I HAVE REACHED MY LIFETIME QUOTA OF CRACK, BUTTHOLES, AND WIENERS.
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And WE'RE the deplorables? OOOOKAAY SURE 👍
Here's my Hunter Biden impression:
Me, Hunter Biden, having sex with a woman. Got to stop real quick and take a picture of my dick.
Taking a bath. Got to hop out real quick and take a picture of my dick.
Smoking some crack. Got to stop for a second so I can take a picture of my dick.
Checking into the Chateau Marmonte. Put my bags down so I can take a quick picture of my dick in the lobby.
Sitting at my computer writing an email to a Chinese government official. Quickly take a photo of my cock to add it to my 5 TB collection of self dickpics.
At a family reunion. Pull down my pants and find the nearest mirror, so I can take a picture of my dick.
Taking a picture of my dick. Decide that maybe I need to take another picture of my dick.
Texting my dead brother's widow. Send her a picture of my dick.
Omg spot on and hilarious
most with a dog-tag on!
As if he is proud of his service.
He is a disgrace to every sailor and every person who ever wore the uniform.
He has a very punchable face.
If I was 9 inch's I'd probably be taking pics all day
I get where you're coming from. However, what a waste.
You're the son of the vice president. You have wealth, connections, good looks...anything is possible for you. What do you do with opportunity? Help people? Start a useful business? Improve yourself?
No. You smoke crack and take pictures of your fucking cock. lol
Just for some cracky context. In the early 0s, a young man was smoking crack while driving and broke through the railing of the bridge he was passing. Pedestrians tried to rescue him from the car sinking into the river. Pedestrians noticed that the crack-driver did not do anything about getting out of the car. Instead, he remained busy with his lighter and the pipe. He had to be dragged out of the friggin car against his will. This was reported by several newspapers based on eyewitness accounts and police records. There is no limit to crack-induced craziness.