely not ass or feet.

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UndeadRevolver 8 points ago +9 / -1

Old man here. Eating ass is popular?

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JoePCool14 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think porn "popularized" it.

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UndeadRevolver 7 points ago +8 / -1

Gross. There's at least 30 other things I'd rather do in the sack

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I literally only see SJWs posting about ass-eating and face-sitting trying to make it hip and cool.

The same people also post about "girldick" and try to make that hip and cool too.

I'm convinced it's just to demoralize us.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or maybe Bill Clinton did. The Starr report was the first time a lot of people heard of that particular practice.

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Junkevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

For millennials and gen z, yeah.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +3 / -1

No fucking way it is.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Young man here.. I hope not.

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midgetpornrocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boob, ass, feet... doesn't matter. As long as it's midgets, it's game on!

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Name checks.. out???

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess it really does take every kind of people.

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elpoePehTeW 5 points ago +6 / -1

Based wife is more ass than boobs. Although now her chest is larger due to breastfeeding the infant.

I don’t get the foot stuff. Shit is weird.

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123breadman 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the chick has nasty guy feet then yeah it's weird. Most women have pretty feet if they take care of them.

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RyanT282 5 points ago +5 / -0

But...I'm a boobs, ass AND feet person!

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iactuallylovetrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

These fast memes have me snickering all afternoon while I simultaneously watch GEOTUS rally. Please never come down. <3

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BurnedExperiment 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fucking shit. I was waiting for this. This fucking train really does have no brakes.

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123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like everything about women come at me pedes.

*Freedom boner intensifies

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

except the shins!

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah except for the female penis (not actually female)

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MooseKnukl3 4 points ago +5 / -1

I mainly like the cracks of the feet

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stonetears4fears 4 points ago +6 / -2

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🦶

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Zdenka19871 2 points ago +2 / -0

90% chance China Joe drops out of election this week.

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was a boob guy, became an ass guy as I got older.

Asses just hold up better over time

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

So far I've noticed a lot of guys with foot fetish have mommy issues.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +3 / -1

Face > Boobs > Ass > Legs > Eyes > Smile > Feet ..... In that order.

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ass > Boobs > Feet

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svlem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well... tbh, i can appreciate pretty feet, but it's not ALL that

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Moominz0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well fuck. Now one of my fetishes is associated with this human slug.

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rubberkidney 1 point ago +1 / -0

look. fat. im not a foot guy but i can acknowledge that some people have gross feet and some people have good looking feet. you know it. i know it. everyone knows it.

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ExecuteOrdr66 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look, foot

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean some women have attractive feet, usually short girls since they tend to have small feet. No big feet, or fat ones!

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Kitzinger1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm an ass man and then a boob man and then the eyes and the hair. I don't sniff though. Don't judge me.

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MsAnthropic 1 point ago +2 / -1

To be fair, apparently a lot of guys like feet. I mean a LOT.

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meateatercat 1 point ago +1 / -0

BOOBA

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ThomasMaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Podophilia AND pedophilia............

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GopnikGod 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always wondered how foot people happened.

Turns out it was crack all along.

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Malavos117 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine the fire that will come from Trump's tweets tomorrow?? oh boy!

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carl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like pussy

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CJBarnacle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call me old fashioned...

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DarthTardo 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO.

Hysterical.

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WeaponizedSmirk 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh shit what did I miss, did a video come out or something? Hunter is a foot fetish weirdo?

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Modus_Pwninz -1 points ago +15 / -16

Foot guys are basically communists, in that I do not understand them and wish they would just die...

Edit: LOL DOWNVOTED BY A FOOT GUY! Get fucked, degenerate!

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GerPlasma 7 points ago +8 / -1

The fuck?

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +5 / -3

...foot guy?

Do we need a TD civil war over holes and feet? Because this is how we get one.

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GerPlasma 6 points ago +6 / -0

No clue what you're on about, my based gf and I are mildly confused

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Modus_Pwninz -2 points ago +4 / -6

Say no to footfuck degeneracy. Put it in the hole. Feets are not attractive.

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elpoePehTeW 4 points ago +6 / -2

Helped you out, Pede!

Lmfao. xir got me too.

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Modus_Pwninz 0 points ago +6 / -6

Foots are not for fucking!

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither are mouths or breasts. Still do all.

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MagaHippie88 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Blahaha.... so gross.... <3 MAGA2020

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